Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports:

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Jameson made the comments exclusively to a CBS SF staffer who was attending an event marking the 8th anniversary of the gentlemen’s club.

You seriously have to respect Jenna Jameson for laying her cards on the table (next to a dildo) and saying she wants a Republican in office for purely self-serving reasons instead of just making shit up about socialism and/or secret Muslims trying to get our white women pregnant with free birth control thereby converting America to Sharia law and devil worship. That said, let’s not pretend this didn’t happen:

OBAMA: So porn stars will do anything for money?
OBAMA: Perfect… *writes check*

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