Jenna Jameson in a Bikini

And Jenna Jameson is conveniently in front of the paparazzi again. This time at the beach with Tito and the twins because there’s nothing more wholesome than turning a bullshit scenario into a reality show pitch which is entirely what’s happening here. At this point, I can only hope these two do the right thing and send their kids floating down the river in baskets. I’m sure some Mormons will raise them or if they’re real lucky, a pack of coyotes with a half-chewed thesaurus. (Fingers crossed.)