Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he’d stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she’s laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi while throwing a birthday party for her twin sons. You know, because moms do that. Although, in her defense, we should consider it lucky this is the worst two parents who spent their careers having things forcefully inserted into their face act. It’s genuinely a miracle they don’t let them sleep in the oven. “Do babies like warm? Me no remember so much- Ahh! Penis flashback!” *runs face first into wall*
Okay, I’d probably watch that.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Fist.. I mean first. Sorry.
Mommy!!
Is it PETA spokes-has-been week?
Wonder how old those kids are gona be the first time some friend shows them video of their mom getting gang bukkaked..
“Gang bukkaked?” From the Redundant Department of Redundancy.
The frightening thing here is she still has some serious issues and she is a mom. I hope she is stable behind closed doors. Also, if Club Jenna is supposedly worth millions, does she really need to work anymore?
She looks completely different!!! Most have had more work done on her face.
Agreed… something happened to her face.
It’s the bad mexican “pufferfish” Restalyne job. They think it makes them look younger, while they end up looking like a person with Downs Syndrome.
She either had shitty plastic sugery or her face is all puffed up from opiates, one or the other
She had her face surgically altered so her kids would understand why they’re so fuggly.
When did she turn into Peri Gilpin?
She has admitted to a face lift several years back and she looked GREAT then. Then she got real, real, real thin and looked like a Dorito with all that spray tanning she did, now it looks like she is on a botox kick. She looks like she is about 40 years old now. Sad she fucked with herself too much and now she looks like Tito’s Mom.
I think you need to check your sources, SW. This is not Jenna Jameson , this is cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Too bad she just doesn’t follow Bree Olsen’s example….
The worst part is that lawn now has multiple STDs.
STDS can be curable. Most people can get treatment and medicine for their STD’s.
She might be posing but there isn’t anything remotely noteworthy here, Fici. Snore.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t marry pornstars and strippers, they’re fucking crazy. Literally.
And dead on the inside, don’t forget dead on the inside.
I would have had no idea that is Jenna Jameson in these pics without the caption. Why did she completely change her face when I knew a lot of people who thought she was beautiful before all the ps? She must be the most insecure person on the planet. She will look like that cat lady soon. I never thought she was a great beauty but I preferred the way she looked at 22 to this.
You preferred how she looked at 22? You mean naked with a cock stuffed in her esophagus?
I greatly preferred her cock stuffed esophagus to this horror of plastic surgery. At least she looked human back when she was blowing everything in sight.
This picture seems staged and unnatural…but maybe because I’m so used to seeing her on her back.
No hot dogs, Popsicle, or bananas at this party? Who planned the menu, someone who hates me?
Mama used to guzzle semen for a living. Aren’t you proud?
Too much surgery?
Huh???? That’s Jenna Jameson?????
WTF
That’s not plastic surgery… that’s from fucking FACE/OFF !!!!
Nasty.
I would not recognize her if I saw these photos without her name attached. She looks so different. Her face was so much prettier years ago when she was more natural (her face was, anyway). She looks like she’s had so much botox or whatever.
Damn, where’s the girl I used to spank to?
I think she is smart to keep that sunshine to her back. That’s face that can’t take direct daylight.
Not the first or last time she’s slid down a long piece of rubber.
Mama, your kisses are so salty!
At least she got rid of those horrible lip injections. She looked like Donald Duck in drag.
Hope she’s cleaned up her ….ahem, past problems.
Now, if she’s such a great mother, how did all these photos of her kids get loose on the internet? Could it be that the 2 great parents are making some $ selling family photos to the paps?
That kid’s foot just got stuck in her vagina.
She was hot I almost didn’t recognize her.
What happened.
I remember too. But that was more than 10 years ago before the fake tits and duck lips.
notice the ass in the air ready position. Once a whore, always a whore.
Lying on, NOT laying in the grass. Lay and lie are not interchangeable.
Whatever happened to the sweet-girl-next-door-with-a-cock-in-her-mouth look she had going for her?
Now she just looks like the creepy woman next door you hope you never get drunk and put your cock in
That kid looks like mostly Tito but mixed with thousands of other dudes’ jizz.
I’m assuming that the swelling is from Tito’s most recent beatdown?
Jenna is looking more and more like Joan Rivers.
I’ve seen her in this position before. TOTALLY different circumstances.
wait … what ?? i thought they had 2 boys … although it wouldnt suprise me if jenna jameson and tito ortiz birthed a hermaphrodite …
Yeah, more recognizable now
Angelina is gonna be pissed when Maddox brings a Jameson-Ortiz home for dinner 15 yrs. from now.
It kinda looks like a family of neanderthals
why does 1 kid look white and one kid look black mixed. I bet the dirty C was sleeping with 2 men atthe same time.
jenna jameson used to actually be very pretty. who is this woman?! i barely recognize her. okay, actually i DON’T recognize her.