We ended yesterday with a set of fake knockers courtesy of Victoria Beckham, so why not start the day with another pair? That’s just smart journalism. This morning’s rack is courtesy of Jenna Jameson Queen of the Duck-people. I’m not saying she had a lot of collagen injected. I’m just saying I could probably set up patio furniture on her upper lip – and an above-ground pool.
Edit: Alright, alright, I may have gotten an estimate for a barbecue pit. It’ll fit nicely by the basketball court and helipad. Or should I put it next to the outdoor amphitheater?
Photos: Getty Images
Belle | October 17, 2007 at 9:29 am
lol.
elbert | October 17, 2007 at 9:30 am
second!! yeah
poop smears | October 17, 2007 at 9:35 am
who is this, one of the winners of america’s next top model?
sabalon | October 17, 2007 at 9:39 am
wtf is that all over her right arm? molting?
She almost looks okay in a couple of these (well, okay in “a box of toothpicks looks ok” sort of way, but not the usual nightmare.
Guy | October 17, 2007 at 9:40 am
SKANK
fweem | October 17, 2007 at 9:41 am
her armpits are terrifying
IKE | October 17, 2007 at 9:44 am
What has happen to this woman?
She makes Tara Reid look pretty!
Mdiz | October 17, 2007 at 9:45 am
LEPER!.. UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN! Just nasty, like grandma and a didldo nasty.
BigBoneDaddy | October 17, 2007 at 9:46 am
She needs a face transplant.
Chivas Regal | October 17, 2007 at 9:46 am
She’s a product of Hollywood! What do you expect? She’s getting older and without all the surgery she’d just fade away! It’s the American way! Fact is though, she’s got more moeny than you!!! I can just see all you fat fucks turning her down! Yeah righttttttttttt.
Tenth | October 17, 2007 at 9:46 am
TENTH!!!
Tenth | October 17, 2007 at 9:46 am
Ahhh…FUCK!
NOT TENTH!
Nancy Boy | October 17, 2007 at 9:47 am
#3 is assume you’re joking… she’s a PORN STAR hehehehe. She’s still hot in a scarey plastic way
JupiterBlue. | October 17, 2007 at 9:49 am
Jesus H. those photos are terrifying.
IKE | October 17, 2007 at 9:50 am
Chivas, apparently I’m not fat enough, because I WOULDN’T DO HER.
I’d do BRIT before her….heck, MAYBE even Hilton or Lohan……
Whew! Rather risk an STD than screw a halloween costume. Daaaaamn.
gotmilk? | October 17, 2007 at 9:50 am
10, try to come up with something original. the last 2 lines of your comment are almost as stale as people who yell out “first.”
and looking like she does, i’m pretty sure that a lot of guys wouldn’t fuck her. who cares of much money she has. you can’really wash away HIV with dollar bills.
Ningurl | October 17, 2007 at 9:56 am
Are we forgetting that she had her boobies removed a month ago?
Riotboy | October 17, 2007 at 10:05 am
For just pennies a day you can help feed Jenna.
/YUCK!!!
P911GT10C | October 17, 2007 at 10:07 am
Poor Jenna, she used to be so hot. She’s gonna plastic-surgery herself into Michael Jackson territory soon.
Auntie Kryst | October 17, 2007 at 10:09 am
She looks better here than some of the other recent photos of shown on this site. Still can’t get over how she looks completely different from her porn days.
hegadeth | October 17, 2007 at 10:11 am
Smashbox. Ha! Should be smashed box! (pic 7).
hegadeth | October 17, 2007 at 10:12 am
Oh, and QUACK!!
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 10:13 am
Product of Hollywood???
No, try a product of PORN.
Not that porn is bad….
Screaming Viking | October 17, 2007 at 10:14 am
her right tit looks like a 80 year old woman. brutal.
ChicagoEric | October 17, 2007 at 10:16 am
Her best years was when she was natural (remember her cameo in Howard Stern’s Private Parts movie) In these photos her best feature is her teeth.
#16 is right one. However somewhat similar to #10, it must suck to be an aging women in today’s society. The constant pressure to look young. Us guys have it a little better as we become “distinguished” but women just get “old”. The adage of aging gracefully isn’t in the mindset of today’s celebrity women. Women seem to have a “hot/sexy” shelf life of 10 years. We all remember when Pam Anderson was hot, now look at her. She tries to hard. Guess STD’s add years on one’s looks.
lalaland | October 17, 2007 at 10:23 am
she’s actually pretty hot when she is not wearing that grotesque amount of make-up
SuckIt | October 17, 2007 at 10:24 am
ew… she looks anorexic. Although I saw her in da flesh at Nikki Hiltons fashion show like a month ago, and she looked pretty good! it’s scary that almost anorexic kind of looks good…
but her skin is wrinkly… ew.
bearandbu | October 17, 2007 at 10:25 am
I like the instructions on how to get dressed in pic 1. Maybe that’s what Britney needs…
Oh yeah…almost forgot…Jesus is Lord
Cool | October 17, 2007 at 10:26 am
DNA pioneer’s theory: Africans are less intelligent than Westerners
Celebrated scientist attacked for race comments: “All our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really”
By Cahal Milmo
Published: 17 October 2007
One of the world’s most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that “equal powers of reason” were shared across racial groups was a delusion.
James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unravelling of DNA who now runs one of America’s leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London.
