Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy

August 28th, 2007 // 191 Comments
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Ever seen a former UFC champion tongue kiss a duck? You have now. Well, assuming your eyes made it out of this alive. I’m pretty sure mine are just for show now.

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  1. @149 Woodgone, I have a pretty good idea who it is.

  2. woodgone

    Just look at it like this; you’re giving someone a purpose in life without even doing anything.
    There’s always a bright side.

  3. I bet that dude has a bullcock! I’m talking wiffle ball bat size.

  4. Amy

    His tongue is where many a man’s penis has been before….I wonder if he’s thought about that.

  5. Miguelito

    No, this guy’s cock is the size of a stunted piece of candy corn! Don’t you see he’s all roided out? He’s like a giant female Kong — this is lesbianism you’re seeing.

  6. El-Coyote

    How many dicks did Ortiz just kiss?

  7. TMI……..did not need to see that!

  8. Tito

    I bang Jenna with a table leg. And a sawed off baseball bat. Then she does me with them. Yea, I know lotsa cocks been there, but that turns me on since I’m an inchworm anyway.

  9. Wicked Wendy

    His tongue is gonna fester, shrivel up & fall off ! ! ! Sick…& not in a good way…..

  10. sharpeidude

    I wonder if any guys have called Tito to ask him what their cocks tasted like?

  11. Mama Pinkus

    It surprises me that her mouth isn’t permanently in that position

  12. hotty chef

    Jimbo….you really should take up knitting or something. You’ve obviously got gay I mean WAY to much free time on your …..hands?

  13. All I would be thinking is “Know how many cocks have been in that mouth”
    http://retire-with-millions.com

  14. wtf

    holy shit dude she doesnt look real in the second one!!

  15. woodhorse

    Be realistic people. Tito just won a horrific battle against Mothra, why would he be afraid of Jenna?

  16. 1MILF Hunter

    snowballers

  17. Tiredeyedbeauty

    it looks like that scene from “Species 2″ where that guy alien sticks his tentical down the girl aliens throat in an attempt to kill the girl alien

    wait you don’t think he’s killing her do you?Oye !@@^#^!

  18. carsten5577

    Is he some kind of a mongrel? I thought she didn’t do interracial.

    Why would you want to kiss a disgusting whore? Let alone date a f*** pig?

  19. Dyl

    I thought that was the dude from Top Chef

  20. sagan555

    You watched it! You can’t unwatch it!

  21. ladyface

    shes beginning to look like duckman.. or joan rivers..

  22. Johnny Bravo

    To # 7 : Eeeewww ! Youre right !!
    To # 14 : He should put another condom : ON HIS TONGUE !!!!

  23. speechless

    A slab of meat hooked up with a meat-head.

    The appropriateness of it all, working on so many layers, is such that I’m floored.

  24. Stuey

    lotta men been in that…LOTTA MEN.

  25. Otto

    Does Tito know how many cocks have been in that mouth?!

  26. George Best

    It looks like Jenna forgot to take the penis out of her mouth before she kissed Tito. I just wonder why Tito didnt see it as he was going in or if that is an indication of something about him.

  27. to 172 yes joan rivers lmao……..

  28. michelledavegan

    Girlfriend is a duck on E! She is rolling hard – in that picture with her eyes wide open the pupils are HUGE!

  29. Tito & Jenna

    We’ll have you know that we are giving to head to a polish sausage! Practicing!

    And we’re not rolling on ecstasy!!! We’re tweaking!!!

  30. mkygod

    Those eyes and lips make her look like a Realdoll. Completely devoid of any soul

  31. yeah

    umm yeah, she definitely looks like she’s sucking a dick and NOT kissing him. so either her form sucks, his tongue is fantastically thick and disgusting, or both.

  32. G-Man

    They are white trash Supreme! I love them both :)
    And all you jealous people have obviously never had a mind-blowing blowjob of porn-star quality (guys) nor been fucked hard by a caveman guy that knows how to use his dick (girls).
    I say more power to them! Viva Tito and Jenna!

  33. astella

    why r they kissin so passionately? whats the occasion?

  34. Santine

    Goddamn! She’s ugly! She really does look like a duck! Ha ha ha ha…

  35. dwight

    a duck that so f’in funny

  36. Meredith

    WTF @ Tito’s GINORMOUS head being twice the size of Jenna’s face. Jenna, why are your pupils so devoid and abysmal looking, as if someone stole your SOUL??? :/ I’m SCURRED

  37. Evan

    Duck and a jumbo head. That dude looks like a goddamn monkey. Half man, half ape.

  38. Squishy Dolphin

    Maybe Tito should spend more time training for fights, and less time trying to contract herpes from this circus freak.

  39. THE REAL TITO

    THATS NOT THE REAL TITO!!!HE MADE HER TOES CURL AND COULD KISS THE BREATH OUT OF HER AT ANY TIME!!!HIS FAKE ID. SAYS THAT HIS NAME IS RONALD BERGMAN.WHEN THEY RELEASE ME ON THAT IMPERSONATOR HE WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL AND THEN SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN JAIL!!!JUST LIKE I SAID THEY SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED HIM FOR IMPERSONATING A REAL FIGHTER AND A REAL LOVER!!!SHE NEEDS ME ALOT MORE THAN I EVER NEEDED HER SO SHE DON’T HAVE TO FAKE IT EVERYWHERE!!!THE REAL TITO ORTIZ!!!

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