Ever seen Jean-Claude Van Damme dance on TV and get a public erection? You have now, my friends. And the future will never be the same.
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wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 3:05 pm
omg FRIST!
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Kinda reminds me of when my dad taught me to dance.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 18, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Ew. I did not need to see that.
Schnuggie | April 18, 2007 at 3:13 pm
@2 EEEWWWWWWWWW!
Poroleishon | April 18, 2007 at 3:16 pm
OMG that
Jedi Kevin | April 18, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Let’s see him do the splits now!
gmaninjapan | April 18, 2007 at 3:16 pm
To be fair, the guy he’s dancing with is pretty hot…
Fifth Stooge | April 18, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Great, now I have to eat dinner.
Beans and Wienies!
BigJim | April 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Hung like a hamster.
ana | April 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Well, that’s an old video from a stupid Brazilian tv show and that woman is a bitch that says she’s a singer, actress (Now porn actress) and model…
I watched the tv show that day and his cock really got erected and he couldn’t hide it annnnnd the stupid tv show host started signing and saying that Van was hard on…
the trouble w/ tribble | April 18, 2007 at 3:23 pm
That guy he’s dancing with could seriously use a nose job! Couldn’t they have found a more attractive dude for Van Damn to rumba with?
LilRach | April 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
I’m at work so can’t watch it but judging by your reactions i’m glad i can’t!
I hate this guy – such a Loser
Sweet Amber | April 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm
all i can think of to say is…..yuck. o.o
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 18, 2007 at 3:42 pm
That guy is The Muscles from Brussels!
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Um….yes????? I’m waiting wedge…
Erections are funny!!!
Stickman | April 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
That little dance he does at the end is even worse than Ashlee Simpson’s little jig.
Funny clip though!
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I just think it’s funny that he got a hardon from that ugly skank!
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | April 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I don’t know what to be surprised about more. People wanting to see the erection of an old man or that Van damme got an erection off of that ugly thing dancing with him.
HollyJ | April 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Unfortunately, I guess Viagra works.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection
HappyFunBalls | April 18, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Just to feel like I am fitting in I think I am going to say ew. or eeewww. or grosssssss. There I am cool now.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Only if you are a chick!
Swinger4life | April 18, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I love it when girls get tittie hard ons! Makes you wonder if your the one getting them nipples hard. JIMBO don’t laugh if we girls get lil camel toes, just point and laugh…nah im just kidding :-)
Troller | April 18, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Bet he feels good about himself – having people point and laugh at his manhood.
HappyFunBalls | April 18, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Only cool people get camel toes without underpants or outerpants on.
mrs.t | April 18, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Sadly for him, I wouldn’t have noticed a thing had he not bent over with his hands cupped in fron of his “penis”. Or where a penis would normally be in a man, anyway.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Swinger – I don’t laugh. I love perky nipples and Camel toe and just the top of your thong above your jeans and low cut top that shows lots of cleavage. Shit another erection. Don’t laught FRIST
kellygirl57 | April 18, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Ah yes…a tiny raging hard on is the perfect accent to one’s best pair of acid washed jeans.
Slider | April 18, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Oooooooooold…this was circulating months ago. Still funny, though.
eXtasyStef | April 18, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Subtle of him to use the microphone to hide it.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Waaah haaah haaah, ok, hardons aren’t funny. Just tiny ones. If I was a guy, mine would be HUGE, and raging ALL THE TIME!!!
I gotta turn off the porn….
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Thats me!!! Huge and raging all the time
Swinger4life | April 18, 2007 at 4:37 pm
FRIST I must agree w/you I too, would have a RAGING hard on all the time. I just hate it when I am extremly excited (wet) while working, shopping and or cleaning.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Me I just hate when you are wet all the time:)
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Wow!!! We’re like twins!! Only born in different decades by different parents and different sexes.
Swinger4life | April 18, 2007 at 4:43 pm
LOL FRIST,I knew I had a twin somewhere! It has it’s pleasurable moments but damn not while working, although ..grinning…I probably can sneak off and rub one out real quick just not that DAMN daring!
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I am happy to sneak under your desk and do one better than rub one out
ToiletDuck | April 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Excuse me, I have to wipe the leftover ravioli and cream of mushroom soup I had for lunch off my keyboard…
I haven’t seen anything this nauseating since the photos of Britney’s flappy cunt appeared on the net – Richard Simmons is more macho than this guy…
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Oh..I’m that daring….
39 I just laughed so hard I spit on my computer screen
Swinger4life | April 18, 2007 at 4:54 pm
JIMBO I would love to see you under my skirt i mean desk lending a helping hand i mean tongue.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Ok, I gotta go get my drink on and play some cards!!! It’s 5:00, right?
Swinger4life | April 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm
6 more minutes and counting down till happy hour
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I am there with tongue in hand or mouth
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Where should we meet for drinks?
woodhorse | April 18, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I didn’t see anything because all I got was a blank screen. I am wondering why he looks like he is going to kiss that ugly man in the picture above though….Lowlands, since I couldn’t see Van Damme’s erection, can I see yours??
pana1718 | April 18, 2007 at 6:59 pm
gross…and with a tranny…
MrSemprini | April 18, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Whew, sorry I’m late. Which one is Van Damme?
stoplookingatme | April 18, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Van Damme also gets diarrhea. He came into the self-storage place where my ex-husband worked a few years back, desparate to use the “facilities” and left the toilet screaming for mercy. True story. The one thing funnier than public erections? Public fire-hose ass! :)
sympathee | April 18, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Gross.