has a scan from the upcoming issue of OK! Magazine that features a pretty good shot of the top half of Jayden James Spears’ face. I can’t say for sure, but Jayden James looks infinitely cuter than his older brother Sean Preston (in the circle). Although he could have scales and an extra eye growing out of his cheek and he’d probably still be cuter. Jesus, Sean Preston looks like he could bring dolls to life and turn you into a jack-in-the-box with his mind.
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doodee head | February 16, 2007 at 10:58 am
Butt ugly!
KirBir | February 16, 2007 at 11:00 am
They both seem to have large, funny looking ears.
doodee head | February 16, 2007 at 11:00 am
He has Sonny Bono eyes.
kmddmk | February 16, 2007 at 11:05 am
well, at least this baby is slightly easier on the eyes than harry poter’s ass… he’s always got that going for him
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 11:06 am
“Don’t drop me… doooooon’t drop me…”
IceQueen413 | February 16, 2007 at 11:07 am
Ummmm…. anyone notice that Jayden is wearing a PINK coat?
allykitten85 | February 16, 2007 at 11:07 am
Awwwww HA HA I think they’re cute. I like it how Sean Preston always looks kinda confused and dazed. He’s like an old man who just smoked too much weed :)
aliomali | February 16, 2007 at 11:07 am
i would be mad too if my mom dressed my little brother in pink. ugh.
ImaCracka | February 16, 2007 at 11:12 am
ALl I have to say is through DNA testing Howard K Stern will be shown to be that baby’s father too…
Then as history has shown he will slowly kill all members of the family until he is in line for the money!!!!!!!
23apples | February 16, 2007 at 11:12 am
yeah i noticed the pink coat too, and that baby looks like a girl in the first place.. way to try to confuse your baby Britney. I hope this child doesn’t have gender identity issues when it gets older! But really, I think theyre both cute.. and I agree, both have funny ears.
WiseMan | February 16, 2007 at 11:21 am
WHAT A NASTY STINKING SPROG. THAT TRAILER TURD SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS SHUT. FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING SLUT. THEY NEED TO SHOOT WOMEN LIKE HER.
kamihi | February 16, 2007 at 11:23 am
Ew the pink coated one surely looks like his father – Not a good thing, and at first glimpse it appears that he has a big diamond earring (probably like his daddy) This picture shows how Shitney has spiralled DOWN she looks kinda cute there.
Prince Igor | February 16, 2007 at 11:23 am
blue eyes ? where’s the blue ?
en sp looks doped. went out with mommy last night ?
Prince Igor | February 16, 2007 at 11:24 am
oh and sean preston will want to have those ears fixed
preferably sooner than later.
itspat | February 16, 2007 at 11:26 am
KFed blew waaaay too many bong hits into Sean Preston’s face before he left.
Richie Rich | February 16, 2007 at 11:29 am
Her sons are cute!
sol | February 16, 2007 at 11:29 am
“it smells like mommy spit up again”
danielle | February 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
Sperm omelet number 3 should be on its way any day now.
Sheesh. If she keeps this up, she’ll have her own Federation.
Superevil | February 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
That’s funny, Britney doesn’t look like her usual disgusting self. I’ve got half an erection. Only half.
JungleRed | February 16, 2007 at 11:34 am
Man, superfish guy really hates SP. Is it b/c his eyes are too far apart? As for me, I’ve stopped picking fights with infants. It’s like sparring with the retarded, it less fun than you’d think after a while.
Oh, and I think “wiseman” is with the Taliban. His shit’s getting creepy.
heisthejuan | February 16, 2007 at 11:35 am
Ummm, couldn’t the baby in the larger pic be anybody’s kid. How do we know that is Brit holding him/her?
mane | February 16, 2007 at 11:50 am
Well if that lil dude have blue eyes, mr Federline should run a DNA test immediately, cuz either he or Britney have those… uh by tha way both kids are fugly…
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 11:54 am
6– I was just about to say, wait a fucking minute…..why does she have this kid in pink? but then I remembered, this is Britney spears and we should be happy that the kid isn’t wearing an empty Cheetos bag as a Onesie and an empty KFC bucket on its head as a hat.
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 11:55 am
DanYELL! That was downright witty. Jesus. I’m bewildered and……..and…….reaching for my inhaler all at the same time.
