Jean-Claude Van Damme still losing the kick-boxing fight known as ‘life’

Jean-Claude Van DOUCHE…isn’t he overdue for an E! True Hollywood Story or maybe The Surreal Life?

I’m just asking.

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His movies are too van damn long.

@ 49

Actually, he has a black belt in Karate and was the European Middleweight Kickboxing Champion. He retired with a record of 15-1, with the majority of wins coming by knockout.

#24 – You know how I know you’re gay? When you sucked my dick, you told me it tasted like shit. Then I smacked you on the head and reminded you it was impolite to speak with your mouth full..

I was told his PENIS refuses pemanently toil because of all the DOPING he used………………………………………………..AND STILL DOES!!

He looks hot and more men should take care of themselves like Jean-Claude at any age!

so hot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXtdOsLVfu4

#17, #34, #50 & #57:

is it.. no it can be… is it… is that really you Jean??? Jean Claude, even the name is gay

Where’s Chong Li when you need him.

Chong Li , Chong Li, Chong Li….

#55. You crack me the fuck up.

WOW!

Who can ever forget such a powerful and deadly delivering kick like those from Bloodsport and Time Cop, two of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s top movies.

Is there another hero from the 80′s that can still make the ladies coo when he does the splits on his kitchen counter? Haven’t seen one yet!

Kepp aiming high Jean!

Randal

Isnt that the same balcony Wacko Jacko dangled his kids over? Damn two stars and nobody has off themselves yet! Oh well, maybe third times a charm. Anybody know if Amy Whorehouse has reservations?

Randal (or should I say Jean Claude), please take your gayness outta here…

Thanks

Oh my….that was really…unsexy o.o

Please someone call an ambulance. I am disembodied from my gay host. I fell off and am bleeding and reaking of semen and blood and feces. Why oh why did I have to develop as nothing more than the tissue of the sphincter through which the terminal byproducts of human catabolism excrete? WHY OH WHY? (twitches and spurts aforementioned processes)

Are you sure that isn’t Danny Bonaduce?!!

He’s either showing off his high kick or recommending the salon where he got that nice wax job done.

In Europe he has the image of a stupid guy. I just read on Wikipedia that he can speak five languages fluently – well of course, we should have guessed, he is Belgian. I am impressed. But I never head anyone say that JCVD is gay or looks gay. Okay, the fact that Americans don’t view him as stupid is understandable, considering the IQ of their president. But the fact that they see him as gay is strange, does it mean that every guy who is well built or remotely good-looking and wears nice clothes is homosexual ? All others look like cattle with a baseball cap and long ugly wide shorts ? Or is it just that Superficial male readers are VERY jealous because they look like shit and can’t get laid ?

yeah #69 I’m jealous of van damn. when i was 12 i only saw his movies cuz my friends were watching them. his contributions to the world amount to providing excitement and awe to witless 12 year olds. dont his shiny bronzed legs turn u on???

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He is not gay! He loves women very much, he’s a swinger baby! It don’t matter if your married or not, once a swinger always a swinger… of by the way van damme hot pics in Cannas, grrr… Elivic

My understanding is that he lied about being a European karate champ in order to bolster his ‘tough guy’ cred to get his foot in the door in Hollywood.

He’s also known to be quite the prick who carries himself like the world owes him something, and would be just rude and even cruel to the ‘little’ people that he would encounter. So it was really amusing when his former bodyguard, Chuck Zito, beat him into chopped liver at the Scores strip club. Zito quit working for JC because he didn’t like how disrespectful he was to ordinary people, although he thought he parted with him on cordial terms. But when he ran into him at Scores, Zito tried to be friendly only to find out from his bouncer friend that JC was going around talking smack about Zito behind his back.

The amazing thing was how ineffective JC was in a street fight, despite trying to provoke Zito, calling him full of sh!t to his face before Zito began pounding on him. JC did not even TRY to land a punch, and all he could do was try and shield his head while Zito pounded on his body, or try and shield his body while Zito whaled on his head before the fight was broken up.

You would think JC would have at least enough common sense to realize that his ruse of being a karate championship was bogus, so maybe it’s not a good idea to provoke real fights against street destroyers like Zito. He must have gotten confused and thought he was on the set of one of his movies. Turned out to be a very poor career move for JC, as the incident amplified how much of a poser the guy is. OTOH, Zito’s career took off as a result.

He was indeed a European Karate champion. As for the Zito incident, he was sucker punched. Zito sucker punched him, he hopped immediately up and came at Zito and the club personnel were suddenly holding everyone back.

In my opinion, Zito was lucky it was broken up. Van Damme was on coke around this time. No pain. He would haved ****ed up Zito.

Zito later gave an interview where he confirmed Van Damme immediately came back up, he was impressed with his ability to take a punch, and that he was wary of his legs . . . so he respects Van Damme (as anyone with any knowledge of fighting should) in the fighting arena.

A number of kickboxing champions that have trained with Van Damme all agree that he could have had a very successful kick boxing career . . . if not have been the champion.

Just a fun fact, him and Segal had a run in at a Stallone party. Stallone is on record as saying Van Damme was too strong for Segal and that Segal wanted none of it. Van Damme later confirms this in an interview where he said there was some pushing and nothing else. Apparently Van Damme wanted Segal to step outside, but Segal was not game.

He would **** all of you haters up. :)

He was indeed a European Karate champion. As for the Zito incident, he was sucker punched. Zito sucker punched him, he hopped immediately up and came at Zito and the club personnel were suddenly holding everyone back.

In my opinion, Zito was lucky it was broken up. Van Damme was on coke around this time. No pain. He would haved ****ed up Zito.

Zito later gave an interview where he confirmed Van Damme immediately came back up, he was impressed with his ability to take a punch, and that he was wary of his legs . . . so he respects Van Damme (as anyone with any knowledge of fighting should) in the fighting arena.

A number of kickboxing champions that have trained with Van Damme all agree that he could have had a very successful kick boxing career . . . if not have been the champion.

Just a fun fact, him and Segal had a run in at a Stallone party. Stallone is on record as saying Van Damme was too strong for Segal and that Segal wanted none of it. Van Damme later confirms this in an interview where he said there was some pushing and nothing else. Apparently Van Damme wanted Segal to step outside, but Segal was not game.

He would **** all of you haters up. :)