Here’s Jenna Jameson at the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts Championship this weekend demonstrating the worst possible ending to one of her movies. Then again, who’s actually seen the end of a porno? Just sayin’.
NOTE: Yes, I’m aware the third pic is clearly fetus abuse and have notified child services. They said “Are you shitting me?” and promised to mobilize the Britney Task Force. Good people.
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Alfredo | January 26, 2009 at 11:34 am
First!
mer | January 26, 2009 at 11:35 am
Oh… oh no.
shosh | January 26, 2009 at 11:38 am
WOWWWOWWWWW
she’s so adorable!!~
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Jason | January 26, 2009 at 11:38 am
Anyone seen the size of Tito Ortiz’ mug. Ouch!
Mel | January 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
There’s just something wrong about this…
Splooge | January 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
Interesting. I didn’t think you could get pregnant by getting your face covered in c*m!!
Beth | January 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
Man, that baby is gonna shoot out without the slightest resistance.
sunshine | January 26, 2009 at 11:40 am
She needs to go into the witness protection program or that poor child will never hear the end of it. The sins of the fathers. . . (in this case, mothers)
boo | January 26, 2009 at 11:41 am
Looks like she has the same extensions that Lindsay does.
Can a judge emancipate a child at birth?
Rachell | January 26, 2009 at 11:41 am
I really hope that baby gets delivered via C-section. It’s not fair to make an innocent child run an STD gauntlet.
Bringbackbabalu | January 26, 2009 at 11:42 am
Hehe what is “World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts” it was at AFFLICTION: DAY OF RECKONING! BABALU even fought=) Get your shit straight
lulu | January 26, 2009 at 11:47 am
QUACK QUACK QUACK!!
Jim | January 26, 2009 at 11:48 am
“Ummm…maybe that could happen…” is what Jenna said when Heidi asked if she could get pregnant from kissing Spencer while he still has semen in his ass (so, always).
Jacob | January 26, 2009 at 11:48 am
LMAO! Rachel
But in all seriousness, I really feel sorry for that kid when he/she grows up.
The amount of ridicule they’ll face, wow.
OnlyGayEskimo | January 26, 2009 at 11:50 am
Who knew that fat would look so good on her? She should stay pregnant indefinitely.
Vince Lombardi | January 26, 2009 at 11:52 am
I see a new medical alert coming – “Swallowing semen goes straight to your stomach fat!”
KidWasBornForPorn | January 26, 2009 at 12:03 pm
That kid will be just like mommy so why shouldn’t he/she know how she paid the bills. In 18 years the kid can take a turn just like mom. Let’s move on. By the way if a woman can get fake books why not a fake preggy tummy? Just sayin.
Jimbo | January 26, 2009 at 12:05 pm
WTF!! Is she having a litter?
D4P | January 26, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Is that Jessica Simpson…?
TJ | January 26, 2009 at 12:07 pm
She’s got a psychadelic pussy from all the colored dicks being in it.
Ew | January 26, 2009 at 12:15 pm
No, really… that/those babies are going to fall right the hell out of her uterus Even if they do have the head of their dad. I did hear she was having twins, right?
Like… she should possibly put hang some sort of netting from her bra that would hang down between her knees anytime she is standing up in case it happens spontaniously. Plop Plop, Jenna. Babies are just falling out of her.
But seriously…. her head does not look as repulsive as it normally does. I didn’t wince in pain and disgust when i looked at her. Though, the thought of having her pussy stretched over those babies heads is kinda making me throw up in my mouth a little. Yes, everyone. Start praying for a caesarean.
Doah | January 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
She looks a lot better with a little weight on her. She was looking like Zombie Madonna with 2 balloons leading way before. Hopefully once she has the kid she won’t go back to the anorexic look, might be nice for the kid sake to quit the porn too.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | January 26, 2009 at 12:20 pm
NEVERMIND THE RIDICULE THE KIDD FACES, JUST IMAGINE HIS/HER OWN PERSONAL HORROR WHEN HE/SHE LEARNS ABOUT WHAT SHE IS. LET’S SAY AROUND THE AGE OF 15.
alex | January 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm
hahahahah psychadelic pussy! LMAO you just killed me with that one TJ
tiffany | January 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
She looks way better preggo. She needed some weight. She was looking gross.
