Jason Statham Spit On The Paparazzi

February 24th, 2012 // 63 Comments

Apparently if you try to take Jason Statham‘s picture while he’s out with Not Megan Fox, he’ll calmly spit in your face before spending the rest of his day walking around without once changing his facial expression to teach you a proper less- you know what? I’m not even going to pretend I have anything for this post except another Stephen Hawking recording. I’m lying to myself more than you:

OH, SHIT. SHOTS FIRED!

Adding… True story, that is not us laughing toward the end of the clip. We’ve been using a simple program that you insert text into and it reads it back, so apparently we managed to make a machine chuckle which will either a.) ensure humanity’s immediate destruction or b.) endear us to our cyborg overlords until we run out of cripple jokes. It’s a toss up.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Leonidas

    Who the hell is “Stephen Hawkings”, boy?

  2. STOP USING THE VOICE TOOL! The player you embed is messing with Google Chrome and not allowing the page to load!

  3. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    The look on his face says “My shit don’t stink”. The look on her face says “God, the incontinent asshole’s dropped another load in his shorts”.

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    alex
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    If this isn’t the picture of an action hero, I dont know what is.

    The guys a total knob.

  5. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    Bruce Willis proved you can be bald and still be an action movie star. Jason Statham is proving you can’t look like a sanctimonious pussy and be one.

  6. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    I didn’t want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!

  7. Dan

    These celebrities don’t realise that the paps mean they are famous and can still make money. Once they stop following you you will quickly wish they did again.

    • Schmidtler

      who was going to be interested in paparazzi pics of this guy without the story he spit on the paps? He’s a shrewd fucker – always one step ahead of us dolts. we should probably expect fatass kardashian to be hocking loogies at everyone that comes within 100 yards of her with a camera from now on.

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    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    The pap should sue for assault…and win. I know it is a big ol’ pain in the ass to have photographers follow you around but you knew that when you got into the business. Arrogant prick.

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Frasier Cranium

  10. Deacon Jones

    Serves that fucker right.

    And only a complete pussy would let another man spit in his face without retaliating. I dont give a shit who it is. Have some respect for yourself.

    On another note, Im sure the conversations he has with Rosie over dinner are enthralling.

    “Sooooo, Stacy called her fat last year at the photoshoot, and I think that set her off, cause all she eats now is tofu and lettuce”

    {looks at watch}
    (Christ, will she just shut the fuck up and eat so i can pay the bill…)

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    loveforever
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gorgeous. He looks angry though.

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    loveforever
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she is a happy person but he looks annoyed

  13. JK

    Ahh who wouldn’t want to spit on those stalker assholes.

  14. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    This is a good match – only they could understand each other’s accents.

  15. El Jefe

    Further solidifying the fact that Jason Statham is the most awesome man ever.

  16. SeeAlice

    Good for Jason , but Megan Fox is Hotter .

  17. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    “Underneath this trenchcoat is another trenchcoat. Why? Shut your face, that’s why.” (insert sound of loogie being hocked up)

  18. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    He only takes his glasses off for sex, fights, and TSA security.

  19. Winning a “Get your picture with Jason Statham” contest turned out not to be as much fun as this guy thought.

  20. hey, all you know-it-all atheists

    put this in your pipes and smoke it

    He is regarded as the most famous atheist in the world but last night Professor Richard Dawkins admitted he could not be sure that God does not exist.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9102740/Richard-Dawkins-I-cant-be-sure-God-does-not-exist.html

    • Trousers

      STOP THE PRESSES.

    • vekfan

      4,200 religions out there, dude, to which ‘god’ specifically are you referring? and what’s that got to do with statham at all?

    • The lead paragraph: “He told the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, that he preferred to call himself an agnostic rather than an atheist.”

      So basically, Richard Dawkins may be *regarded* as the most famous atheist in the world, but he is really an agnostic—the definition of which is someone who *doubts* the existence of God. That was some scoop you showed us, pal. Unless you’re the one who’s been smoking something.

    • Ugh

      No shit. That’s pretty much the point. You can’t prove it one way or the other, so it’s a non-issue for most atheists. I can’t prove their aren’t elves or sprites that live in wood so I don’t believe in them because it’s a ridiculous argument. I’m not even an atheist but I think their position makes a lot of sense and I understand that even a vague belief in a spiritual being/beings is irrational.

