Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

March 30th, 2009 // 86 Comments

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.

I was holding flowers!

Photos: Splash News

  1. Really?

    Want to know about girlfriend Alex? Read all about it in the comments here while its here
    http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/jason_statham/jason_statham_collects_gorgeous_cars_20090311.php

  2. testing

    Also those who are saying he has a beer gut should look at the shirtless pics more closely, there is a huge difference between having big abs and having a beer gut

  3. I definitely would love it if a guy dressed up like Batman for me….AMAZING I TELL YOU!!!!

  4. Birthday Girl

    He’s better looking in his movies (who isn’t?) – he’s not the type of guy I like to look at pictures of but I bet if I met him in real life I would be totally smitten. Gavin Rossdale on the other hand is prepubescent looking and I’m not into that.

  5. el ces

    *LOL*

    “Don’t look in the package.”

  6. Evey

    Unbelievably sexy – what I would do to that man given half the chance…..Can you imagine what he’d be like in bed……All you litle pussy boys – Jason is what a real man looks like. Grrrrrr

  7. The transporter movies blow, but, I really like him in other movies (The Bank Job; Revolver; Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrels; The Italian Job).

    Plus, he’s hot. I’d do him.

  8. mmmmmmmm

    yummy!

  9. ls

    sexy because hes British. if he was something else.. then no.

  10. RB

    Who is this goddamned shitstain, pencilneck weakling anyway? Anyone ever heard of him?

  11. alex why?

    is that really his girlfriend or does she “work” for him? she is soooooo not cute. his movies and stunts are dope. he looks like he hates her in every picture. how could he spend so much time with her? he must be a loser.

  12. amen

    he is cute. the girl- YUCK BAD NEWS

  13. WE REALLY MUST FEEL SORRY, folks?

  14. Thank you Fish!

    Statham is SO hot, you knocked it outta the park with this one! All of us ladies are grateful.

  15. doug

    yeh

    this east london boy could break every intartweb blog coward that posts on here in half and go for a fu**ing coffee…………….you people are so pathetic, oh please please please will one of you ever actually have to confront another human being and not ur keyboard………ghey, gehy and more ghey

    and after thats off my chest……………couldn’t my m8 get a more fit lookin’ bird than this ???……….shes like 20 something with cellulite……….wtf ???

    guess shes a good lay, cos u can do betta than this m8

  16. jakebarnes

    He looks like a young James Gandolfini

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  18. mchugendong largenuts

    Batman in the shower chicks love. Did you have your junk prominantly displayed along with the flowers and yell I AM THE BATMAN???? If not there’s your problem.

  19. lilimayhem

    lol…Every time I see this guy I want to throw oil at him…he looks good in oil.

  20. I have to tip my hat to Jason (my wife adores him and being a Brit, Martial Artist and Attitude) I can see why she likes him.

    He is a very underestimated actor and should get more larger roles.

  21. ahahaha

    git it in mah belleeeeey!
    hahahaha
    oh gosh when will straight men realize that being puffy like this is not so hot

  22. fish

    fish, thanks for trying.

    if you wanna post some eyecandy post some swimmer pics

  23. john magopoulos

    what sunglasses are those.

  24. snufalupagous

    To john magopolous, before you go worrying about copying her sunglasses and idly worshipping false idols, maybe you should read up on her. she is the ex gf of party promoter Dean May who hooked her up to the hollywood food chain and feeding trough. Read up on Dean here, and make sure you read the last comment about Ms. Sunglasses Hut. http://thedirty.com/?p=32625

  25. ada

    I’m an open girl! I like strong guys like him. Do you want to date with me? Do you want to have an amazing night? If so, please join in –?–seekbi.com–?–

  26. Kayleigh C

    57…. Revolver is a terrible movie. not his fault, richie’s fault.

  27. john m

    dont care about her im talking about jasons

  28. debutante

    That is One Sexy Mother F**Ker ! Yum, yum, give me some.

  29. debutante

    That is One Sexy Mother F**Ker ! Yum, yum, give me some.

  30. Pretty good-looking guy.

  31. What women doesn’t love that man? I’m pretty sure I’d pay everything in my wallet, which isn’t a whole lot, just to go swim with him.

    What a sexy sexy man!

  32. Blood,sweat and tears! One time guess who’s going to be his coach! I can’t wait!

  33. Unbelievably – Sexy Can I have the opportunity of the half to be man ….. You imagine what it is like in bed …… All you litle cat – a real man can do boy Jason looked like. Grrrrrr

  34. I guess the characters Jason plays on screen represents the dark moody type of guy who is not into conversation but can be relied on to take control of any situation. A bit like the knight in shining armour that rescues the damsel in distress.

  35. I got to hand it to Jason, he looks like he is in very good shape, must be all the hardcore action movies he makes! Still my favourite ever role for him was in Lock Stock..Still love that movie even after so many years..

  36. Mandi

    I wish a man would dress in a Batman suit and hide in the shower for me. Chivalry is dead.

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