Jay Leno and Conan O’ Brien
Jay Leno has officially announced his retirement from The Tonight Show and will step down in 2009. Sadly, this means we’ll still have to endure 5 more years of the big chinned “comedian.” On the bright side though, the comedy genius that is Conan O’ Brien has been appointed his successor. I can’t really put into words how much of a shmuck I think Leno is. His attempts at humor are always a disaster, he checks out every attractive guest he has (checks out as in looks them up and down and then proceeds to carry out the rest of the interview staring at their breasts), and he’s constantly making inappropriate sexual remarks. Jay Leno is a 54 year old pervert who somehow scored a job where he can oggle celebrities on a daily basis and make disturbingly inappropriate advances on young female guests. He does own a Ford GT though, so I guess he’s not all bad.