I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.
I was holding flowers!
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Josie | March 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm
hahhahah
bald guy | March 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm
FIRST to give rimjobs!
Wendy | March 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
So, these days, a guy with only half a beer gut is the hottest man alive? That’s just great.
Rough Daddy | March 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Pic 1 looks like that grainy video of big foot sighting! Long Live Jet-li
Lain | March 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Does he always look like he’s taking a mega-shit?
Richard McBeef | March 30, 2009 at 12:08 pm
The transporter was a lot better when he was gay. Going straight in 3 killed it… and my hard-on.
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Who the fuck is he?
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
In the first two pictures, he has the same posture as the famous Bigfoot picture
http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/patterson_bigfoot.jpg
Guess what race? No, really, guess! | March 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Police in Milton, Mass., say they walked into “a killing field.” [Watch the video] One officer, according to The Associated Press, actually witnessed Kerby Revelus decapitating his 5-year-old sister, Bianca. Revelus, according to police, also stabbed to death his 17-year-old sister, Samantha, and was chasing his 9-year-old sister, Sarafina, with a knife, when Milton Police shot him dead.
n | March 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm
He’s hot. He’s usually pretty ripped in his movies, but I guess he’s allowed to slack off when he’s not working. Still, despite the pouch, I’d still hit that.
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I’m guessing six months pregnant. Nice tits.
BEE | March 30, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I LOVE THIS MAN. GREAT ACTOR AND GOOD LOOKING. NOT HAPPY ABOUT HIS PICK IN WOMEN THOUGH.
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wasn’t there a post on Friday that said the Fish was going on hiatus? Maybe Fich doesn’t know what that word means.
Jason Statham | March 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Beer…now!!!!!!
Git in mah bellay!!!
Mr. Right | March 30, 2009 at 12:48 pm
You know, in situations like that last picture, almost always you get get away with quickly sliding a finger into the girl’s ass, then running.
testing | March 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Waaaaaaay hot, I just suffered through transporter 3 this weekend, he is lucky he is hot cause his movies are pretty shitty
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
My wife wants to quote “lick his bald head”… good god I hope she means the one with ears…
Kayleigh C | March 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm
OMG…amazing.
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm
That’s odd Rich….I want to kick his bald head.
Chris Brown | March 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Rihanna once told me she thought he was the hottest guy. A few minutes later she asked if we had ice and a facecloth.
R. Kelly | March 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I want to urinate on his bald head.
Vicki | March 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I’m glad so few people think he’s hot because I think that makes my chances better. I’ll take him beer gut and all.
M. Gandhi | March 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I used to love to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over a woman’s body.
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Well Jrz, I had to remind my wife that “cockney” shouldn’t be taken to literally mean his cock swings by his knee… I mean if it did I’d speak cockfoot I suppose…
Kim Kardashian | March 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm
#21 – I want to be there so I can catch the rebound on my face.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 30, 2009 at 1:04 pm
My husband has a little man crush on him.
I totally dont see the appeal.
And Im not a fan of his movies either,
Oh well.
I wont be sitting through any more of that CRANK shit any time soon. Fool me once.
Dr. Phil | March 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Your husband is out cruising gay bars.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Sadly, no. Hes not. Hes staying home renting those shitty CRANK movies.
Catchikan | March 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!
Catchikan | March 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
his girlfriend is bad news. Her friendster profile is 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors- does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!
Vince Lombardi | March 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
If there is anyone who still doubts evolutionary theory, one only need look at Jason Statham walking in the surf to see the comparison between Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapien.
vivavenezuela | March 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@9 By the names, I surmised it wasn’t a white guy; by the actions (knives and beheading) it sounded more like that of a Phillipino or some Middle Eastern guy than a black guy. But you just can’t tell anymore, these days everyone is going loco. Can’t send your kids to school or go hardly anywhere without the thought in the back of your head that someone might pull out a gun and just randomly start shooting people.
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@24 – yeah but then you wake up, and realize you need a microscope to help your man-friend find your rice-grain-sized wee wee.
wowee woo wah, borat says he saw richport’s ghost in a mankini…. good for dieters, you vomit uncontrollably immediately.
Lindsey | March 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Jason Statham is so freaking hot. I watch all of his ridiculously retarded movies because of how hot he is. I’ll even go see Crank 2, probably opening night because of whatever hypnotic trance he has on me.
Dr Phowstus | March 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@33 Obsession? Obsession, party of one? Your table is ready……………..
Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Who’s he!? What’s he doing here!? Who’s repsonible!?
Darth | March 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Don’t know why people like to walk in the sea like a little kid! It’s much more fun to do an active watersport!
Gando | March 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Sniff,do i smell something fishy here!?
Darth | March 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Where are his inflatable armbands!??
g_girl | March 30, 2009 at 2:49 pm
a little fat but still mmmmmmmmmmmm
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm
He’s bald like shit! He should put some seaweed on top of his head!
g_girl | March 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm
but still: try harder, Fish!
Adelle Rose | March 30, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Oh! I’ve wet my panties! OK, I’m 93 and that happens all the time. Still, I don’t know who the guy is but he gives me the hot tingles. Reminds me of the great, natural-looking fucks I’d get during the great depression. Keep ‘em coming fish!
Large Black Man | March 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I’d toss his salad wif jelly
Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Ha! My sweetie knows there’s far more potency in me!
Antony | March 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Man beheads sister.
VIDEO. Kerby Revelus beheaded his sister Mona in front of cops. Bianca was decapitated by Kerby in front of cops after law enforcement walked in to investigate Kerby’s earlier stabbing of sister Samantha. Then police had to restrain Kerby who went after a third sister Saraphina.
Kerby Revelus
Sauron | March 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm
We’re going to put him to work hun!
Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm
How about to start with aerobics for beginners with hot sexy girls!?
Nero | March 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Blood,sweat and tears! One time guess who’s going to be his coach! I can’t wait!
Laura | March 30, 2009 at 3:42 pm
FUCKING SEXY!
I WOULD LET THIS MAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTED TO ME. MMMMMMMM…..THIS IS WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE.