Jenna Jameson Showed 4chan Her Boobs So They’d Track A Man Down

January 6th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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While everyone’s losing their shit over Edward Snowden and the NSA spying, what they should probably be concerned with is how easily 4chan can track a person down after being showed a pair of naked tits. Even ones like Jenna Jameson‘s, so clearly none of us are safe. The Daily Dot reports:

Jameson asked 4chan’s most notorious imageboard /b/, known for its raids, vote rigging, and justice seeking, to find the assistant who had accessed her social media accounts and deleted her photos.
Despite /b/’s penchant for believing everything they read, the community put the 39-year-old through her paces before they helped her.
/b/ asked her to do the popular “Tits or GTFO (“get the f**k out”)” and the “put shoe on head” memes in order to prove that she was indeed sincere. They also asked her to hold a dark colored shoe in her right hand. Jameson satisfied all requests.
With the verification out of the way, /b/ got down to business.
The quickly tracked down the ex-assistant’s address, last four digits of his social security number, and his credit score.

In related news, The Superficial would like to reiterate its continuing stance that 4chan is a national treasure, haz all the lulz, and its members are giant dicked in both their constitution and swagger. Please accept this offering of Lindsay Lohan’s naked breasts as a token of our appreciation and a distraction while we throw our laptops in a lake and move to Ecuador. CHEESE IT.

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  1. mx3

    that is insane

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    Is she running for governor of Arizona?

  3. What were they willing to do if she put her shirt back on?

  4. Kaiji

    who /tv/ here?

  5. There are people who haven’t seen her tits?

    Unpossible!

  6. Chuck

    By creating this post you have betrayed the first rule.

    We do not forgive.
    We do not forget.

  7. Better Jameson’s tired boobs than the child porn that floats around that “National Treasure”.

  8. Cock Dr

    So the ex-assistant is dead now….is that the point of this story?
    She’s had them super inflated & back again but Jenna’s upper parts look better than what I had expected. That was probably the point of the story.

  9. I saw her online the other day and wow, does she look bad. I can’t imagine she will last much longer. She will either OD or kill herself eventually.

  10. George P Burdell

    Jethro would have missed the point if Ms. Hathaway had taken this approach.

  11. With a nearly endless list of other possibilities to choose from, asking Jenna Jameson to show her tits may be the single most utterly uncreative idea ever expressed in the English language.

  12. BoothTempleton

    They should track down her barber

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