Jared Leto Ultimate Lover

20041118_jared.jpgThere’s nothing more romantic than sending text messages while your girlfriend tries to kiss you. I’m not an expert on love myself (that’s a lie, yes I am) but I’m pretty sure standard protocol requires at least some level of interest in your girlfriend. Anyways, Scarlett Johannson and Jared Leto have officially admitted their secret coupledom. I guess Scarlett was sick of hooking up with guys twice her age and decided to finally go for somebody at least mildly attractive. You see, because old people are disgusting. [via]