Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2014

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned down an invite to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding.
The 99 Problems hitmaker and the Pretty Hurts star are said to have rejected the chance to attend the nuptials, which are expected to take place in France, because they don’t want to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

*gets down on knees, bows head* Dear Heavenly Father, please forgive me, your lost and foolish servant, for all those times I doubted your existence. I was as stupid as I was blind to the wondrous workings of your ways. Surely, in this hour of my arrogance, you have shown me the light of your power and majesty, and from this day forth, I will tell others of the glory of your good news. Starting now: Hey, guys, Jesus’ dad ruined the pisscow’s wedding! We should go to church and shit!

Amen.

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