Well that was the shortest mystery ever. Just hours after speculation over Britney Spears’ new baby, a birth certificate was filed at the L.A. County Registrar-Recorder’s office today confirming that the baby is indeed a boy but that his name is Jayden James Federline and not Sutton Pierce as previously reported.
And Kevin Earl Federline has about the worst signature I’ve ever seen. It’s not even a signature. It looks more like he’s concentrating to just print his name correctly. I’m surprised he was literate enough to write “Father” under his relationship to the child instead of drawing a little picture of a dinosaur.
Full of crap,,he is a boy haha
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Earl? Jesus Christ. The neck just keeps getting redder and redder with each day.
Dammit! Jayden James was a perfect porn star name.
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K-fag’s middle name is ‘Earl’? It just keeps getting better…..
That signature is a forgery- the REAL K-Fed would just use an “x”, or just spit on the paper.
Oh, thank god, we no longer have to ponder the gender of the kid. Now, on to more important matters, like whether Nicole Kidman will attend the wedding of Tom and Katie…
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So much for building up the suspense!
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just goes to show that Brit and kFed are regular readers of the ‘fish’. Thanks for updating us, you two.
jayden jambalaya john jacob jingleheimerschmidt jumpin joey jo jo…..
#3 and #6
very funny! hehehe
I knew it would not be too long until the mystery was solved! It was Mr. Plum in the Library with the Wrench.
Father?
Fuck, it should just say “sperm donor”.
Superfish said:
And Kevin Earl Federline has about the worst signature I’ve ever seen. It’s not even a signature. It looks more like he’s concentrating to just print his name correctly. I’m surprised he was literate enough to write “Father” under his relationship to the child instead of drawing a little picture of a dinosaur.
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Nicholelibra says:
It’s no less than a fucking miracle that he or that hillbillie bitch understand the concept of a birth certificate. I half expected him to use it as rolling paper the moment the registrar gave it to him.
I’m surprised that illiterate fuck didn’t just grab a razor and plant a bloody thumbprint in the ‘name’ section.
“My name is Earl”
Fucking Douche!
Fascinating. No, I mean it, I am really excited, my life is now complete.
Awkward pause…
Okay, I admit it, I am being sarcastic.
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I think Peter from Family Guy really sums up Kevin Federline in this clip:
http://www.trade-movies.com/videos/load.php?in=KEVIN-FEDERLINE~9
hehehehe!
What fucking mystery are they talking about? I knew this evil little wee-gro’s name way back in September.
I remember the day well, as I had just forced Stool Pigeon to throat me.
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/09/say-my-name-bitch.html
Better signature, Homer Simpson or K-Fed?
In my parts, we’d say those two come from “bad stock”.
@15 simon134 – That used to be my favorite show too… not anymore!
finally i will get a full night’s sleep!!!!
I think it’s safe to say that Kevin Federline’s designation from now on should be “Earl.”
Undeserved sense of accomplishment for sure!
K-Fed, you are the BIGGEST Fucking Tool of my generation!
Bravo!
Now all I can hear is Juliette Lewis’s redneck whiney voice in Kalifornia…..”Earl-Lee….I’ll be waitin’ for ya when ya git home….” and then Brad Pitt’s follow-up…”A-dell, put your teet back in your dress!”
#10 – joey jo jo jr. schabadoo???
devodevo – do i know you?
I still think they should have just named him Fucked………
Speaking of K-Fed, I noticed that idiot constantly makes these hilarious “Yo,Yo Homie, Word” hand motions that I guess are supposed to be like gang signals (?) My Lord, why oh why can’t I meet this guy just to taunt him with the love and then…. kick his ass.
JJ Spears — DYNOMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J.J. Spears, now that’s funny?! This will put them right at the top of the Wigger newsletter. Right above “Vanilla Ice’s Birthday Coming Soon!”.
Another thing, how the heck does TMZ keep getting this stuff. There’s a rat in the house!…
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Angry Ferret, you’re the man. I bow down to your superior celebrity knowing-it-allness.
Shmoody used the JJ/Dy-no-MITE joke I was planning to use.
Simon 134 also used the “My Name is Earl” comment I had reserved for backup.
It appears I have arrived too late at the ball!
@31 I will give you back the joke if you give me some french toast sticks . . . yummm
K-Earl (pronounced Kay-Hurl)?
Hate to rain on your parade, especially since he is such a douche and all, but I don’t think that’s KE-Fed’s signature. I think it’s that Katz guy listed underneath.
However, nothing can change the fact that his middle name matches his fashion sense.
the baby is actually the one they used in the Suri Cruise shoot….damn that kid gets around!
Jayden? Sutton? Who gives a fuck,just pimp out his crib into a shiny Double Wide and call him Billy-Ray why dont ya.
shmoody, well played old chap! Now lets see if it sticks.
Is it me, or is it weird to have a scheduled C-section at 1 in the morning….
What’s even more sad is the nice literate people who prepared the certificate typed the DATE of the signing on the form…but K-Earl still wrote it in wrong beside his sad excuse for a signature. Go figure.
#32: french toast stix are even better when battered in beer and dunked in gin.
It’s White Trash Heaven…(swooning)
lol, i guess we’re all saved weeks or months of retarded coverage