Jenna Jameson’s Doing Porn Again

November 12th, 2013 // 66 Comments
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I spend a lot of time criticizing America because it’s a fuckbox full of dumb and guns, but at the end of the day, it’s still a country where a person down on their luck always has the opportunity to film themselves getting banged for money. Even a person like Jenna Jameson who’s done exactly like that for most of her adult life and swore she’d never do it again, but that was before she ran out of money because Oxycontin‘s only cheap if you don’t eat it every single day for breakfast. TMZ reports:

Jenna recently made her return to the adult industry as a webcam model — stripping and doing sex acts online in exchange for tips — and she says her kids are a HUGE motivating factor behind locking down a steady paycheck.
As we reported, Jenna’s been having money issues. She recently lost her Hollywood Hills home to foreclosure.

As for who would even pay to see Jenna Jameson’s current form naked, men. Men will pay for it. I don’t know why anyone trusts us to make any sort of decision whatsoever because they shouldn’t. At all.

“Hey, babe, sorry to call you at work, real quick question: If I accidentally blew up a school with a drone strike, would you still have sex with me?”
“Um… yes?”
“BOOM. No givebacks! Gentlemen, that’s a go.”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her, but I’d cry afterwards.

  2. JC

    “As for who would even pay to see Jenna Jameson’s current form naked, men. Men will pay for it.”

    Yeah, but…did all the hot 18-year-old porn chicks suddenly stop doing cam shows?

  3. It was only a matter of time.

  4. cc

    ‘stripping and doing sex acts online in exchange for tips — and she says her kids are a HUGE motivating factor’

    Now, there’s a phrase that really says a lot…most of it depressing.

  5. CptCreep

    I prefer porn where the actress is there solely out of desperation. However, I also like them to be semi lucid…

  6. Its like we used to say in college, when every girl has left the party except for the 3 ugly/fat girls that continue to play beer bong in the corner of the room at 2:30 AM….

    “Desperate times call for desperate measures.”

  7. The person I really want to see come back to porn is Sasha Grey.

    • cc

      I doubt you’ll see her back until they’ve perfected the rectum transplant.

    • Dox

      I dunno… I guess I’m old. I remember Christy Canyon, Seka, Hyapatia Lee, and Kay Parker. Back when everyone was kind of stoned, but at least looked like they were having fun. Porn now just seems… Angry….

      • Hyapatia Lee! She was a rockin’ hottie from the Golden Age of Porn. Damn… I just spooged in my shorts.

      • Dox

        Thank you. I don’t feel so old now. And yes she was. Arguably one of the hottest women I think I have ever seen.

      • The first porn movie I ever saw was “Seka: Any Time, Any Place”

        I snuck out of a midnight showing of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” and into the adjacent theater that was showing the porn.

        As a result, I have a soft spot in my heart, and a hard spot in my pants for Seka. I even have a DVD of “Any Time, Any Place” that I pull out every now and again.

    • She left porn? i was never a fan of hers, what was the allure?

      I remember watching her on that season of Entourage and didnt get the fuss

  8. Lord Evil Uncreator

    Why anyone would pay for an old fat tired used up girl when there are so many fresh faces, or at least less used.. well.. maybe some people just like old goats. Naked.

    • I think you\re a fudge packer and actually would rather do it with a goat.

      • People still say “fudge packer?”

      • Fudge-packer
        1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
        Clarence is a fudge-packer. He’d like to know if he can push in your stool.

      • Dox

        Apparently, although I’ve always been partial to the term Butt Pirate. Or AssClown…. Always gives me a vision of a pirate dressed in assless chaps, limping on a peg leg, waving his hook at me and shouting…

        “Yar matey, tis time to plunder the booty, and keelhaul your stern. Prepare to be boarded.”

        But… I do have a lot of time on my hands, and tend to amuse myself with slightly juvenile things.

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    AndrewMacCloud
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God she took my advice, swallowing some more sperm …gaining some weight at last…

    way to go Jenna, keep on swallowing..
    .

  10. Shrinkage

    She’s also planning to get some cash from her loyal fans by offering VHS tapes of her shows.

  11. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    You know that if you actually look like your driver’s licence photo, you’re deathly ill? She looks like her own blow-up doll.Someone call an ambulance!

  12. I must be looking at the wrong porn, the ones I watch look like the women with bad colds sneezing on themselves. I have a lonely life.

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    Billy Crystal’s look pretty much says it all.

  14. Pretty sure I’ve mentioned it before, but you should check out the documentary “After Porn Ends”. It’s on netflix. A lot of the same story on there – the women retire, swear off porn, and six months later they are taking quad-dicks on camera again because they can’t pay the bills. It’s pretty sad, so you need to go into it remembering that porn stars aren’t actually people.

    • I watched that documentary, it was pretty interesting. But I mean, it’s not weird when you consider the money you make in the sex industry compared to the money you make working a regular job. It’s not even a question. If you can do it, why wouldn’t you? If I wasn’t such a chubster I’d strip for cash rather than work as a secretary. I’ve had friends who stripped and I know how much they make. Hmmm, make $80 a day, working nine hour shifts and dealing with crappy customers or make $600 -$1000 a night, build my own schedule and work with adoring customers? Tough call.

