Jayde Nicole in a bikini

September 14th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women’s faces are perceived by men. And that point is: What were you just saying? Babe, I swear to God I was listening.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Photoshop Police

    attention models: stop using botox and collagen and all that other injectable crap that you don’t need, makes you uglier, and ruins your facial expression.

    I fail to understand why a playmate of the year still thinks she needs to improve her looks afterward… YOU’RE FREAKIN PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR! HOW MUCH MORE HOT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET?

  2. Zee Brat

    At least the tattoo is original.

    I don’t think she has a boob job. Most dumb chicks pick something much larger.

  3. RtSS

    Respect the Camel Toe!!! KTT – Baby… Know The Toe!!! KTT…

    That ass needs to be respected. I will respect it with a salute from my schlong. Jayde, do you want your brown starfish tickled? Call me.

  4. Martina

    I’m surprised that she didn’t tattoo “easy access” down there.

  5. rct

    super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.

  6. rct

    super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.

  7. She's trying to be trailer trash

    Why would ANY woman have the word “respect” tattood above her pussy? Respect what? Her vagina? WTF? Nice; another trailer trash dumbass. She probably has a tattoo on her ass that says “Insert Here” with an arrow pointing to her asshole…

  8. Duke Steele

    Hey look! Its Shannon Doherty. Oh no wait a minute. Wrong lopsided face.

  9. timmy the dying boy

    Here’s something most people don’t know: Aretha Franklin has RESPECT tattooed above her pussy, too. It’s true, Google it if you don’t believe me.

  10. iamsofool925

    Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more

    and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the

    world be??

  11. What the fuck am i supposed to respect? The fact that you put shitty tattoos next to your smelly, overused vagina?

  12. very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini…

  13. very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini…

  14. snapin her nipples

    #51- I have known lots of true 9′s & 10′s (btw, no woman is a 10 after 30 years old). One thing that I found they all had in common. The hotter they were, the more insecure they are. They seemed to be chasing perfection. They never thought they were beautiful enough. They all knew the power they held over men & many woman. That they were lusted after. Once their looks began to fade, they lost their power.

    I dated a true 9.5+. She had natural 34D breasts. Nicer tits than jessica simpson had in her prime. “Kriston” once pulled her top down, flashing me. She said, “these will take me anywhere I want to go, including the South of France”.

  15. Do her in that perfect ass

    To bad this chick is such an idiot. She dates the moron jenner. He has his own name tat’d in HUGE letters across his chest. A real fuckin moron. She has a perfect bod though.

  16. Dread not

    11. Amy – September 14, 2009 5:53 PM

    Faces actually do matter….which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.

    *

    For me, a woman’s face is ALMOST a non-issue. If she has what I CONSIDER an attractive body and some sort of charisma, then she’s fair game. For the record, IMO, Lady Gaga is pretty hot. There’s nothing about her persona that seems overtly appealing. But her body is kickin’, she’s got a sweet ass and nice legs, no doubt about it. She’s doable.

    As for Jayde Nicole? She’s a hotter, younger, uber-feminine version of a tattooless, Kat Von D.

  17. ROUGH daddy

    Did Shannon Doherty jiffy lube her face too? i want to see some pics of that,,,

  18. Parker

    Thank you God for making the photographer take that close-up shot of her ass. It makes it so much more pleasant to imagine how nice it would feel to slide my weiner between those sweet cheeks and buttfuck her. Amen.

  19. Eva

    Something about her eyes is wrong and bothers me to hell. They’re too far apart.

    I’ll admit she’s got a nice body aside from that weird looking belly button. Least it’s not an outie.

  20. Sexyface

    i so want to lick her vag MMmmmmmm…i think erm…il eat out today…ahahaha

  21. AGame

    hot bod – horrible face. too much plastic surgery. must have had an even fuglier mug.

    poor thing.

    i wld still dip my ballz in it though.

  22. Inspector

    is it me or does her tat spell “inspect”
    i will have to inspect this…

  23. Darth

    The tan looks quite allright.

  24. Rhialto

    Why isn’t she wearing her floaties?

  25. Now I don’t know a thing about this girl but I would imagine that tattoo should say “I have little to no respect” or “violate with disrespect”. Just sayin’.
    http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/

  26. Nameless

    Stick a buck up her vag…when she complains…you can tell her you are just paying your respects.

  27. rubyskye

    How could she possibly have that tattooed there? Should be replaced with ridiculous

  28. Kelley

    At least her tits are real !!

  29. kris

    butter face
    wide hips
    cankles
    vag-tat
    grose

  30. jake

    Is that octomom?

  31. John Walters

    Wow. Ur all losers. Except for those that said she’s half-decent. For the rest, including “this guy (Superficial)”, …Have You Ever Left the House?? Guess Not! See that on any shore over and over. ORDINARY!! Across the board!!

  32. lisa

    great skin!

  33. mocha

    ughh…she looks like a hotter version of Joss Stone

  34. jily

    She is hot, just saw her profile on—–interracialsearching.com—–so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can’t believe it.

  35. dooshbag

    Nothing says classy like “respect” tattooed above your gash.

  36. lovinglife

    She is stunning from head-to-toe! I have known Jayde since grade seven and guess what… they are real! I hope you guys look good in the colour green!

  37. BUTTER FACE….

    Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.

  38. BUTTER FACE….

    Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.

  39. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx

    need sauce on that video now.

  40. hair is very nice … bikini as …

  41. bikini color too sweet …

  42. James

    you are a thief and its not nice to take some one poems 45. cuby I’m so mad at you!!!!!!!!!!

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  44. Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.

  45. Commented on this photo:

    Really special!

  46. Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst tattoo ever

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