Apparently if you try to take Jason Statham‘s picture while he’s out with Not Megan Fox, he’ll calmly spit in your face before spending the rest of his day walking around without once changing his facial expression to teach you a proper less- you know what? I’m not even going to pretend I have anything for this post except another Stephen Hawking recording. I’m lying to myself more than you:
OH, SHIT. SHOTS FIRED!
Adding… True story, that is not us laughing toward the end of the clip. We’ve been using a simple program that you insert text into and it reads it back, so apparently we managed to make a machine chuckle which will either a.) ensure humanity’s immediate destruction or b.) endear us to our cyborg overlords until we run out of cripple jokes. It’s a toss up.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Who the hell is “Stephen Hawkings”, boy?
STOP USING THE VOICE TOOL! The player you embed is messing with Google Chrome and not allowing the page to load!
“Stop being so hilarious! My shitty browser can’t take it!”
Agreed that stupid crap is making the pages not load correctly with Chrome.
The look on his face says “My shit don’t stink”. The look on her face says “God, the incontinent asshole’s dropped another load in his shorts”.
If this isn’t the picture of an action hero, I dont know what is.
The guys a total knob.
Bruce Willis proved you can be bald and still be an action movie star. Jason Statham is proving you can’t look like a sanctimonious pussy and be one.
I didn’t want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!
These celebrities don’t realise that the paps mean they are famous and can still make money. Once they stop following you you will quickly wish they did again.
who was going to be interested in paparazzi pics of this guy without the story he spit on the paps? He’s a shrewd fucker – always one step ahead of us dolts. we should probably expect fatass kardashian to be hocking loogies at everyone that comes within 100 yards of her with a camera from now on.
The pap should sue for assault…and win. I know it is a big ol’ pain in the ass to have photographers follow you around but you knew that when you got into the business. Arrogant prick.
Frasier Cranium
Serves that fucker right.
And only a complete pussy would let another man spit in his face without retaliating. I dont give a shit who it is. Have some respect for yourself.
On another note, Im sure the conversations he has with Rosie over dinner are enthralling.
“Sooooo, Stacy called her fat last year at the photoshoot, and I think that set her off, cause all she eats now is tofu and lettuce”
{looks at watch}
(Christ, will she just shut the fuck up and eat so i can pay the bill…)
She is gorgeous. He looks angry though.
she looks like she is a happy person but he looks annoyed
Ahh who wouldn’t want to spit on those stalker assholes.
This is a good match – only they could understand each other’s accents.
Further solidifying the fact that Jason Statham is the most awesome man ever.
too right!!!!
Good for Jason , but Megan Fox is Hotter .
“Underneath this trenchcoat is another trenchcoat. Why? Shut your face, that’s why.” (insert sound of loogie being hocked up)
He only takes his glasses off for sex, fights, and TSA security.
Winning a “Get your picture with Jason Statham” contest turned out not to be as much fun as this guy thought.
put this in your pipes and smoke it
He is regarded as the most famous atheist in the world but last night Professor Richard Dawkins admitted he could not be sure that God does not exist.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9102740/Richard-Dawkins-I-cant-be-sure-God-does-not-exist.html
STOP THE PRESSES.
4,200 religions out there, dude, to which ‘god’ specifically are you referring? and what’s that got to do with statham at all?
The lead paragraph: “He told the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, that he preferred to call himself an agnostic rather than an atheist.”
So basically, Richard Dawkins may be *regarded* as the most famous atheist in the world, but he is really an agnostic—the definition of which is someone who *doubts* the existence of God. That was some scoop you showed us, pal. Unless you’re the one who’s been smoking something.
No shit. That’s pretty much the point. You can’t prove it one way or the other, so it’s a non-issue for most atheists. I can’t prove their aren’t elves or sprites that live in wood so I don’t believe in them because it’s a ridiculous argument. I’m not even an atheist but I think their position makes a lot of sense and I understand that even a vague belief in a spiritual being/beings is irrational.
So, basically, you can’t prove god doesn’t exist and you can’t prove that one does exist, either– why bother with it at all?
I can express with existential certainty that I don’t give a shit about this topic.
wow…atheists are a laid-back bunch all right
he’s just doin what nobody else has the balls or chin to do.
it is kinda funny that we cheer this guy but when chris brown does something not entirely different from this, we shit all over him.
no need to really explain it either. chris brown is clearly a piece of shit who can’t show a fan respect, where as paps are professional scum of the earth so turkish is basically a hero.
Interesting, I would never compare spitting in someone’s face with beating the ever living shit out of a chick. Yes, I believe it’s ENTIRELY different.
here here :)
So what, just bottle that spit & sell it on ebay.
lol at that mouth.
i like him in crank and public sex with amy smart
I hope that guy holding the door isn’t waiting for her ass to eventually exit.
I like the nice overcoat matched with the tennis shoes.
bitch has an ugly face. fuckin models these days.
stfu pap. fuck all paps.
Yet you are commenting on a photo taken by a pap, published by a pap, on a website run by paps. Do you recognize irony when you step in it?
Don’t care. Statham is still hot as frig. I’d hit that in a heartbeat.
He can videotape while I bend her over
He will bend you over while you video tape yourself enjoying it.
Someone’s got anger issues…
pssst: THEY WON’T NEED TOPILET PAPER WHEN HE IS AROUND, folks!!
I like Jason but show some class mate
Yes, because the pic we’re commentating on was taken by someone who literally got into his face for the pic. “Your honour, when judging my client, don’t think of the puppies he rapped, think of all the puppies he COULD have, but didn’t”. That sentence is an elaborate way of my saying you’re a cunt.
What about rapping puppies?
Spitting – that’s just disgusting. What will he do when no one wants to take his photo, ever again. The day will come Mr. S, the day will come.
He’s the same age as my husband, and she is the same age as my daughter so I can’t help but get the creepies when I see this ill fitting couple together.
And the award for the silliest looking couple (who used to be Hugh Hefner and anyone) goes to Jason and Rosie. Get real – stop robbing the cradle, Jason and Rosie don’t you already have a father. What does it say about a man who needs to be with a child (she was 22 when they met). If 60 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 20, then 24 is what?
go jason!!!!! what does the pap expect after shouting abuse about how hes going to beat him up – yeah right!!!! also why shouldnt jason react like that after being followed around all day while him and rosie are going about their own private business, check out last nights oscars party pics – vanity fair, he has no problem there, cos they are photographers who know how to behave, whats the not megan fox quip above????? she would still have had a part in transformers 3 if michael bay hadnt found her to be a stroppy madam on set!!!! rosie is a perfect english rose and worth thousands of her, go jason and rosie – doing the brits proud – in other words doing it with true british style!!!!
the paparazzi are bullies and stalkers
I’ve been wanting him to do that to me for years … just not in face. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
WHy is it that these action stars start going around like they are as hard as the characters they play in the movies? If he had done that with someone who wasnt a total pussy he would have gotten his shit stomped in, guaranteed.
Just look what happened to VInnie Jones
hey, the guy’s lucky Statham didn’t break bad on him… although, personally, I think a pic of that would be very appealing…
who is she? is she an actress, or what? I don’t recall ever seeing her or hearing the name before.
and he looks like he’s about ready to beat the cameraman down… I really wouldn’t blame him
I swear, he looks like he is about ready to nail one of these photographers!
I love those tennis shoes!
I’d say he gets tired of people gawking
HE IS NOTHING MORE THN A bIG PIG BACKWARD
next time he come to nyc he better hide well we the paparazzis will be making his like very hard..
how come a beatiful model date a moron like him
aaahhhh she have a small brain.