Jenna Jameson is definitely pregnant

January 26th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s Jenna Jameson at the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts Championship this weekend demonstrating the worst possible ending to one of her movies. Then again, who’s actually seen the end of a porno? Just sayin’.

NOTE: Yes, I’m aware the third pic is clearly fetus abuse and have notified child services. They said “Are you shitting me?” and promised to mobilize the Britney Task Force. Good people.

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  1. Squirt

    How do you tell your kids you used to take hot men’s baby batter on your face for cash?

  2. Maria

    AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
    I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN…….WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Maria

    AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
    I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN…….WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Maria

    AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
    I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN…….WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. BigJoe

    Reminds of this kid in middleschool who found a porn tape of his parents fucking in every room of the house…even his. His revenge: show it to a bunch of horny 14 yr olds!!!

    Oh, and I’m guessing you ladies on here who are knocking her for doing porn are either fat or ugly or both…booyahh!!!

  6. Too Bad

    Theres nothing wrong with doing porn in my opinion, as a woman, I think it serves a purpose, and even I watch it.

    But her kid, eek, that’s gonna be an interesting case for the psychologists….

  7. Maria

    SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN”T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Maria

    SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN”T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Maria

    SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN”T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Maria

    SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN”T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. hahahaha

    ROTFL
    Lulu @12 you said it perfectly- LOL

  12. Do FreeBird

    She looks glowing, and she can still give an incredible bj.

  13. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time

    You would almost like to say, “who fucked her”? but then again, who hasn’t? or wouldn’t?

  14. bar room hero

    That baby should slide right out very easily…

  15. Truth Doctor

    Heidi looks great, as usual.

    As for JJ, how many gallons does it take to get to the center of her tootsie pop? The world may never know.

  16. xyla

    im surprised that baby doesnt just fall out of that giant gaping hole between her legs…poor thing must want to, living in that crusty jizz hole with gonorrhea swimming around it

  17. Tourette's Syndrome

    Hey Maria ! Go easy on the return key. Ya fucking wingnut

  18. Frybread

    This bitch used to be perfection in her porn days. Aging sucks for some people.

  19. Ummm...yeah...

    Ok, here’s the million dollar question….
    Who the fuck is the daddy???
    answer: anyone!

  20. Nice to know: THERE ARE ABOUT 15824358 fathers, to be precize, folks!!

  21. Rachel

    I honestly hope there isn’t a girl in this litter. Girls who come from normal women have a hard enough time with self-confidence and finding their place in the world. Can you imagine all the cruel things that would be done to her? The girls would be calling her and her mom a slut, and cracking all kinds of jokes. The boys would be harassing her, trying to get in her pants since her mom is so easy. Hell, she might even be raped because of it. They’ll think she’s just as easy as her mom and get mad when she denies their requests.

    “Oh, and I’m guessing you ladies on here who are knocking her for doing porn are either fat or ugly or both…booyahh!!!”

    Or, perhaps, they have at least a little bit of self-respect.

  22. Fred Flintstone

    Will Jenna preform oral sex on the baby once its born?

  23. Fred Flintstone

    Will Jenna perform oral sex on the baby once its born?

  24. If U Seek Amy

    Can anyone say “Preggo Porn?”

    Oh, ps, FRED FLINSTONE # 72 & 73…… you are a sick fuck and i hope you die.

  25. Groucho

    I seriously don’t get why so many of you thinks the kid will face ridicule or problems because of Jenna’s job. She’s gonna grow up in fucking LA, it’s not like this is unheard of. And everyone and their mother (literally) has had sex. What the hell is the big deal?

  26. Insatiable Peter

    @10

    good stuff

  27. Insatiable Peter

    75,

    Your mother has frequently showcased her face adorned with various men’s semen and anal beads hanging out of her ass?

    Send her my way, huh.

  28. Insatiable Peter

    72 and 73.

    Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

  29. Tom K

    This is just proof that Latinos will fuck anything and get it pregnant and make it there baby momma. Hilarious! Good Job Ortiz!

  30. joanna

    congrats!! i love her, smart lady.

