Jasmine Waltz is Ready For Her Close-Up, Mr. Bay and Other News

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- Heidi Fleiss is pimping parrots now. No, seriously. [Huffington Post]

- JLo couldn’t handle the Havoc Staff. (You’re welcome, nerds.) [Dlisted]

- Colin Firth and Orlando Bloom are classy southern gentleman. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell: Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Victoria Silvstedt strangely not wearing one. Cleavage still included. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- This is the ONLY reason guys wear sunglasses at the beach. [theCHIVE]

- Miranda Kerr is topless. [Popoholic]

- Just this once, we’ll admit that God might exist. [TooFab]

- Lauren Conrad wants you to believe she knows how to make cupcakes now. [Celebslam]

- I like to believe this plays on an endless loop in Tom Cruise’s head. [Videogum]

- Todd Phillips is making a movie about stoner arms dealers that probably starts out with them waking up and not remembering anything. And Bradley Cooper’s abs. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Hottest Poker Babes We Know We Can Beat [Bleacher Report]

- The Best Of The College Freshman Meme [BuzzFeed]

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