Let me start off by saying I was completely oblivious to the fact that Kylie Minogue was Cammy in the Street Fighter movie which was almost the awesomest random thing I’ve heard all day. I say almost because I learned that bit of trivia from Jean-Claude Van Damme revealing he banged her during filming (while married by the way) and refers to his penis as “Thailand.” Via Kotaku:
Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking.
It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn’t acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.
“It would be abnormal not to have had an affair.” Somewhere Rupert Sanders just went, “Finally, someone who gets it besides my dad.” Then again, this is coming from a man who also said this while trying to seduce a 22-year-old reporter who, surprise, was not his wife:
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.
Wow. I actually get where Van Damme is coming from now. Could you imagine what it would’ve been like if he didn’t describe himself as a hard seed filled with liquid cream? AWKWARD.