The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce’s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your cracker kid wants to be a rapper like “Uncle Jay” when he grows up. Bitch, how’s HOV supposed to be selling albums when you out there running your mouth about how he comes over every Sunday for gluten free Melba toast on the veranda? You think Don Cheadle tells every motherfucker he sees about Organic Frittata Friday? Hell no.