Jay-Z runs some sort of town and other news

August 20th, 2009 // 13 Comments


- Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs all over the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sting’s daughter completely murders his image. [PopEater]

- Paris Hilton ducks $8 million lawsuit. Still has the clap. [PopSugar]

- Joan Rivers won’t be alone in a kitchen with Mel Gibson. Her words. [Splash News]

- Sarah Jessica Parker gives Madonna a run for her money for the title of “Hands that I’d Rather Saw My Penis Off Before I Let Them Touch Me.” [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s brothers might get their own reality show. Of course. [Socialite Life]

- Renee Zellweger’s face hurts me. [Just Jared]

- Lady GaGa wears vampire teeth now. I guess this was the next logical step. Followed by a propeller beanie. [I’m Not Obsessed]


  1. Crocoduck


  2. Crocoduck

    I mean 1st. And I wish that Lady GaGa would just go the bloody hell back into obscurity where she belongs.

  3. gigi

    OMG Rihanna’s voice!! it’s like barbed wire being dragged across my ear drums– she’s so lucky she’s cute [i.e. got a cute hair cut, wears her makeup well & gets to wear cute clothes]

  4. go to pornsider.com

  5. Rupert

    Lady Gaga is the new Grace Jones.

    I would’ve banged Grace Jones, too.

  6. yeayurr

    Kanye’s lines aren’t that bad for once. I can actually listen to them without autotune!

  7. Hope CB got Ike Tuner and James Brown on speed dial…This video needs a retort…

  8. long peen

    Where can i see this video? link maybe :D?
    “removed by copyright holder”

  9. lindsay

    I found a great dating site________S e e k i n g R i c h . C o m________.
    The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
    what’s the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
    I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!

  10. TheAdmiral

    It seems like Lady GaGa is just giving everything a try. Except wearing pants.

  11. Darth

    Clip is gone!?

  12. Galtacticus

    No clippie?!

  13. jonasfan

    Kanye and Jay are satanists, and they suck at rap because I think rap as a genre sucks…that’s all goodnight.

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