Here’s Jax From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Allegedly Stealing Sunglasses
You’re telling me that’s not the face of a criminal mastermind? GTFO.
I don’t know enough shit about Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert to write about their divorce, but I have sat through episodes of Vanderpump Rules for the same reason every man has: Sassy restaurant drama! You can’t beat it. So here’s security footage of Jax Taylor allegedly shoplifting sunglasses in Hawaii because not every reality career can end proudly with anal porn. Someone should really tell these kids that going in.