Jay-Z runs some sort of town and other news

The Superficial | August 20, 2009 - 9:36 pm


- Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs all over the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sting’s daughter completely murders his image. [PopEater]

- Paris Hilton ducks $8 million lawsuit. Still has the clap. [PopSugar]

- Joan Rivers won’t be alone in a kitchen with Mel Gibson. Her words. [Splash News]

- Sarah Jessica Parker gives Madonna a run for her money for the title of “Hands that I’d Rather Saw My Penis Off Before I Let Them Touch Me.” [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s brothers might get their own reality show. Of course. [Socialite Life]

- Renee Zellweger’s face hurts me. [Just Jared]

- Lady GaGa wears vampire teeth now. I guess this was the next logical step. Followed by a propeller beanie. [I’m Not Obsessed]