Jared Leto will freak you the fuck out
March 6th, 2007 // 111 Comments
 |
Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
iburl | March 6, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Leto…. oh, oh, oh, oh!!!! Put on some pants, put on a shirt, Leto go hoooome, leto.
CruisingForCock | March 6, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I’m officially freaked the fuck out.
E Norma Stitz | March 6, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Yuck!
*Gag*
Viciacracca | March 6, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
CruisingForCock | March 6, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I wanna pull it out!
DrunkBlogger | March 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I just opened that at work and got fired.
thee cuteness burger | March 6, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Jared Leto isn’t the hottest but the eyeliner really does help. The white briefs on the other hand. Droopy poopy.
RAMistheMAN | March 6, 2007 at 5:14 pm
30 Seconds to Mars rules!
fritobandito | March 6, 2007 at 5:16 pm
It will take a VERRRRRRY long time to get these disturbing images out of my head!!! I think I will go back and look at the picture of Cisco Adler and his monstrous ball sac. Yeah, that will help.
woodhorse | March 6, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Oh, I don’t know. Wally, help me out here?? Do I admire his self-confidence or am I morbidly fascinated by his adoration of self-freak?? Why does Cisco’s sac bother me waaaaaay more? Why do they call it shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by ship. My brain is melting.
emilyrrr | March 6, 2007 at 5:20 pm
are they going to make one of those books about lindsay next?
fowler | March 6, 2007 at 5:27 pm
he got the gout from losing all that weight
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Jared-Leto-039-s-Got-Gout-33215.shtml
my opinion | March 6, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Thin or fat that is one butt ugly man. Looking at him makes my face hurt.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 5:45 pm
kind of makes you think you can uncover or cover your true self with an inert layer of fat that’s somehow not really “you”
other than that- jared’s body is HOT. something in between would be better, tho.
dumbphuck | March 6, 2007 at 5:46 pm
lol. fuckin lol and a half.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 5:47 pm
#7
i agree about the eyeliner. i like my man with luscious lashes and ruddy lips. (he could use some lip-stick.)
hey jared, i’ll show you where to stick your lips; on mine.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 6, 2007 at 5:47 pm
1–awesome remake of the Lido Shuffle!
12–I was thinking of a “goiter”, whoops
Stephani Hagood | March 6, 2007 at 5:48 pm
He’s a beautiful boy… even though a bit on the too skinny side.
Alex Keene | March 6, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I am so pissed I wasted the 60 seconds of my life to look at these. shit
samantha | March 6, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Is it wrong that I still think he’s hot?
‘Cause I do.
Now, pardon moi. I’m going to watch My So Called Life…
schack | March 6, 2007 at 5:59 pm
if you post these pics, alex, i’ll be your first commentator.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 6:01 pm
i lived in phila for 2 years
crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 6:03 pm
looking at these pics caused me to lose connections between my neurons…i’m disgusted but can’t think of any smart ass thing to say…
LilRach | March 6, 2007 at 6:07 pm
yummmmmm – Jared Leto. He’s a hottie – maybe not in the fattie pics but he definatley is here…….
http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/josh_josh_are_rich_and_fa/images/jared_leto.jpg
sea | March 6, 2007 at 6:12 pm
OMG, he’s almost as pale as Dunst, except for his face which has so much make-up on it you could spackle a gorilla and make it look fairly attractive. Which begs the question “What the hell kind of species is Leto?”
23apples | March 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
The first time I saw Jared Leto was in Requiem For A Dream and he was hott. Then he started wearing eyeliner.. which was weird. Now these pictures… what the HELL happened to him???
RichPort | March 6, 2007 at 6:21 pm
25. “Homoeroticus Majorus”, same as the Port, freakin’ homo, …
Alex Keene | March 6, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Hey Schack, I just posted them. Thanks bro
schack | March 6, 2007 at 6:56 pm
#25 sea-
if you’re ever interviewing for a really high profile company or a publishing house of some sort (anything involving really tight-assed writing), you know you shouldn’t use “begs the question” that way, right? ok. i thought so, phew.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 6:57 pm
bro? dude?