      So, basically, you can’t prove god doesn’t exist and you can’t prove that one does exist, either– why bother with it at all?

    • Frank Burns

      I can express with existential certainty that I don’t give a shit about this topic.

  21. dooood

    he’s just doin what nobody else has the balls or chin to do.
    it is kinda funny that we cheer this guy but when chris brown does something not entirely different from this, we shit all over him.
    no need to really explain it either. chris brown is clearly a piece of shit who can’t show a fan respect, where as paps are professional scum of the earth so turkish is basically a hero.

  22. So what, just bottle that spit & sell it on ebay.

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    mouth
    Commented on this photo:

    lol at that mouth.

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    Ole
    Commented on this photo:

    i like him in crank and public sex with amy smart

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    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that guy holding the door isn’t waiting for her ass to eventually exit.

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    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the nice overcoat matched with the tennis shoes.

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    dakjshjkh
    Commented on this photo:

    bitch has an ugly face. fuckin models these days.

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    dakjshjkh
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    stfu pap. fuck all paps.

    • cp3

      Yet you are commenting on a photo taken by a pap, published by a pap, on a website run by paps. Do you recognize irony when you step in it?

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    bdkitti
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t care. Statham is still hot as frig. I’d hit that in a heartbeat.

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    HailSatan
    Commented on this photo:

    He can videotape while I bend her over

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    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s got anger issues…

  32. forrest

    pssst: THEY WON’T NEED TOPILET PAPER WHEN HE IS AROUND, folks!!

  33. me

    I like Jason but show some class mate

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    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, because the pic we’re commentating on was taken by someone who literally got into his face for the pic. “Your honour, when judging my client, don’t think of the puppies he rapped, think of all the puppies he COULD have, but didn’t”. That sentence is an elaborate way of my saying you’re a cunt.

  35. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    Spitting – that’s just disgusting. What will he do when no one wants to take his photo, ever again. The day will come Mr. S, the day will come.

  36. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    He’s the same age as my husband, and she is the same age as my daughter so I can’t help but get the creepies when I see this ill fitting couple together.

  37. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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    And the award for the silliest looking couple (who used to be Hugh Hefner and anyone) goes to Jason and Rosie. Get real – stop robbing the cradle, Jason and Rosie don’t you already have a father. What does it say about a man who needs to be with a child (she was 22 when they met). If 60 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 20, then 24 is what?

  38. go jason!!!!! what does the pap expect after shouting abuse about how hes going to beat him up – yeah right!!!! also why shouldnt jason react like that after being followed around all day while him and rosie are going about their own private business, check out last nights oscars party pics – vanity fair, he has no problem there, cos they are photographers who know how to behave, whats the not megan fox quip above????? she would still have had a part in transformers 3 if michael bay hadnt found her to be a stroppy madam on set!!!! rosie is a perfect english rose and worth thousands of her, go jason and rosie – doing the brits proud – in other words doing it with true british style!!!!

  39. July

    the paparazzi are bullies and stalkers

  40. SFRowGuy

    I’ve been wanting him to do that to me for years … just not in face. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

  41. Spectator

    WHy is it that these action stars start going around like they are as hard as the characters they play in the movies? If he had done that with someone who wasnt a total pussy he would have gotten his shit stomped in, guaranteed.

  42. Spectator

    Just look what happened to VInnie Jones

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    gib
    Commented on this photo:

    hey, the guy’s lucky Statham didn’t break bad on him… although, personally, I think a pic of that would be very appealing…

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    gib
    Commented on this photo:

    who is she? is she an actress, or what? I don’t recall ever seeing her or hearing the name before.
    and he looks like he’s about ready to beat the cameraman down… I really wouldn’t blame him

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    gib
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear, he looks like he is about ready to nail one of these photographers!

  46. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
    gib
    Commented on this photo:

    I love those tennis shoes!

  47. Jason Statham Spitting At Photographer Rosie Huntington Whiteley
    gib
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d say he gets tired of people gawking

  48. HE IS NOTHING MORE THN A bIG PIG BACKWARD
    next time he come to nyc he better hide well we the paparazzis will be making his like very hard..
    how come a beatiful model date a moron like him
    aaahhhh she have a small brain.

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