Jenna Jameson is reportedly pissing off producers who want to turn her book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a movie because she keeps missing meetings. Although it’s allegedly because she got plastic surgery on her vagina and she isn’t happy with it. A source says:
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
You’d think Jenna Jameson would’ve learned her lesson by now. If she went to the same plastic surgeon that did her face and body, her vagina probably came out looking like some sort of squid. I don’t even think the guy’s a doctor. Judging by his work I’d guess he’s an out of work janitor. Or a puppy.
kegels, ladies. do your kegels.
GROSS!!!
Why would she need vagina surgery? Oh right, all the porn.
i wouldnt jerk off to her if she was in the last porno movie in the world in the world
When did Ric Ocasek get implants and go blonde? He looks gross.
@194, Holly…… what was that for? What have I done to you that could warrant such cruelty? I promise I’ll NEVER feed your dog chocolate again. You can have my husband. Whatever your demands are, consider them met. (Seriously, though….what was that? A baby? An alien? A small intestine? That thing’s going to keep me up tonight!)
And to my new BFF parishaswarts (and herpes and crabs and syphillus), we’re gonna have to put off the festivities off until next weekend. Secret DNA testing is being done for the next week on all of the potential fathers. Fucking O.J. keeps demanding that his genitalia gets measured and remeasured while promoting his new book, “If I’d fucked her”. Prince Zsa Zsa, it turns out, has been dead for the last 12 years. Howard K. Stern cannot be found for testing (he was last seen tying a young virgin to some train tracks whilst twirling his mustache evilly), Larry Birkhead won’t stop talking long enough for them to actually stick a swab into his friggin’ mouth. And, as for yours truly, there is some sort of contention that a female “cannot physically father a child”. I say this is sexist bullshit that cannot be tolerated. Our founding fathers are almost certainly rolling over in their graves at the thought of a young woman being denied her fatherly rights to her newborn kid (it was a girl, right?) I tell you, I love my kid $0 much that it hurt$ me ju$t to think of it.
So, in short, hells yeah, I’ll see you next weekend. I’m working on an outfit that actually incorporates a fleshlight into my miniskirt so when I bend over you can actually get a view that was, until now, available only to my obstetrician!
did i mention,in the world?
So who is this Tito fellow and what the hell is up with his head? Scary stuff (kinda like WTFiswrongwithUppl *shudder*).
@191
Actually it probably wasn’t quite like fucking Jenna cuz I only left the squid out for an hour before stroking.
For a more realistic scenario I should leave it out a couple of days…got to have the aroma.
Why are you fucktwats talking shit about the Queen of Porn? I’d fuck her sideways on a grill outside of a Starbucks if she asked me too.
She is too gorgeous.
Eeeewww, she looks so…weird, so…disproportionate – by the looks of her stringy limbs and her lack of hips/ass juxtaposed with a trunk-straight middle, I’d say she’s had extensive lipo done…and lets not discuss the inflated mass of a ‘rack’. Very very unflattering. Faker than ten Barbie dolls combined. At least I never gave my barbie vag-surgery, *shudder*.
I love Barbie, but she’s a pile of shit compared to Jenna.
Damn, wasn’t she attractive at one time? Courtney Love at least has an excuse for looking like a horrific walking wax doll.
The only further plastic surgery is a very easy script from Dr Sefronia: A paper bag over the head. One for me too, in case hers breaks. Yikes.
#191 – what line is that? Good taste? According to Danielle (Pairs Hilton Faces Jail Time) you are a failed Interior Decorator. That’s very sad.
#214 And according to danYELL she’s funny. Wrong on both counts.
#215: everyone has their moments… when was yours? I’d like to read it. I’m a cheerleader.
Why did she need the surgery? Don’t all women spend decades abusing their baby wallet to get it to be nice and long and droopy?
Not that it really matters, but I hear that she’s really nice. Two of my coworkers were discussing her the other day. One had run into her somewhere randomly and commented on what a kind person she was. The other used to be a stripper and worked with Jenna a few times. She said that Jenna was very sweet AND let her keep all of the tips.
Having said that, I still own handbags that are in better condition.
Vag surgery. I’ve heard it all now. And I guess orange is the new black?
Do not anger the “Octopussoir” (that’s french)
Tito’s mom must be so proud. Not only does her boy earn a living as a human cock-fighter, but of all the women available to him, he chose the one who comes with video evidence of hundreds of other men treating her like an Amishman treats his favorite goat. Way to be classy, San Diego…
Sassy, vag jobs are the new boob jobs :P
Tito can now say with honesty what a dick tastes like.
She looked way better before all the multiple surgeries.
Hollywood has really aged Hillary Duff!
No surprises, Is there any place on her body she hasn’t had plastic surgery on? She looks like shes been dipped in plastic, I’m surprised she can bend her limbs sheesh.
WTF is a vaginoplasty?
sounds painful.
In all honesty . . . I guess if my pussy was hanging down to my knees I would get it fixed too.
When she finally gets it done right she should be able to go a few more months, uh or days, before she needs it done again.
What a dumb bitch, if she had the surgery, she need to keep her mouth shut and her pussy, whore…
So her Va jay jay had surgery. Her and Tracy Lord need surgery to hold up their female part.
Did she have her penis removed?
wow, this makes me puke. that girl used to be cute. now she looks like Alpo. who would put their d*** in that?
HOLY CRAP…what the hell happened to her? Yes shes in porn…but during the 90′s she had one of the cutest and sexiest faces of ANY celeb. Her body was so much better back then too. Kinda sad…she looks completely different now (and not in a good way)
girl used to be FINE. now she looks like roadkill baked in the sun after the buzzards left.
She looks like a post/op tranny. Anyone, ANYONE, who finds her attractive now should immediately seek out therapy. Seriously. She should drop porn movies and switch over to horror movies.
So I came here for the purpose of looking at herpes pictures. What a waste of time. Please don’t buy her movies, do you really want to empower her. Go pirate the shit. It’s not worth paying for.
She looked better BEFORE all that plastic surgery. Her natural looks were far better than the way she looks now. These days she looks like every other plastic blonde – she’s lost her uniqueness – and I think she knows it. Try to find older photo’s of her on the net they are nearly impossible to find which is a rare thing to say about anything on the internet ! She must be employing a firm to keep her older photo’s out of circulation. She used to be beautiful.