Damaged Goods | January 26, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Wow…for once a couple sperm got into that nasty crotch cavern instead of caking her whorish face and tits.
Peter North | January 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I remember when I used to do porn I fucked Jenna in the ass, and there was a piece of poop hanging out of her ass. We just kept fucking. Then I rewarded her as I unleashed about 12-15 streaming loads of hot jizz all over her face. She just kept sucking my cock after I came all over her, and it still had some shit remnance on it, but she didn’t mind. She was a good cocksucker.
Jrz | January 26, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I can only imagine the names they have picked out….
Jenna: Well, if it’s a girl, we’re going to call her either Money Shot Molly or Anal Annie…..if it’s a boy we’re definately going with Ricky Ram Rod.
Bickus Dickus | January 26, 2009 at 12:48 pm
How proud her father must be. To see his daughter get gang fucked by a bunch of porch monkeys and then blow sickle cell jizz all over her face. That must give Daddy a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
Webster's | January 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“shit remnance”
Gotta add that one. Seems like a combo of shit, romance, and remembrance. As in, “I’ll never forget how intimate it felt while I was pushing in her stool. It was a true shit remnance.”
MixedMartialArtVideos.om | January 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm
WAMMA Fights:
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2009/01/24/fedor-emelianenko-vs-andrei-arlovski-video-affliction-day-of-reckoning
Joe | January 26, 2009 at 12:53 pm
She’s not pregnant, just full.
Chauncey Gardner | January 26, 2009 at 12:56 pm
How the fuck is she going to explain her job to her kid? I bet he/she will be thrilled to take his/her mother into school for Career Day.
gits | January 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm
it’ll be more like “take her mother” day.
sahara | January 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm
god, she looks so different than she used to..
heidi needs to go die
Pat | January 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Heidi’s saying “What? It’s the GIRL who takes it up the ass???”
Andy | January 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm
It’s twins, right? Here’s what they have to look forward to: 7th grade birthday party for one of their friends, everybody in the basement, adults upstairs, somebody says they’re going to play “prisoner” and they tie the twins to chairs, then they play “Jenna Loves Pain!” while Mom is upstairs drinking coffee and trying to have a normal conversation.
MMA | January 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@11 are you retarded? Affliction’s last match was for WAMMA heavyweight title. Maybe *you* should get your shit straight. <3 Fedor
Aja | January 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm
The weight makes her look ten years younger, filled out her face. Good Luck to the family. Good for her.
Aja | January 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Hey number 29 – get your pprno facts straight, Jenna has never done an interracial porno.
Aja | January 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm
* porno
RichPort's Ghost | January 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm
No self respecting sperm would have done this. That sperm was duped.
todders | January 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Oops.
Not again.
hilarious vid about GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
Just sayin' | January 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
That kid is going to have some very interesting moments later in life. Like, when he meets his girlfriend’s dad: “Oh, wow, I used to masturbate to your mom for hours.” “It’s cool, you’re daughter sucks my dick”
Noelle | January 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I actually think she looks much prettier here than she did before she got pregnant. She was way too skinny to the point her face was lookin all kinds of weird. Some meat on them bones has done her good.
T-Mon | January 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm
that’s just sperm all stuck together a little bit more each time. And when is that other blond girl starring in a porn?? I would definitly download it
T-Mon | January 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm
FUCK that… what about the kid… He’s gonna grow up, learn about porn and sees his mom getting laid by like a thousant guys…
Delgo | January 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I feel old. The bitch I beat off to my whole childhood is bouts to be a mom.
Delgo | January 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Heidi – harnessing the power of the unborn’s chin.
Squirt | January 26, 2009 at 3:03 pm
How do you tell your kids you used to take hot men’s baby batter on your face for cash?