  31. Narcissist

    I think Jenna looks slightly better here. Might be because the hair is covering some previously visible areas.

    Heidi should get to the upskirts and quit doing these stupid photo ops.

  32. sarah

    she actually looks quite nice and a bit more natural for once!!!! lol

  33. denise

    Hey Jenna
    Letting that skank Heidi touch your stomach is the dirtiest thing
    that you’ve ever done.

  34. Murph

    Most of these comments are pretty sick as well as the people that wrote them! Why can’t a girl (even Jenna) decide she made and mistake and change her life for the better and who gives all you the right to say that even ex-pornstars can’t have children? Maybe the kids may face some tough odds, but I’ll bet they’ll be loved. I say good for her, she looks great!!

  35. This is why I only hang with guys...

    1.) Jenna is having TWINS.
    2.) Tito Ortiz is the father.
    3.) She is done with porn.
    4.) Your ugly ass was made from fucking too, so slow your roll! Atleast these kids parents are cute! (Mental picture of your mom and dad fucking- Doesn’t make that make you want to think of Jenna instead too?)

    I am sure she will have to *one day* sit down and tell her kids what she did for a living, and I am sure they will, well, throw up in their mouths. Thats her deal. Nice to know you appointed yourself judge and jury over her life. (The Montag pic was a bad move though, that I admit.)

    But- before any of you “anti-porn” rejects go slinging shit at her because you are pissed your man probably beat off to her a time or two (yeah, jealousy is a bitch), remember this:

    Jenna atleast looked good having sex (put a mirror in front of YOU next time you fuck- does that cottage cheese look good on your thighs?) , she is/was the highest paid adult film actress ever, she made millions of dollars running her OWN company and gets to give her kids a good life~regardless of how she made her money.

    Now…..Go on and tell me how YOUR man doesn’t watch porn or even jerk off…yada,yada,yada. I know, I know. It’s ok, I’ll let you believe your own lies.

    P.S. I am a chick and I think she looks great, but you hateful bitches need to shut the fuck up, I mean, damn-good grief. Shouldn’t your ass be on the treadmill right now anyways?

  36. Pixie

    Those babies are gonna slide right out… Depending on the size of their heads

  37. Pathetic Worm

    Sooo… ducks are mammals now.

    Or the father is Australian.

  38. Biff Speedchunk

    What’s she going to give birth to, a duck-billed pornypus?

  39. Meg

    No. 85

    Oh please, get over yourself. Adults have sex and not all of us girls have cottage cheese thighs or have body hang ups…like Jenna. Have you seen how much surgery she has? That is not the actions of someone confident or comfortable with who they are….

    Anyway Porn is porn, no big deal, who gives a damn if that’s her bag. She certainly has a right to have kids and she has wanted them for so long, I am sure she will cherish the babies she is going to have.

    But it is pretty odd, and her children will suffer badly, one day because of this. Everyone has sex, but not everyone can be seen with a click of a button, sucking some mans penis or with their vagina’s exposed. No amount of Cashmere jumpers of private education will lessen the blow of how mummy made her fortune “[she] gets to give her kids a good life~regardless of how she made her money.” – yes, drug dealers would say the same thing.

    Many women could spread their legs and make money from selling their bodies but plenty struggle along – with dignity in tact. At the end of the day, her choice, her life but nothing can erase her past – you can’t make a living from porn and never suffer the concequences.

  40. Renegade

    LMAO at Fred Flinstone

  41. Mike

    She needs to get one of those yellow signs to hang from her back window. ‘Anchor Baby Inside’

  42. Do you know why do chicks watch porn movies till the end???

    To find out if they get married!!!!

  43. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    @89. Wouldn’t it be lolful if she walked in on her son batin’ to one of her films?

  44. K

    She has used pornographic images of herself for personal gain but the fact that she has truly chosen to become a mother means she has made drastic changes in her persona. Let us congratulate her and wish her only the best for her new family.

    Cheers!

  45. tootsie

    all ya’ll are fucking rude.

  46. I think Jenna is a little better here. It might be because the hair covers some regions already visible.

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