And rubbing Tito Ortiz‘s nuts in a public pool. Wow, that’s.. that’s.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God.
We’re good here.
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Is that Johnny Depp? He looks a lot better shaven