Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy

August 28th, 2007 // 191 Comments
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Ever seen a former UFC champion tongue kiss a duck? You have now. Well, assuming your eyes made it out of this alive. I’m pretty sure mine are just for show now.

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Comments (191)

  1. Jillia | August 28, 2007 at 11:38 am

    My eyes!!! MY EYES!!! DAMN MY EYES!!!!

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  2. Giggles | August 28, 2007 at 11:39 am

    Just gross.

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  3. bob | August 28, 2007 at 11:40 am

    her bottom lip looks all sorts of deformed.

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  4. Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 11:42 am

    I am sure she has had bigger things than that in her mouth before

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  5. Binky | August 28, 2007 at 11:45 am

    These UFC guys like nick-name’s – ‘Iceman’, ‘The Natural’ etc.

    Looks like Tito’s going for ‘Homer Simpson’.

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  6. jrzmommy | August 28, 2007 at 11:45 am

    My goodness, her mother should have named her Grace.

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  7. shanipie | August 28, 2007 at 11:46 am

    How can he stick his tongue in her mouth knowing how many penises have been in there?

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  8. veggi | August 28, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Jimbo u fucktard. Gross.

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  9. ashley | August 28, 2007 at 11:47 am

    i just threw up a little

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  10. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 11:48 am

    does he have a penis for a tounge? This picture has a very high gross ratio quotient.

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  11. Hoo-Hoo | August 28, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Almost yakked up my Hamburger Helper. A gorilla and a duck, what the fuck?

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  12. lambman | August 28, 2007 at 11:49 am

    gross, how can a guy that big and hulking be with a stick/duck mutant? Couldn’t he accidently break her in half?

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  13. veggi | August 28, 2007 at 11:49 am

    @10… morning troll. go fuck off now.

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  14. Morning Wood | August 28, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Tito, put your condom on, put two condoms on and then double wrap with “duck”
    tape for insurance…

    Maybe they will make a new porn flick, Daffy Duck Does UFC Champ Doggie Style or maybe The Quack Nextdoor.

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  15. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 11:54 am

    @4, 8, and 13-I can hear your one brain cell bouncing around in that empty head of yours from here!

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  16. combustion8 | August 28, 2007 at 11:55 am

    faaaareaks!!!!

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  17. Ooba Gooba | August 28, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Apparently, this girl used to be good looking, or so I’ve heard. Not seeing it now.

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  18. 12:51 | August 28, 2007 at 11:56 am

    ha thier baby would get laughed at by a duck billed platypus

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  19. Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 11:57 am

    @15 Veggo, #4 was me and not the troll. However the troll is lucky to have one brain cell bouncing around like a pong game.

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  20. Kate | August 28, 2007 at 11:59 am

    What is going on with her eyes? She looks like a robot..

    :/

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  21. Confused | August 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    I thought Jenna wasn’t doing porn anymore. This girl has forgotten how to have sex in a room without a camera.

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  22. gotmilk? | August 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    shouldn’t all you people who got off from her movies be turned on by this shit?

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  23. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 28, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Good god they’re multiplying

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  24. Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Veggi… so when can I cum in your hair again? Last time was siiiick!!!!

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  25. Frick! | August 28, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    You post this right in time for lunch?! You bastard!!!

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  26. Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    @24 you so funny troll.

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  27. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    I HATE THIS POST!!! Serioulsy, I’d rather watch a munch of munchkins fuck watermelons. Er, where’d that come from?

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  28. hill | August 28, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    wow, I’ve seen more class and beauty in a trailor park. jesus

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  29. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    *bunch*…..you get the picture…….

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  30. smegma | August 28, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Looks like she’s frenching one of his intestinal polyps.

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  31. Chauncey Gardner | August 28, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    #7,

    Maybe his own inbred mutant cyborg semen has some sort of antiseptic quality that eliminates any remaining traces of those thousand other guys’ issuances.

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  32. ashrock | August 28, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    Those are the most horrific eyes I have ever seen in pic #2. I do not understand them – nor do I want any part of them.

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  33. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    oh chauncey gardner, I love it when you talk big word talk!

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  34. Big Mama | August 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Both of their mouths look so twisted and contorted that I can’t tell whose tongue it is. These two are so disgusting. They look like two abortions. I’m going to go puke now.

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  35. Dizzybenny | August 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    on the 3rd pic it looks like they shaved a gorilla and sat him down.
    the kissing pic is enough to make anyone throw up!!
    well i guess this guy likes to go threw roads well traveled.

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  36. Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    @29 I like munch of munchkins better.

    Out here in California, those kinds of videos are not hard to find. If you want one, I can mail it to you

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  37. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Pa-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase! Change this I think I’m catching the gay from this pictures.

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  38. Chauncey Gardner | August 28, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Oh, and I’ve got a mind-duster for some of the older posters here…

    Do any of you remember a male and female perfomance art duo from the ’70s who pretended to be a couple of married robots? They would go on variety shows and act out normal domestic scenes, but move around in slow unnatural movements as if they were androids.

    Anyway, Jenna has that same blank android stare in these photos.

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  39. Mike | August 28, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    HEY FISH………how about getting the pictures of Sheryl Crow’s see-through shirt? WOULD LOVE TO SEE CLOSE UP SHOTS OF THOSE TITS.

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  40. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    @36- well well well…..a video of a munch of munchkins it is then! Don’t know how I’m gonna explain that to my TV.

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  41. Mike | August 28, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    #40 Veggo, you been ignoring me?

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  42. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Hi Mike. Better?

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  43. Nikky Raney | August 28, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    that is disgusting
    she is a pornstar
    she should know better

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  44. Guy | August 28, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    I bet he has a big cock, just saying…

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  45. TS | August 28, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    @22, the thing is, when she used to do porn, she was actually really hot (post chin implant, of course). Now she flat out looks like shit. So, to answer your question, not really.

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  46. Bite Me! | August 28, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    @44 Guy, thanks for letting us know that tid bit of information. I have been wondering that all morning.

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  47. Pink | August 28, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    The King and Queen of intelligence

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  48. Mike | August 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    #42 Veggo, what do you mean better?

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  49. veggo | August 28, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Why do their mouths look like stretched out vaginas?

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  50. bluejeanbaby | August 28, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!! Use your witchcraft and make this disappear!

    Reply

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