Jenna Jameson is reportedly pissing off producers who want to turn her book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a movie because she keeps missing meetings. Although it’s allegedly because she got plastic surgery on her vagina and she isn’t happy with it. A source says:
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
You’d think Jenna Jameson would’ve learned her lesson by now. If she went to the same plastic surgeon that did her face and body, her vagina probably came out looking like some sort of squid. I don’t even think the guy’s a doctor. Judging by his work I’d guess he’s an out of work janitor. Or a puppy.
BarbadoSlim | March 30, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Tranny protocols in full effect, not a drill!!!
PunjabPete | March 30, 2007 at 12:10 pm
LMAO Barbados…
So she got her vajayjay lasered… I wonder if they killed all the Klingons…. Lord knows that thing has seen enough photon torpedos…
LukeWarmwater | March 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Look at those vericose veins on her calf in pic 8. *barfs*
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm
She is fucking hot. So is Lohan. And Paris of course is.
My va-gee-gee is going to explode!
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
#3, that’s a tattoo, you moron.
aww its deb | March 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
that face! looks like a leather jacket
Pikachelsea | March 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
LukeWarmWater, that’s her ugly tattoo, not her veins.
Anyway, that’s a pretty dress she’s wearing… too bad she decided to fill it up with those two lopsided canteloupe-esque excuses for fake breasts. Vaginoplasty… good grief, I didn’t know such a thing existed. Is nothing sacred anymore? (Stupid question) What she really needs is a brain donor.
heisthejuan | March 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
What did she really expect of the surgeon? That thing has been getting blasted by some hefty meat for at least 12 years now.
BigJim | March 30, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Tito is so huge he split her like a log.
Binky | March 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Well guys are often accused of thinking with their dicks – but I seldom have mine sked my business meetings.
And I think the reporter misinterpreted the producers. My sources are saying “Pulling the plug” is still in the second act of the film.
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
They are the 2 most disproportionate people on Earth. Tito’s head is so out of control it needs its on satellites. And Jenna’s knockers look like, well, like Tito’s head.
Ah fuck it. They’re both hot. I’d love to wrap my vagina around her face, despite the fact that her own cooter probably looks like a sleeve made out of corned beef.
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm
That was a funny comment by me – HER COOTER PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A SLEEVE OF CORNED BEEF
BarbadoSlim | March 30, 2007 at 12:24 pm
And fishdoode, you had me there ’til the last sentence. I’ll let it slide because, well, I love puppies. *sigh*
Fifth Stooge | March 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm
That’s Joan Rivers.
Fifth Stooge | March 30, 2007 at 12:29 pm
#2- Klingons circle around Uranus.
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Ignoring 4, 5, 11 and 12 aka neo maxi pad:
I am seriously doubting that Jenna made any kind of money in the porn industry. Her face probably is an exact replica of the inside of her vajayjay. Yuck.
veggi | March 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I hope she got it sewn shut.
ponk | March 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
after banging on this leather speed bag for a while, i’m a little nervous about what tito is going to show us next in the octagon.
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Slim- i thought you were some kind of hard-nozed tough guy! puppies?
Binky- point well taken
danielle- i don’t know why you wouldn’t want 11 to be you. thats the cleverest thing you’ve ever posted!
veggi | March 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
that first picture is cracking me up! WTF is she doing? Trying to hold down the spew from earlier? yuckers!
NicotineEyePatch | March 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
By ‘vagina’, hopefully they mean ‘massive reconstructive facial’.
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Ignoring 16 aka shit for brains:
It’s a known fact that Jenna has built an empire out of getting shlong blasted and is worth close to 100MM. Then again, you ARE my great imposter, my dear troll.
Try harder, Ms. Dumas.
Jimbo | March 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
@17 you would need rope to close that thing up
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I see a fucking enormous wedding ring on her hand. You know, the same hand that she used to jerk out some throat yogurt from Peter North’s wang chung.
Tito, you sly dog. Congrats, my man. May you both live happily ever after.
veggi | March 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
industrial leather sewing machine.
danielle | March 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm
In her break-out movie with Randy West where she took a creampie, she looked so much more like the girl next door and so much less like, well, a whore.
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm
i doubt she’s worth 100 MM. most people i know who have seen her didn’t pay a cent for it, and she’s clearly retired (eh-ehm) so…
Pegasus | March 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
eww shes so ugly she looks like a crackwhore with anorexia. Shes like a scary clown with those lips.
Jimbo | March 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
You could make a couch out of her left over lips.
ImaCracka | March 30, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again….. that is one ugly looking pussy….
Tito Ortiz I mean!!!!!
CCClub | March 30, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Normally, extra skin means more canvas to work with. This would have been like painting the ceiling of a chapel.
veggi | March 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
why is million abbreviated mm? Isn’t that millimeter? Maybe she’s worth 100 45.mm shots to the head?
lovescontroversy1 | March 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
wow. so is danielle done insulting herself now so i can read these catchy comments without having to scroll past her shit?
if he/she was smart, they/it would simply start posting under another name and end this ignorantfest.
Craig & "em" | March 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
“or a puppy” That’s Hilarious!
Either that or I’m still drunk.
It’s probably the latter, cause I just imagined Scrappy Do in a doctors uniform and Jenna saying, “please Dr. Do…I need you to inspect my Scooby Snatch”!
veggi | March 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
hahaha Jimbo. Who would ever sit on it though? And what could you possibly clean it with?
daηielle™↵ | March 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Why in the hell is her skin the color of a tangerine?
Oh well, I heard that tanning causes cancer. Maybe she’ll die soon? If not the anorexia, it’ll be cancer.
Saera | March 30, 2007 at 12:43 pm
LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL SF GUY. ILY. <3
and this makes my vagina hurt.
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
if you’re so smar, lovescontroversy (and that name does sound OH SO smart), then maybe you’d realize that she fucking LOVES it.
35:
“dude, i think your dog vomited on your couch, or chewed it up, or something”
“where?”
“um, well, all over it.”
ImaCracka | March 30, 2007 at 12:47 pm
#38 smar….? Yea that’s smart……
BarbadoSlim | March 30, 2007 at 12:47 pm
In her case vaginoplasty would be akin to trying to decrease the diameter of the London to Paris Chunnel with a pair of surgical thongs and some chicken wire.
Not gonna happen padre.
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:48 pm
hooked, line and sinker :X
Jimbo | March 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Veggi,
I have no idea who would sit on it or what to clean it with. I am not sure why that disgusting thought came into my head.
daηielle™↵ | March 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I don’t think she even got a vaginoplasty.
She probably had a sex change so Tito wouldn’t leave her for Gay Al.
Bill Clinton | March 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
#6 “that face! looks like a leather jacket”
So cum doesn’t work as skin cream, guess I need a new line.
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
jimbo- i’m still waiting to hear about big fat fanny…
schack | March 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
44. lmao
daηielle™↵ | March 30, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Caption for the 1st pic:
“I dunno why I’m here. I thought this was a strip joint.”
PunjabPete | March 30, 2007 at 12:57 pm
#15…. LOL
Phaser set on kill…. We are going in people…
So here is what she had done I am guessing…
http://www.drmatlock.com/
Smiley sons of bitches aren’t they… The Dr. must be living his dream… As a child I can only imagine the times he dreamed of vaporizing vag with an argon laser…
monkeyrotica | March 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Let that be a lesson to all the myspace sluts out there. Consuming galvanized buckets of semen is not a wise career choice. And that goes double for Lohan.
The last time I saw a face like that, it was working as the Mouth of Sauron.
Jimbo | March 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm
No No, I do not think all women are evil. To the contrary, I love women. They are so much fun.