Jenna Jameson’s Doing Porn Again

The Superficial / November 12, 2013

I spend a lot of time criticizing America because it’s a fuckbox full of dumb and guns, but at the end of the day, it’s still a country where a person down on their luck always has the opportunity to film themselves getting banged for money. Even a person like Jenna Jameson who’s done exactly like that for most of her adult life and swore she’d never do it again, but that was before she ran out of money because Oxycontin’s only cheap if you don’t eat it every single day for breakfast. TMZ reports:

Jenna recently made her return to the adult industry as a webcam model — stripping and doing sex acts online in exchange for tips — and she says her kids are a HUGE motivating factor behind locking down a steady paycheck.
As we reported, Jenna’s been having money issues. She recently lost her Hollywood Hills home to foreclosure.

As for who would even pay to see Jenna Jameson’s current form naked, men. Men will pay for it. I don’t know why anyone trusts us to make any sort of decision whatsoever because they shouldn’t. At all.

“Hey, babe, sorry to call you at work, real quick question: If I accidentally blew up a school with a drone strike, would you still have sex with me?”
“Um… yes?”
“BOOM. No givebacks! Gentlemen, that’s a go.”

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