Jenna Jameson Got A DUI

May 25th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole.
According to our sources, Jameson showed signs of possibly being under the influence of alcohol and was given a field sobriety test . We’re told she was subsequently arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI.

Transcript of 911 Call:

“Some chick just crashed into a pole. I think she’s really hurt, too. It looks a grenade went off between her legs-”
[Inaudible sound]
“Nevermind, she says it always look like that.”
[Inaudible sound]
“Ma’am, I’m a woman, please stop offering to suck my dick if I help you escape. The police are already here.”
[Screaming in background]
“Officer, officer! It’s okay, it’s okay. That’s just how it looks. — Listen, I’m gonna hang up. This guy’s freaking out.”

END CALL.

Photos: Getty

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  1. winner

    first

  2. Govt. Cheese

    God is punishing her…for not doing Interracial porn :-)

  3. Winner? No. It just makes you a cunt.

  4. “Embodiment of Damage Does Damage in Still More Ironic Fashion”

  5. John

    In other new, she’s sucked a lot of dick in her life.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    drunk as a duck.

  7. EricLr

    Sources report that the crabs escaped unharmed.

  8. Here’s another instance where she should’ve spit instead of swallowed…

  9. “Miss Jameson, I’m going to need you to blow into this tube. No, it doesn’t need to go down your throat.”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She might wanna consider growing bangs to cover that scary forehead vein.

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    ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    she can’t even blow in this pic.
    I never seen the big deal out of her.
    Dark natural, exotic features are more interesting than this trailor trash

  12. Thanks Fish – that phone call transcript was gold!

  13. Lion-o

    That’s a serious case of cat face she’s got going on.

  14. jumpin_j

    She got arrested for duck driving. Because, y’ know, she looks like a duck. Yeah, I got nothing either.

  15. AAPL made me rich!

    With all my cash, I could easily pull a duck this hot.

  16. Frank Burns, Age 13

    DUI = Dong Up Inside

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    “Officer, officer! It’s okay, it’s okay. That’s just how it looks. — Listen, I’m gonna hang up. This guy’s freaking out.”

    How I love you, Fish!

  18. booya

    Well she obviously got drunk off one drink because you know she hasn’t eaten anything since 1998.

  19. Dick Hell

    Too bad Jenna. If the field sobriety test had been the one where you have to catch a softball with your anus you could have avoided arrest.

  20. i’ve still got a 94′ Club magazine by my shitter. she was a nice piece of ass back then. where did it all go wrong?

  21. Evil Monkey

    So many happy memories… ruined by plastic surgery.

  22. blahahahah

    This adds some credence to Tito Ortiz’s claims that she was abusing drugs and stuff when she made up that claim that he beat her.

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic surgery face…damn, such a shame. She used to be quite good looking

  24. pretty skanky

    wow i can hardly recognize her now.
    that. she. doesnt. have. a. dick. in. her. mouth.

  25. Miami Heat will be #1

    Please tell me she refused to blow and gave the cops Paris Hilton as her name.

  26. Tricky Fish

    As opposed to being drunkenly rammed by a pole, which is what is known as “Wednesday at 9:30 am” in the Jameson household

  27. yuli

    holy shit, what has society come to… all of these shitty “celebrities” are sluts with 90% of her body made of plastic. so vulgar, just so uncomfortable to watch…

  28. Jenna Jameson Birthday Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember when this chick was a perfect 10. Now she has the body AND the face of a cancer patient. Aging and starvation are a deadly combo.

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