Jayde Nicole in a bikini

September 14th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women’s faces are perceived by men. And that point is: What were you just saying? Babe, I swear to God I was listening.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Respect

    Damn, am I first? She’s hot

  2. Jethro

    Wow……..first.

  3. John

    I love her “respect” tattoo just right above her vag. Talk about classy.

  4. Jethro

    congrats to respect, damn. LOL
    Yeah, she’s hot.

  5. It should be illegal for hot girls to get tattoos. Tats are so trashy, end of story.

  6. Respect

    Had “respect” on my mind . . . . .

  7. izzo

    Respect the pussy bitches

  8. Tad Bit Tipsy

    That tattoo is on the wrong side…. it should be “Respect That Ass!!!”
    Because, damn what an ass….

  9. Dr Truth

    @5 this girl is trash.

  10. Ganja

    Wouldn’t the placement of her tatoo be considered an oxymoron he he.

  11. Amy

    Faces actually do matter….which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.

  12. skinflute

    ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn’t convinced you she’s all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.

  13. skinflute

    ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn’t convinced you she’s all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.

  14. Tamara Knight

    Respect her vag !

  15. Superman

    Holy mother fucker she’s hot

  16. HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY “IMPACT” ON IT?? SWEET!

  17. HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY “IMPACT” ON IT?? SWEET!

  18. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  19. Mole

    I still don’t get why her face is lopsided.

  20. MRB

    Not only is she smoking hot, but she’s also Canadian!! :D

  21. Yup

    Ha she must know that her face isn’t as appealing since she’s reminding everyone to respect her as they stare at her crotch – lovely just lovely

  22. Taz

    I’d like to spoof all over that tat

  23. Tamara Knight

    #19 It could be because of Bell’s Palsy ?

  24. Meugh

    This site needs to buy some INTERNETS and fast. Slowest piece of shit in existence.

  25. ROUGH daddy

    Im trying to pin point @ what this broad have done to her face, but I cant put my finger on it…there’s various aspect to her face in different lights…

    Pretty good body though…Id slow down on the “hot”thing till i see proof…

  26. owwww very veryy sexyy

  27. sam

    Daaaaang what I could do to her… but i think i would be to much for here.. lol

  28. Tad Bit Tipsy

    How could you respect something that still probably smells and tastes like lettuce…

  29. not bad

    She is definately hot. But she is most likely a dumb fuck. As evidenced by that “Respect” tat right above her TWAT. Can you imagine getting ready to stick your dick into a vadge with respect tat’d right above it. I would finish her off with a Donkey Puch, just because of that.

  30. titsonsnack

    The things dudes respect the most are chicks who take their clothes off for money and get jailhouse tattoos on their pussies. So much respect.

  31. She's fuckin nuts

    Her choice of nail polish is hideous also.

  32. tats lulz

    respect? I thought it said “Inspect” and was all set to do so.

  33. She………Nice.

  34. Her left eye is significantly higher than her right eye. I wish I hadn’t noticed that, but now I can’t unsee it.

  35. mel

    Why does nobody notice how stupid her face looks? She could play Shannen Doherty.

  36. minx

    how dare this bitch claim her tits are real

  37. Leia

    She is really quite beautiful, trashy ho-ness aside. Comparable with Megan Fox in a flattering photo. That lettuce bikini she wore that time made me want to vomit though. And her tattoo is fucking stupid.

  38. She looks like a Sloth from Goonies with that one low eye… a hot Sloth from Goonies…

  39. Freddo

    Holy crap with those weird eyes too close together, and the permanently open mouth she looks like the love child of George W Bush and Heidi Montag.

    Great ass though.

    Slutty tattoo though. I too thought it said ‘Inspect’

    I bet she’s as dumb as a dead fart.

  40. ___

    Let it be known that if you comment on this site, and your comment is “I’d hit it,” you’re a fucking tool. Period. And furthermore, if you are that much of a tool, it’s a pretty safe assumption that you wouldn’t hit shit. You’d just sit there and do nothing. Becuase you have no game whatsoever.

    Yes, I am talking to you #18. And #22, you’re just as bad.

  41. California Red

    “respect” tattoo on vag visible in every bikini shot = more porn star than playmate.

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  43. M

    nice body. busted face.

  44. bewbiegirl

    It is said she is looking for a young handsome baby on a famous celeb&wealthy romance site __SeekRichBeauty.com___

  45. Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you

    sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.

    To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to….well, if this poem

    interest u, how about communicate with me?

  46. Crocoduck

    Weird plastic tits, butter face, idiotic tattoo. Other than these, she’s the complete package!

  47. Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you

    sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.

    To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to….well, if this poem

    interest u, how about communicate with me ?

  48. so

    Gorgeous body; shame about the face.

  49. Albert Gore

    1. Her face looks like she had a stroke.
    2. Anyone that would tatoo “respect” over their twat has none.

  50. bubble

    why respect anything you have to teach

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