Jasmine Waltz: ‘I Had Lots of Sex With David Arquette. Lots, I Say!’

October 13th, 2010 // 36 Comments

Knowing better than to look a gift-horse in just her vagina, Jasmine Waltz (above) is keeping her name in the press by refuting David Arquette‘s Stern interview where he claims to have only had sex with her “once… maybe twice.” Turns out it was actually the exact opposite of his marriage with Courteney Cox which, after I just wrote that, I realized would only require a handy, if not just a seductive glance. Anyway, TMZ reports:

Sources are telling TMZ … Jasmine Waltz is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month. She’s saying she met David through a mutual friend and started dating.
People associated with David tell us … everything that happened between David and Jasmine occurred after he separated from Courteney Cox and after they reached an understanding that they could date other people. Jasmine is backing up this story.

Of course, David’s motivation for downplaying all the sex is to eventually reconcile with Courteney. Which is usually where, oh I dunno, lying and not giving candid interviews come in handy. A like so:

DAVID: No, baby, I could never make love to anyone else.
COURTENEY: But what about this Jasmine woman saying you did?
DAVID: Pssh! Bitch just wants a reality show. You’re my one and only girl.
COURTENEY: Aw, David, you do love me.
DAVID: What was that? I was taking my antibiotics. — For a sore throat! *cough cough*

(I just saved marriages back there.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. oh good, another skank made famous for having sex with someone famous.

    Or in this case, someone almost famous.

  2. nezinu5

    nice

  3. jenn

    first off, how does he get a girl like courtney cox?
    secondly, how does he get a girl like this?
    the mans a giant douche that always sports a creepy mustache.

  4. jamaican

    she’s way hotter than courtney

  5. cwp

    Courtney is so much more beautiful. Very classic. Courtney is elegant. This woman is a skank who is famous for sleeping with a married man. What kind of woman makes her “intimate relationships” public. Gross. We didn’t expect a Miss Porters School Graduate and that certainly not what we got.

    • Courtney is almost 50 years old. This chick is in her 20′s. I don’t think we need to look any deeper. “Classic” and “Elegant” are things we say about women who are getting old and can’t say things like “smoking hot” or “sexy” any more.

      • Cardinal Fang

        Agree with McFeely

      • Fabiaire

        Well, ok then. Keep your standards low. But when you end up with an STD because the “sexy” and “smoking hot” slut you’re sleeping with is just that- a SLUT- don’t come crying to me.

    • Mickey D

      Let’s get real. She looks like a younger version of Courtney.

    • mel

      If you heard Arquette’s interview, you know that he agrees with you…Courtney is much more elegant, intelligent, etc. But he wanted sex, and his wife said she wanted a trial separation. And after 4 months, he took his own wife’s advice and had sex.

      Please, thats all this chick is-an outlet for sex. And iM guesing she’s mad that David basically admitted he only got with her because she reminded him of his wife, who wasn’t giving him any.

  6. cwp

    Sorry I forgot the is. That is certainly not what we got. Can anyone be famous anymore for actual talent?

  7. Hey, she doesn’t quite look like Megan Fox in these pictures. She does look like she needs to eat a sandwich though.

  8. noodle

    having sex with david arquette is like settling for a shitty movie star that isnt even a movie star anymore…kind of like…well, david arquette.

  9. Arquette and cocks were a cute couple. Marriage is the ultimate birth ctrl. So what a horse needs his oats. Not like cocks is gona catch smthg from him if shes given up on sex. They have a young kid together who deserves both parents around. Sex is sex. Love is love. But chances are this story leaked to drum up press for sceam 4.

  10. Dr. Nero

    I’m studying her bone structure to find out if she’s related to The Cro-Magnon.

  11. Lok

    Typical rebound cumdumpster. A hot one, but a cumdumpster.

  12. boogeyman King Dong

    Did David Arquette forget his cock ring the last time they had sex?!

  13. Lok

    She looks like Rachel Uchitel and is following the same “Reality Whore” fame route.

  14. Rhialto

    It’s heartwarming to know that Lilo can be taken serious as a role model.

  15. No, seriously go rough yourself

    This chick is skankier than ripped stockings…

  16. Jasmine Waltz
    Hannah
    Commented on this photo:

    She clearly hired the same plastic surgeon as Megan Fox.

  17. Jasmine Waltz
    David Arquette
    Commented on this photo:

    David should not mess around with skanks like this. He should get some toys from estanoche.com because Courtney won’t be playing with his pecker for a loooong time.

  18. No, seriously go rough yourself

    Reply to Jenn:

    Very simple! You can use the gambling analogy. Answer to question 1)He rolled the dice and came up big.

    2)Broads are like dominos, you knock one and the rest follows. No its not pretty. But who wants to quit playing dominos?

  19. dude

    Is Jasmine Waltz a fame whore/celeb groupie?

    She would fuck the Shamwow guy. She would fuck the Shamwow guy’s roadie.

  20. val

    Courtney might be nearly 50 but you wouldn’t guess her age if you didn’t know. I doubt that’s a factor in his cheating.

  21. fap

    *yawn*

  22. Rough too superficial, for the superficial

    Unblock the comment section for mobiles, you nini. That was my troll who made the outlandish, tasteless analogy about BROADS…

  23. Anony

    This broad is such a loser I’m surprised she’s not repped by Gloria Allred.
    Yet.

  24. mel

    David tried to take the power away from the stupid press reports by telling the truth. I know he totally overshared, but I give the dude some props…it can’t be easy to have people reporting on your life 24/7 and be telling lies about you. They were trying to paint him as the next Tiger Woods.

    Whatever, as someone who heard the entire audio…the dude just seems heartbroken and misses his wife. But it may not be a match made in heaven.

  25. wtf

    WHAT A brainless TROUT… any women who gets involved with a married man let a lone a married man who is married to a famous woman is TRASH.
    DAVID DOES NOT DESERVE Courtney.

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