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Not sure how I feel about this.
I feel relaxed because I just came.
yes, i would.
I’m not going to Google – who is this bitch?
She’s the bimbo who slept with David Arquette.
she’s gorgeous. but she does not have a juicy bum and her breasts are obviously fake and hard and i think she probably looks a lot better than she feels. i bet she looked way better before that surgery…
no. i wouldn’t.
Isn’t she a pornstar these days? I don’t think MB hires them.
First?
She’s working pretty hard at looking younger than she is.
well it paid off, bitch looks damn good
Other than her face, each bodypart by itself is “…eh!”
Those fake ta-tas she had put in mustve been done before she “made” it, they are poor quality for a variety of reasons.
i think the car looks better, but i’d still do her (duh)
I’d love to put some cream in that strawberry shortcake!
Oh yeah – FIRST bitches!
“First!” Nobody doesn’t fucking care.
Love the Mr. Bay reference.
Carwash Talent Gauge
http://www.thesuperficial.com/michael_bay_has_secret_audtion-07-2009
Why was my comment about her strawberry shortcake removed? LMAO
She looks dirty, and not in a good way. Still pretty though.
hmmmm….well yeah…..looks like a cross between Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde, but not really in a good way. Doesn’t every hot girl have dreams of stardom and super fame when they get off the bus in hollywood. No wonder the porn guys and pimps are there at the bus station as well. I think it takes a little more than to just be the prom queen from the little town they came from.
Havoc Staff ftw.
I will give her the benefit of the doubt right now. I am going to have to see the sex tape first and see if I can rub one out. I will pass judgement on her after that.
Once more, just another beat down bitch in L.A.
Ok you lazy SOBs I did some research and I think she fucked David Arquette and surprise ,surprise has a sex tape coming out;
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/07/jasmine-waltz-sex-tape-coming-soon/
She’s 29, but photo evidence provided by fish, 17 photos in all , she looks fricken 35+? You don’t age well if your a shank and tan 7 days a week until Carrot Top looks normal. I like chicken fried but not my girlfriends?
she is actually pretty good looking. the body is a bit odd but the face is nice, she looks great actually
Implants are gross.
And so are tattoos that look like do-it-yourself jobs from the adult detention center.
My semen gellato is a fountain of youth if injected orally
No clue who she is but nice bod, her face is ok but not great.
another Megan Fox look-alike……..sorry she is cute but i prefer the original
waaaay better than megan..