Jayden James Spears makes an appearance

February 16th, 2007 // 52 Comments

has a scan from the upcoming issue of OK! Magazine that features a pretty good shot of the top half of Jayden James Spears’ face. I can’t say for sure, but Jayden James looks infinitely cuter than his older brother Sean Preston (in the circle). Although he could have scales and an extra eye growing out of his cheek and he’d probably still be cuter. Jesus, Sean Preston looks like he could bring dolls to life and turn you into a jack-in-the-box with his mind.


  1. doodee head

    Butt ugly!

  2. KirBir

    They both seem to have large, funny looking ears.

  3. doodee head

    He has Sonny Bono eyes.

  4. kmddmk

    well, at least this baby is slightly easier on the eyes than harry poter’s ass… he’s always got that going for him

  5. RichPort

    “Don’t drop me… doooooon’t drop me…”

  6. IceQueen413

    Ummmm…. anyone notice that Jayden is wearing a PINK coat?

  7. allykitten85

    Awwwww HA HA I think they’re cute. I like it how Sean Preston always looks kinda confused and dazed. He’s like an old man who just smoked too much weed :)

  8. aliomali

    i would be mad too if my mom dressed my little brother in pink. ugh.

  9. ImaCracka

    ALl I have to say is through DNA testing Howard K Stern will be shown to be that baby’s father too…

    Then as history has shown he will slowly kill all members of the family until he is in line for the money!!!!!!!

  10. 23apples

    yeah i noticed the pink coat too, and that baby looks like a girl in the first place.. way to try to confuse your baby Britney. I hope this child doesn’t have gender identity issues when it gets older! But really, I think theyre both cute.. and I agree, both have funny ears.

  11. WiseMan

    WHAT A NASTY STINKING SPROG. THAT TRAILER TURD SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS SHUT. FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING SLUT. THEY NEED TO SHOOT WOMEN LIKE HER.

  12. kamihi

    Ew the pink coated one surely looks like his father – Not a good thing, and at first glimpse it appears that he has a big diamond earring (probably like his daddy) This picture shows how Shitney has spiralled DOWN she looks kinda cute there.

  13. Prince Igor

    blue eyes ? where’s the blue ?

    en sp looks doped. went out with mommy last night ?

  14. Prince Igor

    oh and sean preston will want to have those ears fixed

    preferably sooner than later.

  15. itspat

    KFed blew waaaay too many bong hits into Sean Preston’s face before he left.

  16. Richie Rich

    Her sons are cute!

  17. sol

    “it smells like mommy spit up again”

  18. danielle

    Sperm omelet number 3 should be on its way any day now.

    Sheesh. If she keeps this up, she’ll have her own Federation.

  19. Superevil

    That’s funny, Britney doesn’t look like her usual disgusting self. I’ve got half an erection. Only half.

  20. JungleRed

    Man, superfish guy really hates SP. Is it b/c his eyes are too far apart? As for me, I’ve stopped picking fights with infants. It’s like sparring with the retarded, it less fun than you’d think after a while.

    Oh, and I think “wiseman” is with the Taliban. His shit’s getting creepy.

  21. heisthejuan

    Ummm, couldn’t the baby in the larger pic be anybody’s kid. How do we know that is Brit holding him/her?

  22. Well if that lil dude have blue eyes, mr Federline should run a DNA test immediately, cuz either he or Britney have those… uh by tha way both kids are fugly…

  23. jrzmommy

    6– I was just about to say, wait a fucking minute…..why does she have this kid in pink? but then I remembered, this is Britney spears and we should be happy that the kid isn’t wearing an empty Cheetos bag as a Onesie and an empty KFC bucket on its head as a hat.

  24. jrzmommy

    DanYELL! That was downright witty. Jesus. I’m bewildered and……..and…….reaching for my inhaler all at the same time.

  25. jrzmommy

    Seriously, DanYELL….did you plagarize that?

  26. danielle

    Damn! Jrz just said I was witty. Is everybody tuning in to this?
    I feel all warm inside!!♥♥

    Nope! I did it all by my lonesome)

    Ya proud?

  27. jrzmommy

    I dunno…….I feel like I just dropped 5 tabs of acid and stuck metal in the microwave……I can’t tell yet.

  28. danielle

    Pregnant again, are we?

  29. KimIsSarcastic

    Who is the fully clothed person who kidnapped her kid?

  30. KimIsSarcastic

    The pink coat pic will come back to haunt him when in elementary school he is called Gayden

  31. Clete

    Considering the sperm donor & egg donor they look good. At least they do not have Bratney’s wide set fish eyes.(well not quite as wide). Geez Bratney tore herself away from her drinking, smoking and bed hopping to bring her child to the dr.? What a wonderful mom (sarcasm). Well she should have some extra time since she skips bathing, grooming and wearing underpants.

  32. chicagogirl

    the baby does not look like her or the ex or even the brother….I dont believe its Spears baby…

  33. lickmybutt

    the wide eyes are a birth defect caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.

  34. misanthrope

    That was the last time Britney showered.

  35. pixi6869

    fuck all of you!!! she is beautiful! her kids are amazing! how dare you say such mean terrible things about children!!!! you all will be cursed with ugly children!!! what the fuck has she ever done to you all!!! nothing!!!! look at your life compared to hers!! she is amazing!! you all are terrible!!!!

  36. With mom being wasted all the time, Jayden probably hasn’t had a chance to get dropped on his head yet

  37. misanthrope

    @35… You’re fucking retarded!!! No really, you are!!!

  38. Lizzle

    35!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You’re scaring me!!!!!!!

  39. pekpekshorts

    His eyes are like that because he woke up one night to find mom having sex with strangers.

  40. Snorkel

    @35

    She’s inhibited my power of sight with her mutt-children.

  41. logger

    A kid in a monkey’s hand!!

  42. sumnersgal

    The future author of “Mommie Dearest II”

  43. NikkiLynn

    Well, clearly, Jayden got the looks in the family.

  44. Jack Sparrow

    “Jayden lights up the room with his big blue eyes”

    Who the fuck does this kid think he is, David Lo Pan?????

  45. greatestntheworld

    Hey, her baby has more hair than she does now. I hope she doesn’t sacrifice him to the gods or something.

  46. fame is funny

    That’s one bald-ass family…

  47. Lee

    YOU ARE ALL MEAN, THEY ARE CHILDREN FOR F SAKES! WASTE YOUR TIME SOMEWHERE ELSE

  48. Lambency

    You came to the wrong website if you want kindness, honey.

  49. lattygirl

    that baby is way too cute to be the product of spears-federline spawn.

    plus…i mean really…what mother (one beyond the 1950s, anyway) would dress her baby boy in powder pink?

    but then I suppose its asking too much of britney…common sense and all.

  50. pixi6869

    i love her!! she is amazing….you all are fucking crazy. what has she ever done to you?? it is her life and why are you here judging her!! fuck you all!!! i guess you all were christina fans. her personal life is none of anyones buisness….don’t hate…maybe if she had a bad song..but look at what you fucks are doing!!! she shaved her head!!! leave her the fuck alone!!! and for fucks sake dont say shit about babies!!! they are so cute!! and the pink coat is obviously to hide the baby from crazy retards like you all.!! the baby could be in all blue and win worlds most beautiful kid and you would still say mean things!! britney is more beautiful and more talented than any of you and thats why you hate!! go get a life and stay out of hers!!! britney wootwoot!

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