Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler is denying that a sex tape of Lauren exists. Heidi and Spencer were on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday and claimed the rumors about the tape are absolutely true. Heidi even claimed that Jason was trying to sell it. Us Magazine reports:
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”
Okay, there’s an easy way to sort this out: Let’s put all four of these jokers in a room and toss a grenade in. Whoever survives is, obviously, the liar – and gets fed to a shark. Damn, I should negotiate peace treaties. Someone book me a flight to the Middle East. And don’t forget my shark.
bunch of dumb, press-hungry cunts
What a bunch of fatty fat fat pigs! Discusting blubber everywhere.
She may be as dumb as a bag full of hammers, but hot damn does Heidi have one fuckable ass…..
Wow, such great role models for kids………
fuckable only if you get to use the bag of hammers on her afterwards.
Heidi looks smoking hot in that cover….I’d fuck the pea-size brains out of her,
what are you guys talking about? heidi is a multipurpose toolbag. Audrina is the hottest one on this cover
what are you guys talking about? heidi is a multipurpose toolbag. Audrina is the hottest one on this cover
oh no more justin bobby? ha. he looked better with long hair anyways.
oh no more justin bobby? ha. he looked better with long hair anyways.
Seriously, who are these no-talent fake skanks and why are they considered “famous”???
I don’t see any difference between these four peaheads and a blow up doll !
the only use : bangging them
If I cared any less about this,it would be because I’ve actually died.I’ll be so glad when this herd of talentless cunts finally go the fuck away.
i can shit out better looking shit compared to these girls
wait correction, my dog shits out better looking shit compares to the looks of these girls
actually, i’m easy. so i’d fuck em all, but only after i crushed their skulls with a cinderblock
If I had my way I would make them all eat eachother out in a box formation while I piss on them from above.
I would eat at that buffet for $6.95.
I heard they met at millionaire-whore-friends.com
I miss 90210.
you guys are all pretty disgusting. defense mechanism ’cause none of you can get a hot girl? hm i think so
For now on when talking about girls from that hit MTV show “The Hills” or Montag, we should throw the words “undeservingly” in front of what they are doing:
Heidi Montag UNDESERVINGLY went to the white house last week.
The girls from the hill UNDESERVINGLY were on the cover of the Rolling Stones.
Wow, that hit show the hill is UNDESERVINGLY popular.
Fish your solution to their problem would work for so many situations, it’s just ridiculous. At minimum, your grenade plan should be applied to all people involved in religious and/or political discussions.
19, you are right. I can’t get laid so I come here to degrade celebs that will never see my comment. Relax please and STFU unless you have something funny to say.
should jason be driving drunk or punching random people right now?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pretty panties……………………………
22, your idea of funny is a piss joke…how profound.
anyway, i agree with 20. but its also undeservingly addicting.
These chicks are proof positive that we are truly living in the last days.
I’m mostly disgusted that these girls are on the cover of Rolling Stone.
At least Lauren is the spokesperson for Avon’s Mark line of cosmetics. She seems respectable, but more importantly doesn’t radiate idiocy every second of the day like Heidi does. That should count for something right?
i think the funniest (and most telling) part is that audrina and heidi are clearly posing, trying to be the sexiest. just look at their legs. no women stand like that in real life, let me tell you, unless they are wearing booty shorts and want men to think about fucking them. they’re both staring right into the fucking camera. they’re both really ugly and orange.
but lauren and lo are just having fun with each other. i hate heidi. she’s such a retard. at least lauren goes to college.
wft? they’re on the cover of rolling stone?
fuck. someone kill me now.
25, I knew I should have gone with the ass to mouth joke :(
People always believe the first thing they hear. Any subsequent denials (no matter how emphatic) counterintuitively serve only to reinforce the factuality of the event in the minds of the audience regardless of whether or not it ever actually occurred. Even if irrefutable evidence that directly contradicts that initial impression eventually comes to light, people still tend to continue to believe the falsehood.
I have never seen The Hills, but my belief that it would be a complete waste of time to watch even five seconds of it is now irredeemable thanks to you good people. Similarly, I will be on the lookout for the Lauren Conrad sex tape for the rest of my life not so much because of Spencer Pratt’s assertions, but rather because of Jason Wahler’s denials.
This Heidi Montag. Heidi Montag with all those little outfits, jumping around there , half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to – why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Heidi Montag? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is – is just bogus
No. 32 you’re so right on every level: ‘Even if irrefutable evidence that directly contradicts that initial impression eventually comes to light, people still tend to continue to believe the falsehood.’……Like, err, the Bible for instance……
Rolling Stone has officially jumped the shark. they probably did it a long time ago… but wtf, are they trying to become OK! or something?
Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks Shit !!!
This stupid ass story is why I quit buying Rolling Stone Mag.
It’s nothing more than a billion advertisements and ” Entertainment Tonight” these days.
Now if they put that story back in, that they killed, about Lauren Conrad fucking that goat ……
Then they might have something there
30 – seriously! the first think i thought when i looked at this page was what the fuck has gone wrong at rolling stone. isn’t it supposed to be a good magazine?
34 (English Bob),
You are correct my son…..but what a great ride it has been.
Can you imagine, all this time people ACTUALLY thought i could talk as a baby, walk on water, etc. etc.
Let me tell you what was really up…..we just had some FUNK Dank to smoke all day long. Greens my son…..we had Mad Greens to smoke.
Walking on water…..who the fuck really believed that one. HA JOKES ON YOU GUYS!
DUMB ASS SHOW FOR STUPID UHMERICANS.
/Rolling Stone is so laughable now, would never read that shit
Wow! What a row a sexy gorgeous feet! Heaven!
Rolling Stone lost its last shred of relevance at least 20 years ago. Right about the time they started covering rap music. Jan Wenner needs to be put down like the old dog he is..
what has happened to Rolling Stone magazine?? And, #39, MOST “uhmericans” don’t watch this retarded shit.
A scientology ad. on thesuperficial, WTF
I’m done here, never again
A scientology ad. on thesuperficial, WTF
I’m done here, never again
I have never watched this show nor heard any of these chicks speak but Heidi has a really great body. I wish I looked like that.
#33 favourite Family guy rant ever. thanks.
The only hills I care about are the hills of blow on my bedroom mirror. Come to papa….
WHO? What the fuck is the hills???
Does the brunette skank have downs syndrome? Why are her eyes so fucked up?
hey jesus, remember gettin all baked up and passing out? me and the other apostles hung you up on that cross in the back yard? that shit was comical.
There is no logical conflict between the statements, if placed in a temporal context:
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine..
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”