Jayden James Federline shows his face

June 7th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted in Hawaii with her kids and this is apparently the first “clear” shot of Jayden James Federline. I’m assuming he’s the one without the super wedgie, but all kids look the same so who knows. And I don’t know what happened since these pictures, but it’s hard to even comprehend that this ass and this ass are from the same person. The first one could be of a gun shot victim and it’d look just as related. Slightly less horrifying too.

UPDATE: Pictures now with more cow bell.

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Photo Credit: Ramey

  1. Simon

    Solution to the riddle here : There is 2 Britney Spears, a real one and a clone. Raelian did it my brothers and sisters.

  2. Dementa

    20, yes she is… thanks to constant surgery, injections and lipo. With that amount, any of us “lard assed Americans” could be skinnier than she is.

    99, I agree. In fact, if the photog WAS hired to make her look better, they might be airbrushed. After all that blatant posing… because let’s face it, she’s too dumb to act genuinely unaware.

    And look at her face in that picture. She looks like she’s thinking, “Huuuuuuuuh? Where’d these here smelly-ass booboos come from? I hate touchin’ em! How come I gotta pose with ‘em for the pavarottis?”

  3. Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…

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  4. Lindsay

    Honestly she looks great! Her body looks great! Leave her the fuck alone! She’s a human being

  5. Sakina

    Now I hate Brit Brit’s music and I’m not a blithering “fan”, but I agree with 105. She’s a PERSON, who’s had two kids and some tough shit to deal with. I think she looks great, better than most people with two kids. Its not like she was sucking in and posing for the pics….this is how a real woman is supposed to look. And her ass looks gorgeous!

  6. Sakina

    And to all of you saying you dont want to see her in a bikini….its not like she WANTED these pictures taken and posted everywhere. Shes just trying to enjoy an afternoon with her babies but this is the price of being a celeb…

  7. flamingo

    Brittany is TRASH!!!! I don’t know why people cant see that upon the sight of her. I glad that Justin Timberlake got out before she brought him down a notch or two. I bet Justin’s mom is soooo happy that he did not plant a seed in that trashy nasty looking wanna be. My guess is that Kevin turned her out sexually(thanks to Shar Jackson) and that’s why she fell so hard for him. Brittany don’t let any future orgasims determaine who you fall in love with!!!!!

  8. flamingo

    Brittany is TRASH!!!! I don’t know why people cant see that upon the sight of her. I glad that Justin Timberlake got out before she brought him down a notch or two. I bet Justin’s mom is soooo happy that he did not plant a seed in that trashy nasty looking wanna be. My guess is that Kevin turned her out sexually(thanks to Shar Jackson) and that’s why she fell so hard for him. Brittany don’t let any future orgasims determaine who you fall in love with!!!!!

  9. Sum1

    So jayden is which onee?

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