Jason Statham Spit On The Paparazzi
Apparently if you try to take Jason Statham‘s picture while he’s out with Not Megan Fox, he’ll calmly spit in your face before spending the rest of his day walking around without once changing his facial expression to teach you a proper less- you know what? I’m not even going to pretend I have anything for this post except another Stephen Hawking recording. I’m lying to myself more than you:
OH, SHIT. SHOTS FIRED!
Adding… True story, that is not us laughing toward the end of the clip. We’ve been using a simple program that you insert text into and it reads it back, so apparently we managed to make a machine chuckle which will either a.) ensure humanity’s immediate destruction or b.) endear us to our cyborg overlords until we run out of cripple jokes. It’s a toss up.