Jean-Claude Van Damme Had An Affair With Kylie Minogue While Filming ‘Street Fighter’

August 13th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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Let me start off by saying I was completely oblivious to the fact that Kylie Minogue was Cammy in the Street Fighter movie which was almost the awesomest random thing I’ve heard all day. I say almost because I learned that bit of trivia from Jean-Claude Van Damme revealing he banged her during filming (while married by the way) and refers to his penis as “Thailand.” Via Kotaku:

Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking.
It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn’t acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.

“It would be abnormal not to have had an affair.” Somewhere Rupert Sanders just went, “Finally, someone who gets it besides my dad.” Then again, this is coming from a man who also said this while trying to seduce a 22-year-old reporter who, surprise, was not his wife:

I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
OK –
It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.

Wow. I actually get where Van Damme is coming from now. Could you imagine what it would’ve been like if he didn’t describe himself as a hard seed filled with liquid cream? AWKWARD.

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  1. jim

    ” Let me start off by saying I was completely obviously to the fact that Kylie Minogue was Cammy in the Street Fighter movie ” Don’t you mean Oblivious (I’m french)
    A lot of typos recently, are you having a stroke buddy?

  2. El Jefe

    That was beautiful and honest Jean Claude. Any wife or girlfriend that believes a good looking man and movie star at the height of his fame would not bang someone like Kylie Minogue (replace Kylie Minogue with any smoking hot chick) if the opportunity was in front of him is delusional.

    • karlito

      Claude van Damme never made love to a woman in his life….he only made love with himself…a woman just happened to be in the same room. this arrogant knob loves to talk about all the woman that he banged because he’s still trying to convince himself he’s a ladies man. woman only had sex with him because he was famous. with his arrogance, he never would have been laid in the real world.

      • If you don’t PERSONALLY know the guy then you’re just being a dick assuming that you do. He’s a good looking guy (This coming from a straight guy) and is actually a nice guy but of course I don’t know him but it’s better to be positive than negative.

  3. So they made a movie called “Streetfighter?”

    When does it come out?

  4. EricLr

    Well, in all fairness, what woman WOULDN’T want a washed-up 50-year-old actor best known for doing split-kicks in B-rated movies?

    And he’s *Belgian*, like the waffles!!

    • El Jefe

      Sigh…

      You do realize that Streetfighter was filmed in 1995 and Van Damme would have been in his mid 30s, right?

      I can assure you that even at 51 Van Damme will always get more ass than you or I ever will and much better too.

      • EricLr

        Sorry, a washed-up 35-year-old actor best known for doing split-kicks in B-rated movies–and without any gray hairs on his balls yet.

      • El Jefe

        Damn, you really are jealous of him. Van Damme was far from washed up back then and he is about to be in another blockbuster film in a few weeks. He is still rich, still famous and maybe your real dad.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “I would love to be naked in front of you.”
    How about you just prance around like a fool in front of the cameras? Less chance of a gal having to break out the pepper spray that way.
    Yeah, just like that; that’s GOOOOOOOD.

  6. Greeeaat. That’s probably what gave her breast cancer.

    Now I hate her as much as I hate him. What a downer.

  7. This story can’t be true. Kylie Minogue hasn’t hung herself with a belt leaving a note that says “I can’t live with the memory.”

  8. Raul Julia’s last film… what a shame.

  9. FruitLoop

    Awesome, well yeah, because sex HAPPENS. Everyone loves fuck’n, everyone! Jean was handsome and buffed out (when he was younger), and this chick was a hot little cutie.

    Movie stars, Musicians, Athletes, their marriages work on a completely different level than your average Joe. Everyone’s Basketball hero from the Olympics, Kobe B is fucking every chick he gets his hands on. He even admitted that cumming on a chicks face is “his thing”.

    Carrie Fisher, when starring in Star Wars said that she was going to fuck SOMEBODY from the cast, and it turned out to be Harrison. She was with Belushi at the time I think.

    Anyway, why dont these stars release more sex tapes. I’d sure rather watch Jean pork this chick than watch that toilet-rat Kim K bang Ray-j.

  10. Beaver Underground

    Love Kylie. Such a sexy little minx. Even at 44 graceful and erotic.

  11. Joe

    Lucky bastard.

  12. “she wasn’t acting like a big star.”

    Well yeah, she had only done Neighbours at that stage! Who the hell cared?

  13. USDA Prime McBeef

    topical news. relevant celebs.

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    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    “cocaine is a hell of a drug”

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    Commented on this photo:

    He’s just recounting his favorite moments from Robin Williams interviews on Leno. Of course JCVD is a Leno guy.

  16. Johnny P!

    Interesting how the tables got turned.
    The Hollywood/Entertainment mantra is usually the women over 40 are ‘old’ and can’t find good roles, while the men get more ‘handsome, masculine and sexy’.
    In this case, though, Kylie is still touring the world and looking beautiful and sexy as ever, and JCVD nowadays looks like thrice warmed-up leftovers past their best-by date.
    Substance abuse ain’t pretty…

  17. anonym

    how could you resist Kylie’s hot ass

  18. meh

    First the xfiles now this guy. Who’s next?

  19. I would have thought that an affair with JCVD would have sent her music career into more of a “Jagged Little Pill” direction as opposed to “Can’t Get You Out of my Head.”

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    You, Mr. Press man…I gonna raise my leg and show you what I think of you.

    Pffffffttttt……

    Oops…well…I getting older you know.

  21. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    How could you NOT have sex with Kylie Minogue? That was exactly my question. I know I wouldn’t be able to resist. This is why you must never get married. It’s just one long fucking guilt trip.

  22. “I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.”

    WTF? So after all that, he’s a damn cherimoya?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/13/3139172450_81095f9c64-001-340_267.jpg[/img]

  23. It’s hard to watch the Muscles from Brussels become the Douchbag from Antwerp

  24. First of all, few girls back in the nineties would have passed on an opportunity to bang JCVD. He was at his prime with a rockin’ body, and Streetfighter was a huge blockbuster release…for that time, at least.

    http://www.picanese.com/pbpics/a21ab870ab46725abef53f0f4647e1af.jpg

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    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    Demonstrating one of the positions he used when “showing Thailand” to Kylie Minogue.

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    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    Jean-Claude Van Damme as Scott Glenn as Special Agent Jack Crawford in The Silence of the Lambs.

  27. Johnny P!

    “I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am…”
    “…And inside that liquid cream was a roofie.
    Do you need to use the rest room? I’ll watch your drink…”

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    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we have all the ingredients (flames, etc.) for a spectacular pyroflatulence demonstration.

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    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    I always get confused between The Riddler and The Joker.
    Apparently he couldnt decide either.

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    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Karate move #26 (wide upright stance): “Sly’s slide first, Chuck’s Cheeto second, black guy best for last.”

  31. splashsos

    MMMMMmmmmm JCVD was sssooooo sexy in his Bloodsport days……still one of my fave movies…..espcially when he is doing the full split….that arse was amazing!

  32. Blech

    This is the hottest and least greasy affair I’ve heard about in weeks!

    (But they still probably weren’t as loud as I was last night.)

  33. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    “Comon, comon, I’m gonna let that loco-bastard do me.”

  34. rawfodog

    There was probably a joke somewhere about Phuket and Bangkok but got lost in the translation.

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