Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

March 30th, 2009 // 86 Comments

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.

I was holding flowers!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Josie

    hahhahah

  2. bald guy

    FIRST to give rimjobs!

  3. Wendy

    So, these days, a guy with only half a beer gut is the hottest man alive? That’s just great.

  4. Pic 1 looks like that grainy video of big foot sighting! Long Live Jet-li

  5. Lain

    Does he always look like he’s taking a mega-shit?

  6. Richard McBeef

    The transporter was a lot better when he was gay. Going straight in 3 killed it… and my hard-on.

  7. Jrz

    Who the fuck is he?

  8. Jrz

    In the first two pictures, he has the same posture as the famous Bigfoot picture
    http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

  9. Guess what race? No, really, guess!

    Police in Milton, Mass., say they walked into “a killing field.” [Watch the video] One officer, according to The Associated Press, actually witnessed Kerby Revelus decapitating his 5-year-old sister, Bianca. Revelus, according to police, also stabbed to death his 17-year-old sister, Samantha, and was chasing his 9-year-old sister, Sarafina, with a knife, when Milton Police shot him dead.

  10. n

    He’s hot. He’s usually pretty ripped in his movies, but I guess he’s allowed to slack off when he’s not working. Still, despite the pouch, I’d still hit that.

  11. I’m guessing six months pregnant. Nice tits.

  12. BEE

    I LOVE THIS MAN. GREAT ACTOR AND GOOD LOOKING. NOT HAPPY ABOUT HIS PICK IN WOMEN THOUGH.

  13. Wasn’t there a post on Friday that said the Fish was going on hiatus? Maybe Fich doesn’t know what that word means.

  14. Jason Statham

    Beer…now!!!!!!

    Git in mah bellay!!!

  15. Mr. Right

    You know, in situations like that last picture, almost always you get get away with quickly sliding a finger into the girl’s ass, then running.

  16. testing

    Waaaaaaay hot, I just suffered through transporter 3 this weekend, he is lucky he is hot cause his movies are pretty shitty

  17. My wife wants to quote “lick his bald head”… good god I hope she means the one with ears…

  18. Kayleigh C

    OMG…amazing.

  19. Jrz

    That’s odd Rich….I want to kick his bald head.

  20. Chris Brown

    Rihanna once told me she thought he was the hottest guy. A few minutes later she asked if we had ice and a facecloth.

  21. R. Kelly

    I want to urinate on his bald head.

  22. Vicki

    I’m glad so few people think he’s hot because I think that makes my chances better. I’ll take him beer gut and all.

  23. M. Gandhi

    I used to love to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over a woman’s body.

  24. Well Jrz, I had to remind my wife that “cockney” shouldn’t be taken to literally mean his cock swings by his knee… I mean if it did I’d speak cockfoot I suppose…

  25. Kim Kardashian

    #21 – I want to be there so I can catch the rebound on my face.

  26. mamamiasweetpeaches

    My husband has a little man crush on him.
    I totally dont see the appeal.
    And Im not a fan of his movies either,
    Oh well.
    I wont be sitting through any more of that CRANK shit any time soon. Fool me once.

  27. Dr. Phil

    Your husband is out cruising gay bars.

  28. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Sadly, no. Hes not. Hes staying home renting those shitty CRANK movies.

  29. Catchikan

    his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!

  30. Catchikan

    his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!

  31. Vince Lombardi

    If there is anyone who still doubts evolutionary theory, one only need look at Jason Statham walking in the surf to see the comparison between Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapien.

  32. vivavenezuela

    @9 By the names, I surmised it wasn’t a white guy; by the actions (knives and beheading) it sounded more like that of a Phillipino or some Middle Eastern guy than a black guy. But you just can’t tell anymore, these days everyone is going loco. Can’t send your kids to school or go hardly anywhere without the thought in the back of your head that someone might pull out a gun and just randomly start shooting people.

  33. RichPort's Ghost

    @24 – yeah but then you wake up, and realize you need a microscope to help your man-friend find your rice-grain-sized wee wee.

    wowee woo wah, borat says he saw richport’s ghost in a mankini…. good for dieters, you vomit uncontrollably immediately.

  34. Jason Statham is so freaking hot. I watch all of his ridiculously retarded movies because of how hot he is. I’ll even go see Crank 2, probably opening night because of whatever hypnotic trance he has on me.

  35. Dr Phowstus

    @33 Obsession? Obsession, party of one? Your table is ready……………..

  36. Rhialto

    Who’s he!? What’s he doing here!? Who’s repsonible!?

  37. Darth

    Don’t know why people like to walk in the sea like a little kid! It’s much more fun to do an active watersport!

  38. Gando

    Sniff,do i smell something fishy here!?

  39. Darth

    Where are his inflatable armbands!??

  40. g_girl

    a little fat but still mmmmmmmmmmmm

  41. His Huge Greatness Himself

    He’s bald like shit! He should put some seaweed on top of his head!

  42. g_girl

    but still: try harder, Fish!

  43. Adelle Rose

    Oh! I’ve wet my panties! OK, I’m 93 and that happens all the time. Still, I don’t know who the guy is but he gives me the hot tingles. Reminds me of the great, natural-looking fucks I’d get during the great depression. Keep ‘em coming fish!

  44. Large Black Man

    I’d toss his salad wif jelly

  45. Rhialto

    Ha! My sweetie knows there’s far more potency in me!

  46. Antony

    Man beheads sister.
    VIDEO. Kerby Revelus beheaded his sister Mona in front of cops. Bianca was decapitated by Kerby in front of cops after law enforcement walked in to investigate Kerby’s earlier stabbing of sister Samantha. Then police had to restrain Kerby who went after a third sister Saraphina.
    Kerby Revelus

  47. Sauron

    We’re going to put him to work hun!

  48. Rhialto

    How about to start with aerobics for beginners with hot sexy girls!?

  49. Nero

    Blood,sweat and tears! One time guess who’s going to be his coach! I can’t wait!

  50. Laura

    FUCKING SEXY!

    I WOULD LET THIS MAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTED TO ME. MMMMMMMM…..THIS IS WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE.

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