Jeana Turner Doing Bikini Things and More News

I never even knew that Jada Pinkett Smith and Tupac had a think back in the 90’s, but I didn’t know a lot of things before the Internet, sooo. [TMZ]

Remember when Miranda Kerr dated that pudgy Malaysian billionaire for money? Turns out he stole all that money and now she has to give millions of dollars worth of shit back to the feds. [PageSix]

We get it, Lena Dunham. You’re proud you don’t have a supermodel physique. We know, we can tell even when you’re wearing clothes so you don’t need to show us. [Huffpo]

Leave it to Kellyanne Conway to make her and the Trump administration the victim in the shooting of Congressman Scalise. I thought even the “liberal, reptilian media” treated the story with a remarkably genuine level of respect, what the hell was she watching. [BusinessInsider]

I know it makes for a good headline, but I seriously doubt Michael Phelps racing a great white shark on Shark Week will happen in the same body of water… right? What company would insure that production? Get real, people. [E!]

Tom Hardy supposedly thinks that Charlize Theron is a bitch, but goddammit does he respect her… [Dlisted]

Mean girl who texted her boyfriend into suicide found guilty of manslaughter. Sucks, biiitch! [CBSnews]

Tom Cruise was an asshole while making The Mummy (which sucked), is anyone surprised? [Celebitchy]