Jeb Bush Promises To Bang That New Supergirl If Elected

As a well-informed electorate that pays careful attention to global as well as nationwide issues facing us today, most Americans base their presidential votes on such important criteria as who would we drink the beers with, what word things are on their hats, and which one saw that new Supergirl on TV and immediately wanted to place his hardened dick in her. Which is why I feel privileged and honored to announce that the answer to that last one is Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush wants to fuck the Supergirl as noted by his answer for “Who’s your favorite Marvel superhero?” because somehow George was the smart one and that should terrify all of you to your core. The New York Times reports:

“‘Supergirl’ is on TV — I saw that when I was working out this morning,” he said. “She looked pretty hot. I don’t know what channel it’s on, but I’m looking forward to that.”
And, he added with another laugh, “that will make news.”

No shit. Of course, this raises the question of who the hell’s running Jeb Bush’s campaign, and I think I have an idea:

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Renner/Bush 2016: SLUTS!

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