Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

August 3rd, 2012 // 88 Comments
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Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports:

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Jameson made the comments exclusively to a CBS SF staffer who was attending an event marking the 8th anniversary of the gentlemen’s club.

You seriously have to respect Jenna Jameson for laying her cards on the table (next to a dildo) and saying she wants a Republican in office for purely self-serving reasons instead of just making shit up about socialism and/or secret Muslims trying to get our white women pregnant with free birth control thereby converting America to Sharia law and devil worship. That said, let’s not pretend this didn’t happen:

OBAMA: So porn stars will do anything for money?
JENNA: Yup.
OBAMA: Perfect… *writes check*

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Turd Ferguson

    She *almost* makes Lohan look attractive.

    Almost.

    • Eddie Baby

      Jenna has way, way more miles on her. You will not be able look at Lindsey Lohan without turning to stone when she logged as many miles as Jenna currently has on her.

  2. Cressida

    Do NOT get in the same pool/hot tub as her –

  3. Annie

    Was Mitt Romney the one who wants to make porn illegal? Oh, Jenna.

    • “Mitt Romney Aide Promises Crackdown on Porn”

      Some highlights:
      • The head of Morality in Media says he “was quietly promised that fighting porn will be a top priority in a Romney White House.”
      • Running in 2007, Romney pledged to require that every new computer be equipped with a porn filter. (Includes link to BuzzFeed video of this comment.)
      • None of this has stopped Romney from accepting contributions from porn kings.

      • Bonus on the BuzzFeed video is the look on the face of the non-applauding fratboy after MItt laid down the porn-filter line.

      • Every new computer equipped with a porn filter? Wow… that sounds suspiciously like something a giant communist regime would do.

      • jayten

        you guys make a great point, but this used up broad has already made her fortune. If porn dries up cuz of romney (it wont) she’ll still be laughing all the way to the bank with the tax breaks. also, like i said, she’s amassed a fortune, she’ll be just fine, even if his agenda takes some of her revenue.

  4. EricLr

    Well, that settles it.

  5. The Right

    Yep, that’s the only reason anyone is a Republican. If anyone says anything else he’s lying.

    • jim x

      Well, a lot of deluded poor people also vote Republican. But it’s true to say that they’re lying to themselves.

    • So you’re saying that Democrats don’t vote along their party line because it serves their best interests?

      I’ll bet every one of my hard earned republican dollars that the 40-something percent that are living off government money vote Democrat.

      • The Right

        Go re-read what I wrote. It’s what the blogger implied when he said

        “You seriously have to respect Jenna Jameson for laying her cards on the table (next to a dildo) and saying she wants a Republican in office for purely self-serving reasons instead of just making shit up about socialism and/or secret Muslims trying to get our white women pregnant with free birth control thereby converting America to Sharia law and devil worship.”

        I figured that seeing “the only reason anyone would vote republican is because he is rich” in writing would point out just how dumb it is. Of course people vote for whatever parties for all sorts of reasons. Yep, self interest is one of em, but its a moronic straw-man of the left that its the only reason.

        Full disclosure, there is no way in hell I’ll vote for Romney. I don’t find him significantly distinct from Obama (with a single exception.) Obama doesn’t seem to be chomping at the bit to go to war with Iran; it seems Romney can’t wait to throw us into that mess. Better the devil you know . . .

        Ron Paul 2012!

      • JPC

        Which is why the southern states, where they receive far more in handouts from the federal government than the amount they pay in federal taxes, always votes Democrat. While California, where they pay far more in federal taxes than what they get in return, has always been strongly Republican.

        Oh wait……….

      • Did it hurt when you pulled that “40-something percent” figure out of your ass? Because that 4 is awfully pointy.

    • Cock Dr

      The fetus worshiping zealots also vote GOP.
      All pregnancies must be carried to term; no exceptions, because they know what’s best & right for you and your family.

      • And then, 20 years later, when that child has grown up and perhaps murdered someone, the GOP members would be arm-wrestling to see who gets to throw the switch.

  6. If she’s rich she should hire a stylist.

  7. Doctor_Joystick

    I don’t know if I’d take political advice from someone who’s made a career out of getting boned.

    • She certainly knows what it’s like to get fucked continuously for the amusement of others, while still thinking it will somehow benefit her in the long run, only to be left with a stretched out pussy, cum running out of her ass, and an STD that a health insurance company won’t cover. And she’s fine with it.

      Shit, no wonder she’s promoting the republican party.

      • Eddie Baby

        So you’re saying she is an American taxpayer.

      • Nope, I’m saying if she’s wealthy then she’s not an American taxpayer – that’s the whole fucking problem. The only difference between her and any CEO is that she hasn’t figured out a way to outsource her work force yet. Too bad cocks don’t stretch from Singapore to the US, huh?

      • Eddie Baby

        With our highly progressive income tax system in the US, I’m sure Jenna paying an assload of income tax which doesn’t include sales and property tax. If Jenna is living the high life, I’m sure she’s also paying an inordinate amount of sales and property tax. She, unlike the majority of Americans, is taxpayer not a tax consumer.

