The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

May 19th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce‘s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your cracker kid wants to be a rapper like “Uncle Jay” when he grows up. Bitch, how’s HOV supposed to be selling albums when you out there running your mouth about how he comes over every Sunday for gluten free Melba toast on the veranda? You think Don Cheadle tells every motherfucker he sees about Organic Frittata Friday? Hell no.

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  1. NOPE. I still want to know #whatjaysaidtosolange. Nice distraction technique though.

  2. I really don’t care to watch that video. Anything to distract for the elevator fight, right?

  3. JungleRed

    I smell divorce.

  4. “No, honey, I don’t recognize you with the mask on. My sister won’t even know your there.”
    “Bitch nearly took my head off.”
    “She open-palm slapped you.”
    “I COULDA DIED!”

  5. Any of the fake trailers in Grindhouse >>> This stupid shit.

  6. This is one of the best headline I’ve ever read.

  7. Wonder if they can get a 2 for 1 divorce lawyer deal with the Goop/Martins?

  8. YWFN

    “The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer” is the greatest headline for a written piece EVER.

  9. slayer

    WHAT IS THIS

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