The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when “testing” suggested the contrary. He claimed genes responsible for creating differences in human intelligence could be found within a decade.
The newly formed Equality and Human Rights Commission, successor to the Commission for Racial Equality, said it was studying Dr Watson’s remarks ” in full”. Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really”. He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but “people who have to deal with black employees find this not true”.
His views are also reflected in a book published next week, in which he writes: “There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically. Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so.”
The American scientist earned a place in the history of great scientific breakthroughs of the 20th century when he worked at the University of Cambridge in the 1950s and 1960s and formed part of the team which discovered the structure of DNA. He shared the 1962 Nobel Prize for medicine with his British colleague Francis Crick and New Zealand-born Maurice Wilkins
Matilda | October 17, 2007 at 10:26 am
This woman has all the grace and poise of a limp,used up condom that fell out of her giant twat mid coitus.
jumpin_j | October 17, 2007 at 10:33 am
#29, WTF are you talking about? DNA theories on a blog about Jenna Jameson? Wrong audience, moron.
Nick | October 17, 2007 at 10:36 am
I don’t care if actresses in porn say ‘it’s just sex’ or talk about how much money they make, I think it’s a job that takes a huge toll and over time, it shows up on the outside. Think about, everyday you are getting boned, whether or not you feel like it, often with someone you either don’t know or may not even like.
bearandbu | October 17, 2007 at 10:39 am
Crackwhore Barbie…just in time for Christmas.
LL | October 17, 2007 at 10:39 am
Nice Valley of the Dolls makeup… but I do agree with some people that she looks better here than I expected. Maybe her face has settled, you know, broken in, like a pair of shoes. Or she’s not fake baking as much, or something. She still looks kinda haggard and used up, but you would too if you’d had as many penises in you as she has.
Vince Lombardi | October 17, 2007 at 10:42 am
Sadly, those swimsuit shots show the extension of skin as the result of her recent reduction. She looks like the got rescued in Dachau, then rode hard by the ’57 Bears.
Rita | October 17, 2007 at 10:44 am
Hey Jenna,
Does Playboy still do Fabulous 40′s?
Oh that is right, you are only in your early 30′s.
Sorry.
Boris Geiss | October 17, 2007 at 10:51 am
That’s the most attractive 50 year old woman I know.
Ken | October 17, 2007 at 11:00 am
hate to tell you Chivas Regal but how the hell desparate are YOU? By your comment it just shows how low you would go to mess with some skank as fugly as Jenna J. I don’t give a sh*t what she used to look like, bottom line is what she looks like NOW. She’s NOT old, she’s only like 33..my wife is 40 and smoking HOT! I wouldn’t stoop so low as even think about laying with J. Jameson. Not even for what disease I might catch, it’s because I got everything I want and better waiting for me at home.
havoc | October 17, 2007 at 11:11 am
Crackwhore Barbie….LMAO!
Good one….
.
gerard Vandenberg | October 17, 2007 at 11:12 am
You skinny WHORE!! I have no problems at all with porn-stars. But the MUST have the figure of kim kardashian. Big Ass, Big tits, Big pussies!! If you don’t believe me, TEST it!! You know why? Because a porn-movie is maybe watched one or two times. After that they will buy or rent a new one. People simply want to see things they don’t have or want for themselfes. Almost every girl wants to look thin and tender. BUT A GUY WANTS, in a porn-movie-not in real-life, A GIRL LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN!! By the way, a television can be zapped OFF!!
Paul | October 17, 2007 at 11:12 am
Why is nobody addressing her obvious drug problem?! Look at her…she weighs about 80 pounds!
Tits McGee | October 17, 2007 at 11:16 am
Basically, no comment, except she’s already on that scary michael jackson surgery road. doesn’t he have lupus now or something?
Daily | October 17, 2007 at 11:20 am
She’s the kind of girl you set your retarded cousin up with on his 21st Birthday to break his cherry..then he has re-acurring nightmares of the whole event for the rest of his life..then you feel guilty and have to pay for his years of therapy…totally wished I had just taken him to a strip club.
Dick Richards | October 17, 2007 at 11:20 am
So, Jameson’s a classy model nowadays, huh? Good for you, ex-pornstar. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little porno, but check-it; everyone’s seen your pussy and asshole. Is there really life after porno? Jenna looks about as fantastic as a chimpanzee can. No wonder she’s dating an ape. Could you imagine making contact with those gigantic, collagen-festering lips? Gross.
gotmilk? | October 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
17, no we didn’t. but when you get your ginormous implants removed, they don’t just leave your titties flapping the the breeze. of course you get a lift & have smaller implants put in. otherwise they’d look like Paris Hilton’s flapjack ass.
cashitin | October 17, 2007 at 11:23 am
#25 that’s a load of crap. She is not a product of aging, she was the Penthouse Pet of the Year just three years ago, she is not old. What you are seeing here is the result of a self absorbed, overindulgent slut. Too much surgery, too many drugs and too much cock.
Texas Tranny | October 17, 2007 at 11:23 am
No comment
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 11:25 am
Oh, we’re still on Jenna?
Fuck it, i’m going to work then.
veggi | October 17, 2007 at 11:26 am
@43. bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! now thats some funny ass shit!
by the way, one of my roosters was tryin to fuck one of my other roosters yesterday. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing, but I just didn’t know I had gay roosters.
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 11:26 am
Better be a new post by the time i get there, cause I feel like being a slacker today, dammit!!!