Jean-Claude Van Damme gets erections

April 18th, 2007 // 84 Comments
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Ever seen Jean-Claude Van Damme dance on TV and get a public erection? You have now, my friends. And the future will never be the same.

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  1. crewmancross

    umm….so this video is like a year old at least…

  2. sumnersgal

    “Hard” to see the boner in his vintage stone-washed jeans! But – gross.

  3. kitty_kat

    That is so embarrassing!

  4. For the first time ever, I’m speechless.

  5. kacsing

    Just goes to show you, it doesn’t matter what IT is, a guy will pop for anything!

  6. Ummm why oh why did I look? CREEPY.

  7. He’s stupid,,and she looks like a bird/evil man/demon…Their both ugllllllllyyyyyy!

  8. tits_on_snack

    I’m sorry. I just can’t get past the fucking jeans. He looks like a Qu

  9. *Yanira*

    Guys, I feel bad for the guys this might be the only action he’s gotten in a while. Even if it is with a man. Was that Fergie? nevermind He wouldn’t have gotten a hard on from him, I mean her

  10. DrPhowstus

    No wonder this hamster dick kicks so much ass. He’s mad at God.

  11. IS MY MOMMIE BRITTNEY, IN HERE,,MY BROTHER AND I CAN’T FIND HER AND WE NEED TAKEN CARE OF ..PLEASE SOMEONE ,MOMMIE,,YOU HATE US!!

  12. ToiletDuck

    This is obviously some sort of infantile psychological behavior – he WANTS us to believe that his tiny pee-pee is big and hard…

    He probably sniffs bicycle seats at the local Catholic girls’ school….what a douche…and that skank he’s dancing with looks like something from the Addams Family…

  13. whitegold

    His name is too long, considering it’s comprised of a bunch of shorter names. That’s kind of annoying.

  14. wedgeone

    The only thing worse than getting trolled on this blog is when the troll gets the “first” spot, thus permanently smearing your reputation with some asinine remark. If you’re going to be president of my fan club, Wally, you have GOT to get MORE creative!

    Sorry, Frist (#15). Wasn’t me. That’s why your post got no answer.

  15. Kate

    # 7… my thoughts exactly.

    Seriously, though, who pops a boner over that THING he was dancing with?

    And who dances like him? That was painfully embarrassing to watch.

  16. Kate

    I almost forgot…nice acid-wash jeans. That man is STYLIN!

  17. oksana

    Wow!! Im impressed. Most people coked up can’t get hard-ons.

  18. Me No Know

    Ack! I don’t know which is worse. Watching Van Damme or Akon dry humping people. Either way I’m feeling ill and traumatized.

  19. He’s weeks away from just saying “fuck it” and doing porn.

    And I’m weeks away from winning a bet.

  20. Well, goody for Jean-Claude Van Damme. But isn’t he like, eleventy billion years old?

  21. hahahaha i trough he was way , well this maybe confirms the opossite

  22. checkyourshorts

    i think it was less his partner’s leg and more the friction of the acid-washed jeans.

  23. Mommie,,wake up from your self induced coma and come home to us. Brittney(mommie), how long do we have to wait to see you. Why r your clothes and friends more important.

  24. Lynn

    I’ve always heard rumors he’s gay. Wonder if this was a publicity stunt to attempt to disprove that… kinda like Cruise marrying Holmes…

  25. Uhn Tiss Baby

    I want his erection in my mouth.

  26. u r old and ugly…but since my mommie won’t come home,,,maybe u can be my mommie? u make stupid movies anyway..why not…..

  27. xmarcelax

    DUDE
    I SAW THAT LIVE YEARS AGO
    THT WAS ON “DOMINGO LEGAL”, A BRAZILIAN SHOW
    and that woman released a porn movies last year
    hahahahahahah her name is GRETCHEN,

    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  28. PH

    That’s really old. It’s in a really crappy Brazilian tv show, like, 3 years ago.

    For you guys that liked the elderly woman, she’s now a PORN STAR!!! Yeah!!

    Her name is Gretchen and her movie’s name is “CONGA”.

    Find it in emule and have fun… hahhaha

  29. line_tx

    It was a loooong time ago, on a brazilian tv show…
    Where did you find that?
    You tube?

  30. Jaclynn

    @20 Who doesn’t laugh at camel toes? come on, mannn!

  31. Truthseeker013

    A fork in both eyes will still never take the memoryu away…

  32. van damme is god is one in world

  33. Robert

    Jean-Claude Van Damme is a great actor, great doing karate, great with women, great father, great husband and your just jealous he can get erect and it turns you on. Have a great day and keep watching his hot, athletic body and your getting turned on by a great male!

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