      • Sales and property taxes go to individual states, they have nothing to do with the Federal bite – and you can finagle those easily if you spend over 6 months of the year in a flat-tax state. You need to make a buttload of dough before you figure out just how wrong you are – fuck, capital gains dividends alone will have you laughing your ass off at the breaks.

        When even Warren Buffet admits the rich aren’t paying enough, time to start paying attention.

      • Doesn’t Buffet’s company still owe over a billion dollars in back taxes? Doesn’t Warren personally employ a small army of tax attorneys to ensure he has to pay as little as possible? And when is that cheap bastard going to give his secretary a fucking raise.

      • Jesus, get a clue – their accountants have been dragging that dispute out for over a decade. FYI, that’s about .2% of Berkshire Hathaway’s assets – so even if they lose every argument and finally cough it all up to the penny, they will have gained more from investing that disputed amount during that time than all IRS penalties and legal fees combined.

        Ever heard the phrase “corporate welfare”? I’m willing to bet that the Fish – or even you – probably pays more in taxes than GE does.

        When Eisenhower was president, when the Repubs ruled, when the country built an interstate highway system, put in bridges, actively fought a cold war, created NASA and launched satillites, destabilized Central America to protect United Fruit, and made the best cars on the fucking planet – despite having to pay a living wage because of those nasty horrible unions, the regular income tax rate for the wealthy was 91%, with a 25% maximum rate on long-term capital gains – nearly the highest income tax in the century.

        And yet, despite this hideous, awful, unfair tax burden, the wealthy were not destroyed. Bless them, it wasn’t easy. Their scions, through hardscrabble effort and sheer dint of will (then they weren’t taking time off to be initiated into Skull and Bones) managed to hang in there, in order to inherit enough to keep their struggling heads above water until Reagan threw them that 1% enriching life preserver. Because heaven knows what would have befallen them without it – just somehow trickled down, is my guess.

    • Turd Ferguson

      Why not … all politicians fuck the public on a daily basis.

      ZING.

  8. SeeAlice

    Jenna got it right . Go Mitt!

  9. Abby Normal

    If she plays her cards right Jenna could be one of Mitt’s wives. That’ll put some magic back in his underwear.

  10. Coyote

    I guessing, she was never an English Major.

  11. With her on board I am endorsing Romney as well.

    • Matt Lauer

      You understand she’s not his nominee for VP, right? She can catch a softball with her anus though so I suppose she’s as qualified as Palin.

  12. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs look all wawky!

  13. jumpin_j

    Oh good. Because when I get into the voting booth, I’m going to think “hmm, who would Jenna vote for”. Then I probably just masturbate thinking when she used to be hot and vote for Obama just to piss her off. That’ll show her.

  14. Kodos

    Yes, America.

    Her opinion, and her vote, counts as much as yours.

    Think about it.

    • The Right

      Yep, the votes and opinions of John Q. Public and Jenna are the same. Neither counts for anything in politics.

  15. cc

    Proof that excessive semen consumption leads to spongiform encephalopathy.

  16. abc123

    You people are so misguided and uneducated.

    8.3% you dimwits.

  17. This dumb cunt needs to stick with what she swallows…I mean knows best and that is fat cock or pussy!, which ever one she’s in the mood for.

  18. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares? I want to know who Sasha Grey is voting for.

  19. Cock Dr

    Mitt and Jenna have the same world view; I’ve got mine pile of gold ….everyone for themselves….taxes are for the “little people”.
    The future of this country is so bright I gotta wear shades.

  20. El Jefe

    Ah, the endorsement that every politician has been waiting with baited breath for, Jenna Jameson’s.

  21. alex

    Is that really her?

    I can’t recognize her without being completely covered in cum.

  22. MZ/X

    Wow, is it possible we just heard the first words from the Sarah Palin of the Mitt Romney campaign?

  23. Basement Jack

    I would donate money to Romney’s campaign for a picture of Jenna and Ann Romney together.

    I’d still vote for Obama tho…

  24. JoeDiddy

    Ah yes, Jenna Jameson, the notorious dodger; that’s the real reason she’s supporting R-money, she’s afraid of the BBC, lol

  25. Oh good. So glad we heard from this used-up fuckdoll. Now we can really get on to the pressing issues this country has.

  26. Inner Retard

    I’ve got it! Secretly she’s a democrat. She knows anything she says will reflect negatively on that person. She is one smart cookie for a patched up imitation leather sex doll.

  27. I love her honesty. I like her more now that I know she’s a Republican. I think she should’ve elaborated and mentioned that Obama wants to slaughter rich people like her with taxes but he’ll continue to hand out whatever entitlements lazy bums want. I think that’s essentially what she meant.

  28. Buck

    liberals are ridiculous

  29. Crammit

    Yeah, but who does Ron Jeremy endorse?

