Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

April 22nd, 2014 // 19 Comments
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So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned down an invite to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding.
The 99 Problems hitmaker and the Pretty Hurts star are said to have rejected the chance to attend the nuptials, which are expected to take place in France, because they don’t want to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

*gets down on knees, bows head* Dear Heavenly Father, please forgive me, your lost and foolish servant, for all those times I doubted your existence. I was as stupid as I was blind to the wondrous workings of your ways. Surely, in this hour of my arrogance, you have shown me the light of your power and majesty, and from this day forth, I will tell others of the glory of your good news. Starting now: Hey, guys, Jesus’ dad ruined the pisscow’s wedding! We should go to church and shit!

Amen.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Maybe Jay Z can send one of his employees in his stead. Like say, Kris Humphries. Oh wait a minute.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Jeans Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The jeans aren’t torn to be stylish. The needed the extra material for her ass.

  3. Greg

    I’m pretty sure Kanye and Kim aren’t getting married by the Heavenly Father, more like Mammon or Plutus. This makes me wonder, do JayZ and Beyonce object to the Reality show or the fact that they’re not getting paid?

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    Cerberus, three-headed guardian of the underworld.

  5. Ken

    My guess is that Jay Z and Beyonce just don’t like the smell of ass and stale pee.

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    She always looks like she has a poopy diaper from this angle

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    CuriousTroll
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    Her ass looks like a black garbage bag filled with cottage cheese that’s ready to burst.

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    JO JO
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    Horrible Ill fitting Thousand dollar jeans ever!

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    Gross
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    Disgusting

  10. Swearin

    Would it be awkward if Jay Z and Beyonce sent them a box of Omaha Steaks as a consolation?

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    Not only does Kim’s unholy ass eat through our souls, it eats through denim as well.

  12. LOL! That’s exactly what these two assholes deserve.

  13. kery

    fat ass start a diet !!

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    anonymous
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    Those must be mafia jeans. Looks like a party up front but every thing is covered up and hidden in the rear.

    What’s with the Gayfish mouth?

  15. Beautiful

    Well what does she expect , karma is a bitch when you dog out a good dude like Kris Humphries for her own publicity and now she want people to attend her dream wedding!!! Please I would tell her “no” too just not be in her drama wedding. Don’t nobody want that embarrassment especially someone as important as Jay-Z and Queen B. Beside Kim K like to show boat too much. I believe weddings should be a private thing not to be shown off in the public eye just so you can say you got all of this and then some. Other celebrities don’t want to film in that way so she get what she deserves, no shows!!!!

  16. Maryleni

    Not even Kanya, Jay’ Z’s BFF, can pull the porn star from the Z-list to the D-list. LOL Wonder if Kanye will take it personally?

  17. I’d love to see who else declined the invitation. Like maybe Oprah or Lindsay Lohan. Maybe Nikki Minaj…On the other hand it might be fun to show up just to eat and run. There’s bound to be some first class chow at the reception.

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