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 11:57 am
Seriously, DanYELL….did you plagarize that?
danielle | February 16, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Damn! Jrz just said I was witty. Is everybody tuning in to this?
I feel all warm inside!!♥♥
Nope! I did it all by my lonesome)
Ya proud?
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I dunno…….I feel like I just dropped 5 tabs of acid and stuck metal in the microwave……I can’t tell yet.
danielle | February 16, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Pregnant again, are we?
KimIsSarcastic | February 16, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Who is the fully clothed person who kidnapped her kid?
KimIsSarcastic | February 16, 2007 at 12:11 pm
The pink coat pic will come back to haunt him when in elementary school he is called Gayden
Clete | February 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Considering the sperm donor & egg donor they look good. At least they do not have Bratney’s wide set fish eyes.(well not quite as wide). Geez Bratney tore herself away from her drinking, smoking and bed hopping to bring her child to the dr.? What a wonderful mom (sarcasm). Well she should have some extra time since she skips bathing, grooming and wearing underpants.
chicagogirl | February 16, 2007 at 12:18 pm
the baby does not look like her or the ex or even the brother….I dont believe its Spears baby…
lickmybutt | February 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm
the wide eyes are a birth defect caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
misanthrope | February 16, 2007 at 12:46 pm
That was the last time Britney showered.
pixi6869 | February 16, 2007 at 1:47 pm
fuck all of you!!! she is beautiful! her kids are amazing! how dare you say such mean terrible things about children!!!! you all will be cursed with ugly children!!! what the fuck has she ever done to you all!!! nothing!!!! look at your life compared to hers!! she is amazing!! you all are terrible!!!!
Smackage | February 16, 2007 at 2:07 pm
With mom being wasted all the time, Jayden probably hasn’t had a chance to get dropped on his head yet
misanthrope | February 16, 2007 at 2:09 pm
@35… You’re fucking retarded!!! No really, you are!!!
Lizzle | February 16, 2007 at 2:12 pm
35!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re scaring me!!!!!!!
pekpekshorts | February 16, 2007 at 3:42 pm
His eyes are like that because he woke up one night to find mom having sex with strangers.
Snorkel | February 16, 2007 at 6:30 pm
@35
She’s inhibited my power of sight with her mutt-children.
logger | February 16, 2007 at 6:51 pm
A kid in a monkey’s hand!!
sumnersgal | February 16, 2007 at 7:14 pm
The future author of “Mommie Dearest II”
NikkiLynn | February 16, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Well, clearly, Jayden got the looks in the family.
Jack Sparrow | February 17, 2007 at 3:20 am
“Jayden lights up the room with his big blue eyes”
Who the fuck does this kid think he is, David Lo Pan?????
greatestntheworld | February 17, 2007 at 10:44 am
Hey, her baby has more hair than she does now. I hope she doesn’t sacrifice him to the gods or something.
fame is funny | February 17, 2007 at 6:08 pm
That’s one bald-ass family…
Lee | February 17, 2007 at 11:27 pm
YOU ARE ALL MEAN, THEY ARE CHILDREN FOR F SAKES! WASTE YOUR TIME SOMEWHERE ELSE
Lambency | February 18, 2007 at 6:35 pm
You came to the wrong website if you want kindness, honey.
lattygirl | February 18, 2007 at 10:59 pm
that baby is way too cute to be the product of spears-federline spawn.
plus…i mean really…what mother (one beyond the 1950s, anyway) would dress her baby boy in powder pink?
but then I suppose its asking too much of britney…common sense and all.
pixi6869 | February 19, 2007 at 8:32 am
i love her!! she is amazing….you all are fucking crazy. what has she ever done to you?? it is her life and why are you here judging her!! fuck you all!!! i guess you all were christina fans. her personal life is none of anyones buisness….don’t hate…maybe if she had a bad song..but look at what you fucks are doing!!! she shaved her head!!! leave her the fuck alone!!! and for fucks sake dont say shit about babies!!! they are so cute!! and the pink coat is obviously to hide the baby from crazy retards like you all.!! the baby could be in all blue and win worlds most beautiful kid and you would still say mean things!! britney is more beautiful and more talented than any of you and thats why you hate!! go get a life and stay out of hers!!! britney wootwoot!