Jenna Dewan on the last day of her Hawaiian vacation pitching Step 3 Up, Yo: The Third Movie of Upward Stepping that’s Really Dancing: “Okay, everybody wears a bikini – then does jazz hands for 90 minutes. Oh, and at the end someone dies in a gang shooting encouraging his friend to go to night school and become an orthodontist.” SOLD! So, uh, where do I slide my VISA that doesn’t end in Channing Tatum man-boobing me to death?
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TheRanchTooth | September 12, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Hot Baby Hot!!!
FIRST BITCHES!!!!
jo smo | September 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Who???
free lily | September 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I would have been first if I hadn’t been staring at pics of her picking her wedgie
havoc | September 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I more than likely would stick it in her pooper….
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Johnny Boy | September 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Faery men and middle-school boys will think that she is masculine
Tim | September 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Pedophiles will make “Boy” their last name.
Johnny Boy | September 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Who the hell is she again?
Al Nelson | September 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Thong please
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Has anyone heard what is going on with Ike??
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm
This aint fun! I have no idea who this Pillsbury doughboy is or this broad!
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Ike who, Jimbo??
Sean | September 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm
#12 suck my cat’s balls
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
You know FRIST that thing that BLOWS like Veggi!!!
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Cat balls are kind of small. I think Sean needs something bigger in his mouth..
Bigheadmike | September 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Yummy yummy.
Let me lick her tummy.
mike | September 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
FRIST thinks “storm surge” is when she needs to close her eyes and open her mouth.
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm
#4, why do guys want their penises to stink like shit?? Sexy..
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm
#17 mike, just because YOU close your eyes when it’s coming at you, doesn’t mean everyone else does..
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
FRIST, Mike likes his dick to smell like goat shit..
Goblinkatie | September 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm
That wedgie pick with the tag sticking out = pure class, baby!
gotmilk? | September 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm
and who are these douchrags?
nice junk in picture 2.
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Yes Jimbo, I believe I read that somewhere. Mike is one sick fuck..
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
@22 I have more junk than that. How are the milk bags doing these days?
stizzef | September 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
God this guy used to be so hot – now i can barely stand to look at him. And is she choking in the last picture? She’s practically begging for the Heimlich.
teekee | September 12, 2008 at 4:53 pm
damn man what happened to the hot babe(channing) what a tummy….but yah seems like someone has a wegy
Silence of the Lambskins | September 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
FRIST: Why do guys want their penises to stink like shit?
Hannibal Lecter: First principles, FRIST. Simplicity. Read Sigmund Freud. Of each particular man ask: what is he in himself? What is his nature? What does he do, this man you fuck?
FRIST: He…umm…fucks me in the ass…
Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by fucking you in the ass?
FRIST: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir…
Hannibal Lecter: No! He wants to hurt you during the most intimate moments you share. That is his nature.
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
No, I just think they must have really small penises..
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@27 Shouldn’t it “Silence of the Goatskins”? We all know it is you Mike. Do you go home and spank that little monkey of yours dreaming of how you can get into FRIST pants??
You should just stick to what you know best and that is your trusty goat. She does not judge you and she will nibble the peanut butter off your balls..
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
They stopped selling dishwasher soap in my state.
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm
@30 But that is not why Mike’s dick smells like goat shit!!
mike | September 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Jimbo, you’re really obsessed with my dick. No offense, but it aint that kinda party…
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Jimbo it’s also not why mike’s dick smells like rough daddy’s shit..
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Mike, we all know what kind of party you go to. You are hoping your kids come out looking like Pan..
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Yep right on time, i was wondering when youll include me in this retarded coversation,,,Tricky Frist didnt i tell dont even mention me, unless you have your mug display?
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Heh heh…..rough daddy can’t get enough of my beautiful face. Click my link! I’m right there!!!!!!!
Yeah, something about phosphorus polluting the aquifer or some crazy shit like that. So now I have to buy this eco-friendly expensive shit that doesn’t even get my dishes CLEAN!!!!!!
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 5:43 pm
im not clicking jack, youre a fraud just like your “link”
acrazy | September 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm
She looks like a dude
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Your hot FRIST. Is that you in the video??
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Of course!!
#37 heheheehhe “i’m not clicking jack”….are you 12? Tell your mom to stop home schooling you, she’s doing a shitty job..
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Frist is hot? I heard shes the first in her familly born without a tail!
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 6:02 pm
How about clicking the mouse? Do yo click the mouse??
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 6:06 pm
@41 You obviously don’t know what he fuck you are talking about. Go crawl back in the gopher hole you came from..
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Born without a tail WOULD make me pretty hot, you just proved Jimbo’s point, Junior
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm
wow frist? you inspire the brain dead to stick up for you…whats your secret?
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
hahaha you have got to be blonde!!! or the bleach fried your cranium…
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Well if I told you, I would have to kill you again..
Jimbo | September 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
She is not an asshole like you!!
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
now wait a minute “jimbo” with them fighting words…
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm
hey frist? you cant get a man to take care of you? why are you slaving 3 jobs?