Jenna Jameson is a Great Mom

March 15th, 2011 // 50 Comments

Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he’d stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she’s laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi while throwing a birthday party for her twin sons. You know, because moms do that. Although, in her defense, we should consider it lucky this is the worst two parents who spent their careers having things forcefully inserted into their face act. It’s genuinely a miracle they don’t let them sleep in the oven. “Do babies like warm? Me no remember so much- Ahh! Penis flashback!” *runs face first into wall*

Okay, I’d probably watch that.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. That Bastard Tony

    Fist.. I mean first. Sorry.

  2. Joe K.


  3. Is it PETA spokes-has-been week?

    Wonder how old those kids are gona be the first time some friend shows them video of their mom getting gang bukkaked..

  4. That Bastard Tony

    The frightening thing here is she still has some serious issues and she is a mom. I hope she is stable behind closed doors. Also, if Club Jenna is supposedly worth millions, does she really need to work anymore?

  5. YeahYeah

    She looks completely different!!! Most have had more work done on her face.

    • Dan

      Agreed… something happened to her face.

    • Samo

      When did she turn into Peri Gilpin?

      • Facebook Me

        She has admitted to a face lift several years back and she looked GREAT then. Then she got real, real, real thin and looked like a Dorito with all that spray tanning she did, now it looks like she is on a botox kick. She looks like she is about 40 years old now. Sad she fucked with herself too much and now she looks like Tito’s Mom.

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    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    I think you need to check your sources, SW. This is not Jenna Jameson , this is cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  7. Yoda

    Too bad she just doesn’t follow Bree Olsen’s example….

  8. eric

    The worst part is that lawn now has multiple STDs.

  9. Snooki's Taint

    She might be posing but there isn’t anything remotely noteworthy here, Fici. Snore.

  10. Deacon Jones

    And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t marry pornstars and strippers, they’re fucking crazy. Literally.

  11. Sugar

    I would have had no idea that is Jenna Jameson in these pics without the caption. Why did she completely change her face when I knew a lot of people who thought she was beautiful before all the ps? She must be the most insecure person on the planet. She will look like that cat lady soon. I never thought she was a great beauty but I preferred the way she looked at 22 to this.

  12. This picture seems staged and unnatural…but maybe because I’m so used to seeing her on her back.

  13. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    No hot dogs, Popsicle, or bananas at this party? Who planned the menu, someone who hates me?

  14. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Nicholas vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Mama used to guzzle semen for a living. Aren’t you proud?

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    bernie lomax
    Commented on this photo:

    Too much surgery?

  16. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh???? That’s Jenna Jameson?????


    That’s not plastic surgery… that’s from fucking FACE/OFF !!!!


  17. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    I would not recognize her if I saw these photos without her name attached. She looks so different. Her face was so much prettier years ago when she was more natural (her face was, anyway). She looks like she’s had so much botox or whatever.

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    Jim Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, where’s the girl I used to spank to?

  19. Cock Dr

    I think she is smart to keep that sunshine to her back. That’s face that can’t take direct daylight.

  20. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Not the first or last time she’s slid down a long piece of rubber.

  21. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Mama, your kisses are so salty!

  22. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    S'up Bitches!
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she got rid of those horrible lip injections. She looked like Donald Duck in drag.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hope she’s cleaned up her ….ahem, past problems.
    Now, if she’s such a great mother, how did all these photos of her kids get loose on the internet? Could it be that the 2 great parents are making some $ selling family photos to the paps?

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    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    That kid’s foot just got stuck in her vagina.

  25. odessa

    She was hot I almost didn’t recognize her.
    What happened.

  26. Robert Acquafresca

    notice the ass in the air ready position. Once a whore, always a whore.

  27. Waldo

    Lying on, NOT laying in the grass. Lay and lie are not interchangeable.

  28. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever happened to the sweet-girl-next-door-with-a-cock-in-her-mouth look she had going for her?

    Now she just looks like the creepy woman next door you hope you never get drunk and put your cock in

  29. used to be so hot

    That kid looks like mostly Tito but mixed with thousands of other dudes’ jizz.

  30. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m assuming that the swelling is from Tito’s most recent beatdown?

  31. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenna is looking more and more like Joan Rivers.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen her in this position before. TOTALLY different circumstances.

  33. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    wait … what ?? i thought they had 2 boys … although it wouldnt suprise me if jenna jameson and tito ortiz birthed a hermaphrodite …

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    Ash Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, more recognizable now

  35. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
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    Angelina is gonna be pissed when Maddox brings a Jameson-Ortiz home for dinner 15 yrs. from now.

  36. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
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    It kinda looks like a family of neanderthals

  37. Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    why does 1 kid look white and one kid look black mixed. I bet the dirty C was sleeping with 2 men atthe same time.

  38. Sinamon

    jenna jameson used to actually be very pretty. who is this woman?! i barely recognize her. okay, actually i DON’T recognize her.

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