Jenna Jameson, Also in a Bikini

August 15th, 2011 // 67 Comments

And rubbing Tito Ortiz‘s nuts in a public pool. Wow, that’s.. that’s.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God.

We’re good here.

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. PoorMaryKelly

    Public pool? They don’t make enough chlorine! Yikes!

  2. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she replace her lips with Tito Ortiz’s cleft asshole?

  3. Richard McBeef

    everyone do themselves a favor, skip these pictures and go find some hardcore stuff from ’95. i’m sure it’s still on redtube or something.

    • That Bastard Tony

      She was average at best even in her day. If you’re going for hardcore stuff you can do MUCH better in the present. Still scratching my head over how she has a following.

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    Clint Eastwood
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s hot!

  5. Mark

    Who cares? I’ve seen her festering sewer of a vag already, this is pointless.

  6. Dan

    Dunno… she looks good to me.

    Must admit I would be really worried about sleeping with her… but she probably does everything in bed. I mean how could she say no to any sexual act when there are 20 videos of her doing said act on the internet?

  7. My Left Nut

    Duck lips all around.

  8. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    This feels like a Bigfoot sighting a la the Geico caveman commercials of a few years ago.

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    Guy Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    whose bodies are worse? porn stars or mothers? or even worse, a porn star turned mother?

  10. Disco Dave

    One of the greatest mathematical problems of the 21st Century is figuring out just how many cocks (by the thrust) she’s taken in every hole.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    That pool needs extra chlorine now.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    She finally realized that everyone there has already seen all of her holes. ALL OF THEM.

  13. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Time to drain the pool and bleach it with a flame-thrower

    • Hey Hick Fuck You!

      I was thinking the same thing. There is no way I would let my kid share a pool with either one of those two.

  14. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    The barely exposed pubes would be hot on any other chick, but once you’ve seen a skank slurping jizz bubbles from another whores anus…a little bikini line isn’t gonna do it any more.

  15. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of a pool lets porn stars in…no less one sporting the aftermath of a world class Dirty Sanchez.

  16. by the thrust…I would wager somewhere in the range of 1.5 – 1.75 million.

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    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this couple kept touching and kissing… they were acting like someone was filming. Disgusting. Luckily, I had my cross-stitch waiting for me back at the room.”

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    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying to sustain on the semen of a single, solitary man, the porn actress slowly begins to starve. Here we see subject A at the height of such suffering.

  19. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    footballisus
    Commented on this photo:

    Man the poor girl is looking more like Paris(std) Hilton!

  20. Do Freebird

    So this is what America has come to. A Paparazzi photo mill paying money for “Candid” pool shots of an over the hill porn slut and her UFC husband who just got his ass handed to him in his big “come back” figh’t.

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    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, was “sloughing” your word of the day?

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeww! Pools are human soup. Imagine all the pieces of toilet paper that we’re living in some peoples dirty, smelly assholes and the toe jam in between peoples stinkin’ feet, not to mention pieces human feces that contain eggs from dirt bags that don’t wipe there asses. NOW picture all that + Jenna Jameson.

  23. brit

    Looks like she flew away from the village pond. Quack Quack.

  24. Venom

    I can’t say anything bad about her. She provided lots of pleasure for us men over the years.

    Why wouldn’t anyone bang her? She is probably cleaner than 90% of the other women out there. Those porn chicks have to get tested like every week. I would bang a porn chick before some skank from the club any day of the week.

    • Mama Pinkus

      I bet you really suck in bed, and not in a good way.

      • Venom

        You will never know, I don’t fuck fat ugly middle aged slags like you.
        I bet your husband does not either.
        Ever wonder where he goes all the time?
        The best you can hope for is to go to the bar and hope some 60 year old drunk toothless man might give you a mercy fuck, but most likely he will just make you give him a blowjob and then tell you to get the fuck out of his trailer.

  25. Weirdo

    I’d still bend her over and give her some deep hard anal!

    • medium rare

      I don’t care how big it is, you’re not touching the sides champ. This two-bit stank whore will never again be able sit on a bar stool.

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    C.
    Commented on this photo:

    Iggy Pop called, he wants his meat suit back.

  27. dontkillthemessenger

    Calling that awning she has for an upper lip “duck lips” is offensive to ducks everywhere.

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    VonDoom
    Commented on this photo:

    With those sucker fish lips, all I can think about is smacking her face against a windshield just to see if it would stick.

  29. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    fugly flippers

  30. Has someone called the CDC and the EPA?

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    HeySamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    Pfft…like we haven’t seen that before….

  32. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    HeySamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew she had it worked on, but had it completely removed?

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet Tito squeezes her like that while they’re in the sack so he can actually touch the sides and build a little friction.

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    Roxie
    Commented on this photo:

    permanent duck lips

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone found the pool jet.

  36. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I take it she put those boobs back in… good for her!

  37. Clarence Beeks

    I read her book, and loved it. Would I choose her life, or her career, HELL NO. But she was beautiful, before she messed with her face. And her body before the ridiculous boobs was perfect.

  38. forrest gump

    psst: MOST PEOPLE SAW HER WITHOUT IT.

  39. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Jenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Orlando Bloom on the far right, looking at the camera???

  40. Jenny

    #15 – Looks like Orlando Bloom on the right side, looking at the camera.

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    Katy
    Commented on this photo:

    That lady’s face says it all.

  42. Fester

    What I want to know is can she still catch a well thrown softball with her anus? She can? Good for her!

  43. drabman

    I wouldn’t bang her because she’s a stupid racist b*tch.

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like dipping the nastiest tea bag ever.

  45. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so skeletal her legs look atrophied like a paralyzed person.

  46. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs look all wawky!

  47. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares? I want to know who Sasha Grey is voting for.

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    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    now I recognize you Jenna

  49. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz is not impressed…

  50. Jenna Jameson Bikini Tito Ortiz
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    There has been so much dick up there that she is going to have a sign made that says “Billions Served”.

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