Jared Leto will freak you the fuck out

Leto…. oh, oh, oh, oh!!!! Put on some pants, put on a shirt, Leto go hoooome, leto.

I’m officially freaked the fuck out.

Yuck!

*Gag*

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I wanna pull it out!

I just opened that at work and got fired.

Jared Leto isn’t the hottest but the eyeliner really does help. The white briefs on the other hand. Droopy poopy.

30 Seconds to Mars rules!

It will take a VERRRRRRY long time to get these disturbing images out of my head!!! I think I will go back and look at the picture of Cisco Adler and his monstrous ball sac. Yeah, that will help.

Oh, I don’t know. Wally, help me out here?? Do I admire his self-confidence or am I morbidly fascinated by his adoration of self-freak?? Why does Cisco’s sac bother me waaaaaay more? Why do they call it shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by ship. My brain is melting.

are they going to make one of those books about lindsay next?

he got the gout from losing all that weight

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Jared-Leto-039-s-Got-Gout-33215.shtml

Thin or fat that is one butt ugly man. Looking at him makes my face hurt.

kind of makes you think you can uncover or cover your true self with an inert layer of fat that’s somehow not really “you”

other than that- jared’s body is HOT. something in between would be better, tho.

lol. fuckin lol and a half.

#7

i agree about the eyeliner. i like my man with luscious lashes and ruddy lips. (he could use some lip-stick.)

hey jared, i’ll show you where to stick your lips; on mine.

1–awesome remake of the Lido Shuffle!

12–I was thinking of a “goiter”, whoops

He’s a beautiful boy… even though a bit on the too skinny side.

I am so pissed I wasted the 60 seconds of my life to look at these. shit

Is it wrong that I still think he’s hot?

‘Cause I do.

Now, pardon moi. I’m going to watch My So Called Life…

if you post these pics, alex, i’ll be your first commentator.

i lived in phila for 2 years

looking at these pics caused me to lose connections between my neurons…i’m disgusted but can’t think of any smart ass thing to say…

yummmmmm – Jared Leto. He’s a hottie – maybe not in the fattie pics but he definatley is here…….
http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/josh_josh_are_rich_and_fa/images/jared_leto.jpg

OMG, he’s almost as pale as Dunst, except for his face which has so much make-up on it you could spackle a gorilla and make it look fairly attractive. Which begs the question “What the hell kind of species is Leto?”

The first time I saw Jared Leto was in Requiem For A Dream and he was hott. Then he started wearing eyeliner.. which was weird. Now these pictures… what the HELL happened to him???

25. “Homoeroticus Majorus”, same as the Port, freakin’ homo, …

Hey Schack, I just posted them. Thanks bro

#25 sea-

if you’re ever interviewing for a really high profile company or a publishing house of some sort (anything involving really tight-assed writing), you know you shouldn’t use “begs the question” that way, right? ok. i thought so, phew.

bro? dude?

“SUPERSTAR actor-musician” huh? I watched that one music video of his with the samurais and it tore my perception that anything with samurais is entertaining.
Also i like how it mentions he “deflated” to his sexy old self which looks like a photograph taken at Auschwitz or Karen Carpenter’s final days.
He should make PSAs where he metal screams, “EATING DISORDERS ROCK!” and his skeletal arms feebly attempt to rock out on a guitar but he grows faint and collapses on the floor. A voiceover goes, “30 Seconds to Mars frontman, JARED LETO, starves himself to look attractive. Shouldn’t you?”

um, alex? i posted on your site twice, which makes it clear to me why, if anyone ever posted in the distant past, they are not posting any longer.

did you know that EVERYTIME you post, the damn thing asks you to retype a 7 letter/digit password, which is supposed to prevent robots from posting? i don’t care- let the damn robots post. i refuse to do that every time. who has time for that in today’s world?

and i’ve got a link for you, if you want it

didn’t know about that robot crap. fuck. thanks

#29 Schack

As a person with an English degree and works published, yes, I know. However, I don’t equate blogging on a site like the superficial with high profile companies and publishing houses. Thank you for your concern regarding my employment, though. :)

In the ‘fat’ shots he looks like my sexually abusive brother-in-law. In the ‘nauseatingly emaciated’ ones he looks like the average Skinny Puppy fan. In the one with the other guy, he looks like 1970s downtown Galveston trade.
My vulnerable heart has been stolen tonight – not by one or two, but by three Jared Letoes.

why not, man? never underestimate your audience.

36 steals my heart not thrice, twice, but 360,000 times

Good gawd! This makes my stomach hurt. I thought Christian Bale took the cake for losing weight in The Machinist. But tapeworms evidently do work.

Whichever of you sick fucks that said he was this super-hot guy (in that last thread) need to be drawn and quartered, then ripped to shreds by a pack of rabid great danes before the horses finish the job. I mean FUCK

second to last photo..is that a foot on his stomach?

wow….has anyone ever gone from being hot to being this disturbing before? someone call guinness world records!

That’s really goddamn disturbing. Good for Leto – it’s gotta take a lot of willpower to go from 130lbs to 250lbs and back again.

Jordan wants a So-called Oscar.

he looks good… just not in those pics. the not so tighty whitey undies aren’t helping o.o

man, i love terry

Pedophile eye glasses frames!

If you don’t believe me, please go to your respective state’s list of child predators and browse the photos.

I have a similiar theory about men’s haircuts but I’ll spare you for now ;)

*shares tangerine with schack (#38)

#50 – my brother-in-law totally has those glasses too, as does Jeffrey Dahmer. Great idea to cruise some of the super-hot pedophiles on the local sex offender’s registry – thanks for the hot tip!

Hey…is that Dwight from the Office?

yummy Jared Leto is so hot when skinny, ugly when fat, but all fat people are ugly