Jasmine Waltz is Ready For Her Close-Up, Mr. Bay and Other News

July 27th, 2011 // 31 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Heidi Fleiss is pimping parrots now. No, seriously. [Huffington Post]

- JLo couldn’t handle the Havoc Staff. (You’re welcome, nerds.) [Dlisted]

- Colin Firth and Orlando Bloom are classy southern gentleman. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell: Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Victoria Silvstedt strangely not wearing one. Cleavage still included. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- This is the ONLY reason guys wear sunglasses at the beach. [theCHIVE]

- Miranda Kerr is topless. [Popoholic]

- Just this once, we’ll admit that God might exist. [TooFab]

- Lauren Conrad wants you to believe she knows how to make cupcakes now. [Celebslam]

- I like to believe this plays on an endless loop in Tom Cruise‘s head. [Videogum]

- Todd Phillips is making a movie about stoner arms dealers that probably starts out with them waking up and not remembering anything. And Bradley Cooper‘s abs. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Hottest Poker Babes We Know We Can Beat [Bleacher Report]

- The Best Of The College Freshman Meme [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    BillyBob
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure how I feel about this.

  2. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    im not even a lesbian
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, i would.

  3. thirst

    I’m not going to Google – who is this bitch?

  4. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    honestly
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s gorgeous. but she does not have a juicy bum and her breasts are obviously fake and hard and i think she probably looks a lot better than she feels. i bet she looked way better before that surgery…

  5. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    nope
    Commented on this photo:

    no. i wouldn’t.

  6. Angus

    Isn’t she a pornstar these days? I don’t think MB hires them.

  7. J dawg

    First?

  8. cc

    She’s working pretty hard at looking younger than she is.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Other than her face, each bodypart by itself is “…eh!”

    Those fake ta-tas she had put in mustve been done before she “made” it, they are poor quality for a variety of reasons.

  10. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to put some cream in that strawberry shortcake!

  11. DogBoy

    Love the Mr. Bay reference.
    Carwash Talent Gauge

  12. Donald Trump

    Why was my comment about her strawberry shortcake removed? LMAO

  13. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks dirty, and not in a good way. Still pretty though.

  14. FruitLoop

    hmmmm….well yeah…..looks like a cross between Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde, but not really in a good way. Doesn’t every hot girl have dreams of stardom and super fame when they get off the bus in hollywood. No wonder the porn guys and pimps are there at the bus station as well. I think it takes a little more than to just be the prom queen from the little town they came from.

  15. stratacat

    Havoc Staff ftw.

  16. I will give her the benefit of the doubt right now. I am going to have to see the sex tape first and see if I can rub one out. I will pass judgement on her after that.

  17. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    once again
    Commented on this photo:

    Once more, just another beat down bitch in L.A.

  18. God is Black

    Ok you lazy SOBs I did some research and I think she fucked David Arquette and surprise ,surprise has a sex tape coming out;
    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/07/jasmine-waltz-sex-tape-coming-soon/

    She’s 29, but photo evidence provided by fish, 17 photos in all , she looks fricken 35+? You don’t age well if your a shank and tan 7 days a week until Carrot Top looks normal. I like chicken fried but not my girlfriends?

    • gumption

      she is actually pretty good looking. the body is a bit odd but the face is nice, she looks great actually

  19. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Implants are gross.
    And so are tattoos that look like do-it-yourself jobs from the adult detention center.

  20. "Big" Palmer

    My semen gellato is a fountain of youth if injected orally

  21. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    No clue who she is but nice bod, her face is ok but not great.

  22. Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash
    Tamara
    Commented on this photo:

    another Megan Fox look-alike……..sorry she is cute but i prefer the original

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