DingleberryJam | March 6, 2007 at 6:57 pm
“SUPERSTAR actor-musician” huh? I watched that one music video of his with the samurais and it tore my perception that anything with samurais is entertaining.
Also i like how it mentions he “deflated” to his sexy old self which looks like a photograph taken at Auschwitz or Karen Carpenter’s final days.
He should make PSAs where he metal screams, “EATING DISORDERS ROCK!” and his skeletal arms feebly attempt to rock out on a guitar but he grows faint and collapses on the floor. A voiceover goes, “30 Seconds to Mars frontman, JARED LETO, starves himself to look attractive. Shouldn’t you?”
schack | March 6, 2007 at 7:05 pm
um, alex? i posted on your site twice, which makes it clear to me why, if anyone ever posted in the distant past, they are not posting any longer.
did you know that EVERYTIME you post, the damn thing asks you to retype a 7 letter/digit password, which is supposed to prevent robots from posting? i don’t care- let the damn robots post. i refuse to do that every time. who has time for that in today’s world?
schack | March 6, 2007 at 7:09 pm
and i’ve got a link for you, if you want it
Alex Keene | March 6, 2007 at 7:14 pm
didn’t know about that robot crap. fuck. thanks
sea | March 6, 2007 at 7:17 pm
#29 Schack
As a person with an English degree and works published, yes, I know. However, I don’t equate blogging on a site like the superficial with high profile companies and publishing houses. Thank you for your concern regarding my employment, though. :)
NicotineEyePatch | March 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm
In the ‘fat’ shots he looks like my sexually abusive brother-in-law. In the ‘nauseatingly emaciated’ ones he looks like the average Skinny Puppy fan. In the one with the other guy, he looks like 1970s downtown Galveston trade.
My vulnerable heart has been stolen tonight – not by one or two, but by three Jared Letoes.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 7:25 pm
why not, man? never underestimate your audience.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 7:28 pm
36 steals my heart not thrice, twice, but 360,000 times
supafreak | March 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Good gawd! This makes my stomach hurt. I thought Christian Bale took the cake for losing weight in The Machinist. But tapeworms evidently do work.
HollyJ | March 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Whichever of you sick fucks that said he was this super-hot guy (in that last thread) need to be drawn and quartered, then ripped to shreds by a pack of rabid great danes before the horses finish the job. I mean FUCK
emilyrrr | March 6, 2007 at 8:00 pm
second to last photo..is that a foot on his stomach?
Smackage | March 6, 2007 at 8:08 pm
wow….has anyone ever gone from being hot to being this disturbing before? someone call guinness world records!
Dean | March 6, 2007 at 8:10 pm
That’s really goddamn disturbing. Good for Leto – it’s gotta take a lot of willpower to go from 130lbs to 250lbs and back again.
imakemistakes | March 6, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Jordan wants a So-called Oscar.
Sweet Amber | March 6, 2007 at 8:35 pm
he looks good… just not in those pics. the not so tighty whitey undies aren’t helping o.o
hotredhead | March 6, 2007 at 8:40 pm
man, i love terry
brujeriadiosa | March 6, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Pedophile eye glasses frames!
If you don’t believe me, please go to your respective state’s list of child predators and browse the photos.
I have a similiar theory about men’s haircuts but I’ll spare you for now ;)
NicotineEyePatch | March 6, 2007 at 9:00 pm
*shares tangerine with schack (#38)
#50 – my brother-in-law totally has those glasses too, as does Jeffrey Dahmer. Great idea to cruise some of the super-hot pedophiles on the local sex offender’s registry – thanks for the hot tip!
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Hey…is that Dwight from the Office?
xeurohottiex | March 6, 2007 at 9:20 pm
yummy Jared Leto is so hot when skinny, ugly when fat, but all fat people are ugly