Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

hahhahah

FIRST to give rimjobs!

So, these days, a guy with only half a beer gut is the hottest man alive? That’s just great.

Pic 1 looks like that grainy video of big foot sighting! Long Live Jet-li

Does he always look like he’s taking a mega-shit?

The transporter was a lot better when he was gay. Going straight in 3 killed it… and my hard-on.

Who the fuck is he?

In the first two pictures, he has the same posture as the famous Bigfoot picture
http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

Police in Milton, Mass., say they walked into “a killing field.” [Watch the video] One officer, according to The Associated Press, actually witnessed Kerby Revelus decapitating his 5-year-old sister, Bianca. Revelus, according to police, also stabbed to death his 17-year-old sister, Samantha, and was chasing his 9-year-old sister, Sarafina, with a knife, when Milton Police shot him dead.

He’s hot. He’s usually pretty ripped in his movies, but I guess he’s allowed to slack off when he’s not working. Still, despite the pouch, I’d still hit that.

I’m guessing six months pregnant. Nice tits.

I LOVE THIS MAN. GREAT ACTOR AND GOOD LOOKING. NOT HAPPY ABOUT HIS PICK IN WOMEN THOUGH.

Wasn’t there a post on Friday that said the Fish was going on hiatus? Maybe Fich doesn’t know what that word means.

Beer…now!!!!!!

Git in mah bellay!!!

You know, in situations like that last picture, almost always you get get away with quickly sliding a finger into the girl’s ass, then running.

Waaaaaaay hot, I just suffered through transporter 3 this weekend, he is lucky he is hot cause his movies are pretty shitty

My wife wants to quote “lick his bald head”… good god I hope she means the one with ears…

OMG…amazing.

That’s odd Rich….I want to kick his bald head.

Rihanna once told me she thought he was the hottest guy. A few minutes later she asked if we had ice and a facecloth.

I want to urinate on his bald head.

I’m glad so few people think he’s hot because I think that makes my chances better. I’ll take him beer gut and all.

I used to love to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over a woman’s body.

Well Jrz, I had to remind my wife that “cockney” shouldn’t be taken to literally mean his cock swings by his knee… I mean if it did I’d speak cockfoot I suppose…

#21 – I want to be there so I can catch the rebound on my face.

My husband has a little man crush on him.
I totally dont see the appeal.
And Im not a fan of his movies either,
Oh well.
I wont be sitting through any more of that CRANK shit any time soon. Fool me once.

Your husband is out cruising gay bars.

Sadly, no. Hes not. Hes staying home renting those shitty CRANK movies.

his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!

his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!

If there is anyone who still doubts evolutionary theory, one only need look at Jason Statham walking in the surf to see the comparison between Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapien.

@9 By the names, I surmised it wasn’t a white guy; by the actions (knives and beheading) it sounded more like that of a Phillipino or some Middle Eastern guy than a black guy. But you just can’t tell anymore, these days everyone is going loco. Can’t send your kids to school or go hardly anywhere without the thought in the back of your head that someone might pull out a gun and just randomly start shooting people.

@24 – yeah but then you wake up, and realize you need a microscope to help your man-friend find your rice-grain-sized wee wee.

wowee woo wah, borat says he saw richport’s ghost in a mankini…. good for dieters, you vomit uncontrollably immediately.

Jason Statham is so freaking hot. I watch all of his ridiculously retarded movies because of how hot he is. I’ll even go see Crank 2, probably opening night because of whatever hypnotic trance he has on me.

@33 Obsession? Obsession, party of one? Your table is ready……………..

Who’s he!? What’s he doing here!? Who’s repsonible!?

Don’t know why people like to walk in the sea like a little kid! It’s much more fun to do an active watersport!

Sniff,do i smell something fishy here!?

Where are his inflatable armbands!??

a little fat but still mmmmmmmmmmmm

He’s bald like shit! He should put some seaweed on top of his head!

but still: try harder, Fish!

Oh! I’ve wet my panties! OK, I’m 93 and that happens all the time. Still, I don’t know who the guy is but he gives me the hot tingles. Reminds me of the great, natural-looking fucks I’d get during the great depression. Keep ‘em coming fish!

I’d toss his salad wif jelly

Ha! My sweetie knows there’s far more potency in me!

Man beheads sister.
VIDEO. Kerby Revelus beheaded his sister Mona in front of cops. Bianca was decapitated by Kerby in front of cops after law enforcement walked in to investigate Kerby’s earlier stabbing of sister Samantha. Then police had to restrain Kerby who went after a third sister Saraphina.
Kerby Revelus

We’re going to put him to work hun!

How about to start with aerobics for beginners with hot sexy girls!?

Blood,sweat and tears! One time guess who’s going to be his coach! I can’t wait!

FUCKING SEXY!

I WOULD LET THIS MAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTED TO ME. MMMMMMMM…..THIS IS WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE.