Jenna Jameson Got A DUI

Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole.
According to our sources, Jameson showed signs of possibly being under the influence of alcohol and was given a field sobriety test . We’re told she was subsequently arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI.

Transcript of 911 Call:

“Some chick just crashed into a pole. I think she’s really hurt, too. It looks a grenade went off between her legs-“
[Inaudible sound]
“Nevermind, she says it always look like that.”
[Inaudible sound]
“Ma’am, I’m a woman, please stop offering to suck my dick if I help you escape. The police are already here.”
[Screaming in background]
“Officer, officer! It’s okay, it’s okay. That’s just how it looks. — Listen, I’m gonna hang up. This guy’s freaking out.”


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