  30. That’s it… I know who I’m voting for. Superman. He’s the only one capable of fighting her STDs.

  31. Gary Grant

    Not surprising. Jenna never did blacks in porn and now won’t vote for them.

  32. This hoe made over 500 porn films and none of them with a blk man. Of course she’s going to vote for the wht man. RACIST TRAMP.

  33. Mama Pinkus

    she made her money the same way Mittens did – by fucking people

  34. labman57

    Well, I guess Romney’s comments regarding “women needing to work in order to have self-worth” have found a receptive audience.

    Meanwhile, Mitt plans to rid America of pornography in order to prevent a collapse of society … which makes perfect sense if you are worried about millions of people going blind and developing hairy palms.

  35. josephrodney

    you go girl, you are oen of us!! Go Mitt 2012!!! kick gay obama’s ass!!

  36. lori

    Nice write up. But seriously, did you really feel that you needed to throw that Obama part in at the end to seem impartial? It didn’t fit. Sorry. Nice try.

  37. Wait, wait… Romney wants to make porn illegal? He’s going to have to pry my cock out of my cold, dead hands.

  38. letssuckleobamascock

    Hey forget Mitt. Let’s vote in a fraud, failure of a President back in office that is running the economy into the fucking ground.

    Liberals are so god damn stupid they will vote themselves into bankruptsy. I just don’t fucking understand it.

    • FYI, if you’re going to call “liberals” out for being “so god damn stupid” it might help if you had a clue as to how to spell “bankruptcy”. Now go look up “irony”.

      And after you do, it would help if you actually bothered to remember which president actually ran the economy off the road in the first place.

  39. Yup

    I’m not sure getting the endorsement of a chick who specializes in sucking on random dudes cocks until they cum boatloads in her face is the kind of endorsement Mitt was looking for…

  40. Wow, the level of ignorance on this forum, and website in general, is so depressing. Most of these kids, growing up in a secular, porn-obsessed, illiterate, entitlement-filled, instant gratification culture will get what they deserve when they vote in Obama- a marxist who is growing government to the point where there will eventually be more takers than makers until they wish they could rewind the clock to back when their parents could actually afford to keep them in their basements. You all should read Economics in One Lesson, and maybe the constitution. Seems you were never taught that.
    It must be the brainwashing by all those liberal professors who run the universities- and count on big government for their fat salaries. Ignoramuses: 16 TRILLION dollars in debt, 150 TRILLION in unfunded liabilities by public sector workers who were never supposed to unionize, a president who gives the government power to incarcerate any AMerican citizen, who ignores the constitution, who spends money we don’t have that YOU will have to carry the burden of, who covers up through executive privilege the biggest scandal in American history where 300 people were murdered, who starts wars in Libya and funds the Muslim Brotherhood, who extends the power of government way beyond what is constitutionally allowed, taking over 1/7 of the economy through socialized medicine which sucks, (go to Canada you idiots), a stimulus bill that funded all of his cronies and friends and not the poor and was basically a giant transfer of wealth from the middle class to union thugs, and got in the green energy business and they all failed while stealing all our tax dollars. (oh, i forgot, most of you don’t pay taxes! I am the 51%.) Obama is generally a malignant narcissist that believes big government creates wealth which it can’t because it takes money OUT of hte economy to put it back in. He is a STATIST who won’t release his college records or an actual REAL birth certificate, and who was schooled by Marxists and came from a broken family. There you have it- probably most of the kids on this forum came from broken families as well.

    Maybe if you read more about economics and listened more carefully to the conservative message instead of remaining brainwashed useful idiots on the government plantation, you would get that you HAVE to let people be free-you have to lower taxes and stop with the overregulation and give the power back to the people not the FED or BIG GOVERNMENT which keeps SPENDING money we don’t have. It will be YOU and your kids, if you dare to have any, that will be paying for politician’s broken policies. Mitt Romney’s conservative economics will bring prosperity back to the middle class, unlike Obama’s, which is DESTROYING the middle class. Idiots.

  41. Romney understands that PEOPLE create wealth, NOT government. Government should not be in ANY business- for no elitist bureaucrat in Washington can steer the behavior of MILLIONS of transactions in the marketplace. And it is immoral to use OTHER people ‘s money to create your PIPE DREAM SOCIALIST UTOPIA THAT DOESN’T EXIST AND NEVER WILL.

    • if you Conservatives think you need to push your agenda here, in The Superficial, then the people around you are more sick of you than one would have thought. See? They don’t want to listen to your bullshit either!

  42. Dr. Ike

    That’s the endorsement the extreme right-wing republicans have been waiting for. This should get them fully behind him.

  43. A woman whose IQ is about commensurate with her bra size endorses Mitt Romney? Jeez, that ought to tell the world something…

  44. Buck

    At least we can all agree that Obama is a complete idiot.

  45. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    now I recognize you Jenna

  46. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz is not impressed…

  47. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    There has been so much dick up there that she is going to have a sign made that says “Billions Served”.

  48. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    MACb
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Johnny Depp? He looks a lot better shaven

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