      • Dox

        Back in the day, I worked as a bartender at one of the clubs in Ft Lauderdale. While I can’t argue that the women made a decent amount of money… I can say that I would honestly never date a stripper.

        Having see what they do in their off time, and how they act…. it quickly strips that fake veneer of sensuality and glamour away, leaving behind the ugly primer color of reality.

        (Did I seriously just use a car painting metaphor? fuck me.)

        At any rate, when I first moved to Vegas the “Webchat” Rooms were starting to take off. Girls made some decent money off that too….

        At any rate, guy’s are dumb. They pay a lot of money for some very bizarre things.

      • “At any rate, guy’s are dumb. They pay a lot of money for some very bizarre things.”
        maybe so, but you can get some great prices on Lithuanian porn if you buy in bulk.

      • all the money in the world can’t replace your soul.

  15. Any of you “real” men who wouldn’t want to see this woman naked again are either really lonely and sheltered and like to see photos of girl scouts or are all fudge packers who like the commenter above likes looking at goats.

    • Welcome to The Superficial, Jenna. Please avoid posting links to your webcam site unless you want to be labeled spam. Or fucked by a can of one. I know a guy.

    • What if I don’t want the women I’m looking at to be ravaged by drugs and/or plastic surgery? Am I still gay or do I just have some minimum standards in place?

      • Dox

        Phil- After having read the terms of contract laid forth by the Protestant..er… Perp..no… Oh, Plantiff, Isitin, I believe that anyone not interested in said silicon injected women ravaged by rampant recreational use of stupefacient, soporiferous, sedatives and the simple passage of time is referred to as “really lonely sheltered” individuals who apparently enjoy girl scouts or are “fudge packers”.

        Fudge Packer shall be defined as an individual that packeth the “fudge” (a quaint metaphorical term in reference to feces.) of another man. (Apparently there is no equal opportunity fudge packing, I checked. Women are apparently referred to, in the old school, as carpet munchers. Which personally makes absolutely no sense to me, as I have never in my life seen a carpet comprised solely of pubic hair, nor does any carpet I have ever owned have the consistency and feel of pubic hair. But I digress, allow me to regress.)

        Furthermore, as stated in the original declaration of fudge pickiness, any individual not immediately aroused by said train wreck of a human being shall herewithfore and forevermore be referred to, as a Goat Copulator. (Not to be confused with a Goat Calculator which can be purchased at walmart for 12.99 plus tax.)

        Regretfully, at this time, the only recourse one such as yourself would have other than to accept such titles to your names (Which would be included on your birth certificate, driver’s license, social security card, and of course your library card… ) would be to quest for the seven golden cock rings of pure heterosexuality.

        This is of course, a highly dangerous quest, involving thirty six mallard ducks, four purple balloons, and 12 overcooked crab rangoons. However, should you choose to brave the unknown, I am of course at your service.

        Sincerely yours,
        Dox D. Dox
        of
        Dox, McFeely, and Don Associates LTD.

      • That’s an awful lot of work and I don’t want to deal with overcooked crab. I guess I’ll just be a fudge packer.

      • Good call. What they fail to tell you is that the fucking rings are only gold plated, and the overcooked Crab Rangoon gives the ducks the runs something awful. And you don’t wanna even ask about the balloons.

    • the one who knocks

      Look Jenna, If you want to come back to Porn now You HAVE to do anal.
      Things have changed, this is not the 90s anymore. If you want to be relevant or stay relevant you have to do anal. I honestly cannot believe Jenna was considered the best pornstar by many and she won so many awards and never did any anal scenes.
      But I guess those were different times.

      Also I really hope Jenna understands that doing regular porn is not relevant anymore. A girl has to at least take it up the ass or do Double Penetration today to be important.

      I Hated you Jenna for never doing anal scenes, I hated you so much, but now it is the time to correct that mistake, I will Gladly pay to see that

  16. boue67

    meh…i might check it out if she starts doing interacial double anal or something

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    It’s how I looked when I heard Jenna was doing porn again.

  18. dirk

    Title should read Jenna Jameson’s doing porn again, returns with new stage name “smeagol”

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    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that four people smooshed together?

  20. Worn out dimpled dumper.

  21. Why look at Jenna when you can look at Emily Austin instead.
    Google her and gawk.

  22. Cuthbert

    I saw her first night doing it. She is so horrible at it. So fucking washed up.

  23. No way, so you tell me living the high life like you are fucking Donald Trump, rolling around in Rolls Royces, living in multi-million dollar mansions while you have no income coming in will end in financial disaster? Isn’t this dipshit a Republican also? Hahaha

  24. Inner Retard

    THIS is the truly sad and dark side of porn. Not what’s happening while pornstars are active. But what comes after they leave the biz. Their lives, bodies and souls completely destroyed. Desperately trying to create a normal life but most failing. Guess most girls don’t realize this until it’s too late because fame and money cover this up for a while. As much as I appreciate porn that does make me a little sad.

  25. twait

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-kXwtzGlM

    Here is Jenna recently, clearly in a dark place. She’s totally incoherent, and her looks have been butchered by excessive plastic surgery.

    Plus, her ridiculous dark tan makes her look like fudge in a blonde wig. Anyone who would sleep with her is a total fudge packer.

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