Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s birthday party in Las Vegas yesterday looking about as good as she’s ever looked lately. Although in some of these shots her boobs are looking oddly pointy. Considering how much surgery she’s had on them, I guess it’s a wonder they’re even still attached to her chest. You’d think by now they’d be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive. You know, talking in a funny French accent and smoking cigarettes.
NOTE: Beef Jerky Jenna Jameson. Never forget.
liz | July 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm
fisrt
wedgeone | July 10, 2007 at 1:59 pm
oh my FRIST god!
liz | July 10, 2007 at 1:59 pm
i mean first. and i wish her face wasn’t so fucked up, she could be oddly pretty!
X Marx Da Spot | July 10, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Duck lips. Quack quack.
Gary | July 10, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Nah. She still looks like a former Thai boy prostitute, now grown up but still trying to pass. It’s like the movie “The Fly” – her plastic surgeon’s software program accidentally mixed her “before” pictures with some Thai child porn he had recently downloaded.
mod.s | July 10, 2007 at 2:03 pm
gross. just gross. and oh my god did i say gross??
missj | July 10, 2007 at 2:03 pm
she looks like a monster
liz | July 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm
5, you are hilarious.
Peshe | July 10, 2007 at 2:15 pm
And on the set of Mannequin 3……what??? Thats a living person???? Wait im confused
THAT'SJennaJameson?!? | July 10, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Eeeewww! Why is she trying so hard to look like Pam Anderson? Does she have Hep-C as well?
Chode Man | July 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm
She’s like the Michael Jackson of porn… It’s such a shame, this chick used to be slammin. What the hell went on in this broad’s head?
Mdiz | July 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
She looks like a tranny… Minus the boyish good looks.
Missy | July 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Why is it that everytime I see Jenna, I always wonder if that’s her real hair or not?! I heard anorexics slowly lose their hair! So………you do the math!
veggi | July 10, 2007 at 2:34 pm
I bet she tastes like burning.
Missy | July 10, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I bet her porn nowadays looks like two stick people having sex that some 50 yr old lonely man drew trying to amuse himself because all the children he was banging are in school and he doesnt have cable! Sorry…wrong on so many levels!
Sam | July 10, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I look at these pictures and all I can think is, wow, Mandy Moore really porked out.
citizenstrange | July 10, 2007 at 2:40 pm
“You’d think by now they’d be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive.”
Are you talking about Tito Ortiz’s ears?
Josh Salazar | July 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm
She looks like that elf from the movie The dark crystal……….movie from the 80 look it up
gettaoutofhere | July 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm
She swallowed more cum than one healthy cow can produce in its lifetime.
Chauncey Gardner | July 10, 2007 at 2:50 pm
You know, they day started off kinda nice with Hayden Pannettierrerereee. Then we get hit with Hillary Swank, and now this.
WHAT THE FUCK?
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm
it takes a hardy spirit to do porn and still be proud of oneself. the line between artistry and overt prostitution gets really, really blurry. i thought she knew she was an artist. now it’s clear she’s less secure than we all had hoped.
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm
#19. cows don’t produce cum.
Danklin24 | July 10, 2007 at 2:54 pm
It astounds me how anyone that writes these blogs can say Mandy Moore is fat and disgusting one day and then turn around and say monstrosities like this are good looking. Seriously man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bern | July 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm
She’s creepier than a sack full of pedophiles.
P.S. THE MASSIVE BOOB PICS ON MY SITE SHOULD BE FIXED, AS WELL AS THE GLITCH WITH THE MONGOOSE/PORCUPINE VOTE.
lastangelman | July 10, 2007 at 3:01 pm
If it looks like a duck and fucks like duck, pass the KY Jelly I’m in there (out of the way Daffy, she’s mine!)
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 10, 2007 at 3:01 pm
WTC did she do to her face? There was nothing wrong with it before, except for the occasional globs of spunk. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Oof…….that’s some hard livin’. By the way, nice trout pout, tramp.
Big Al | July 10, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I’m more interested in the results of her recent….ahem, plastic surgery. I think her cooter looked pretty good before so I can’t imagine what she did to it to make it ‘better’. Chicks, although most guys won’t admit it, we all like heavy hangers. No need to trim anything down there.
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 3:08 pm
@19 but I do
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 3:08 pm
hey Bern, do you know whether those girls are REAL?
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm
is that YOU, my little zack-rabbit?
Emma | July 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
You do know that she’s had cancer, right? I don’t understand why you keep commenting on her weight loss in such a rude way. It’s called chemo!
jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Cancer of the what? (this ought to be a good one.)
Emma | July 10, 2007 at 3:21 pm
It was a very rare form of cancer caused by large accumulations of protein and salt.
Tim | July 10, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Wasn’t it Gobbler’s Sarcoma?
Bern | July 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm
@30 Hey schack are you looking to get something to replace those tiny little A’s you have?
Alayney | July 10, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Poor, SAD woman. She just makes me so sad …
dr phil | July 10, 2007 at 3:26 pm
It was Million-man Metastatic Melanoma of the (wince) Rectum.
Alayney | July 10, 2007 at 3:26 pm
You can see that they’re hair extensions — notice the bang area? (No pun intended!)
Pbbbbt | July 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
This is what happens when you use sperm as your daily moisturizer.
Roberta Shugs | July 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I think plastic surgery on the breasts is okay, as long as your husband wants you different. But Mrs. Jameson needs to cover up, or some rapist will get the wrong idea!!
Blessings,
Roberta Shugs
yucko | July 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
this is good?? i am confused….
Jill | July 10, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Nothing beats Farrah Fawcett. Anal cancer. And it has recurred.
“Symptoms may include bleeding or itching around the anus, pain in the anal area, a change in bowel habits, a lump in the anal area, swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin area, and abnormal discharge from the anus.”
Or, as they call it in San Francisco, “waking up Saturday morning”
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 3:33 pm
No, Bern, i’m afraid that some human bodies produce a variant of female hormones close enough to cow hormones that their endocrine systems respond to foreign hormones, resulting in grotesquely large breasts…
I’m wondering whether I should ever give my children hormone-saturated milk.
Morticia | July 10, 2007 at 3:33 pm
LMAO @ #18. So true!
sch?ck | July 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm
cum is really acidic. i wonder if she downs it with tums.
got cum stomach? try tums!
TS | July 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm
FIRST=DORK. Don’t forget it. Say what you want, but it’s a fact. Period.
dr skeets | July 10, 2007 at 3:49 pm
errrrmm…no. Normally semen is neutral to slightly alkaline. Anxiety, conflict, repressed rage – conditions like those can cause simultaneous release of stomach acid, which might be easy to conflate with the incoming semen.
HeavenScent | July 10, 2007 at 3:50 pm
she’s boney….talk about Skeleton Power! perhaps she needs those Tums, she keeps holding her stomach
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Gross!!!!!