Jenn Sterger Will ‘Go Public’ if Brett Favre Isn’t Punished By NFL

“These were a great choice. What could possibly go wrong?”

With all signs pointing to the NFL pretending it wasn’t Brett Favre who sent photos of his penis to Jenn Sterger while she was employed by the New York Jets, she’s finally decided to break her silence and will come forward with an “overabundance of evidence” if the league doesn’t reprimand Favre which will effectively label her a liar. TMZ reports:

Sterger’s manager, Phil Reese, believes she “provided extensive evidence that irrefutably proves there was harassment” — and adds, “No matter what happens Jenn has all legal remedies, including going public … if the NFL doesn’t clear her name.”
Reese thinks an NFL reprimand of the Vikings QB would go a long way toward changing public opinion of Sterger.

After seeing women lose their shit over Angelina Jolie because if a home-wrecker will steal one man, she’ll steal everybody’s (That’s right, I’ve deciphered your code.), it’s no surprise Jenn Sterger is ready to come forward and make sure the world knows Brett Favre assaulted her with photos of his penis. In fact, some might say he assaulted us all because now I can’t even look at a pair of crocs without dry heaving myself into the fetal position. It’s almost impossible to leave the hou- OH GOD I SEE ONE! No, wait, it’s a moccasin. It’s a moccasin. *holsters gun*

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