Jean-Claude Van Damme still losing the kick-boxing fight known as ‘life’

Jean-Claude Van Damme posed on his hotel balcony this morning while in France attending Cannes. He unleashed his trademark super-high kick to show that, yes, he’s still got it. What exactly “it” is remains open to debate.*

*But not really; The man has Smurf nuts. Boom! Case closed. Now, who wants burritos?