Jenna Jameson Hates Chelsea Handler
Seemingly out of nowhere, Jenna Jameson took to Twitter last night to let everyone know how she really feels about Chelsea Handler. Which is amazing because I’ve been sitting by my computer for ten years waiting for this day. Please say “dried up cunt.” Please say “dried up cunt.” Please say “dried up cunt.”
Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she’s a dried up old whore
Close enough! *high fives lamp*
But, in all seriousness, she’s most likely pissed because in an interview with Glamour, Chelsea said she hates the word raunchy because it reminds of her Jenna Jameson. Which is interesting for two reasons: 1. The title of the interview? Chelsea Handler Tells Katie Couric, “Well, I Don’t Make Jokes About Children.” And 2. Jenna Jameson is a fucking porn star. What other word besides raunchy does she expect to be immediately associated with? I’ve yet to see someone watch a woman take five men to the butt and go, “My, that was dainty.” Though I can see how “elegant” might fall into play. I’ll give Jenna Jameson that one.