Jared Leto and Jessica Simpson get it on

June 14th, 2006 // 106 Comments
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A source close to Jared Leto has revealed to People that he and Jessica Simpson are “an item.” Leto met Simpson at Los Angeles nightclub Hyde on June 2 and managed to get her number. Four nights later, after partying at Plumm in New York, he headed to Double Seven where he met up with Simpson again.

“They were hanging all over each other,” says a witness. Still, a source close to Simpson tells PEOPLE, “Jessica is not dating anyone,” and the singer’s rep insists, “She is single.” Adds Leto’s rep, “There is no truth to these rumors.”

There has to be a rational explanation for why every man in Los Angeles and New York seems to gravitate towards Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, or Paris Hilton. Maybe their vaginas have been stuffed with so much matter they’ve collapsed into themselves and have formed mini black holes.

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  1. NickiNicki9Doors

    #20:

    If you’d paid attention to the times on our posts, you’d see the #13 posted at almost the same time as I did. Ergo his post was not up when I posted.

    And I don’t know if I buy it that you were “joking” about Jay Leno.

  2. ms0pinion8ed

    Can Jessica not wear a t-shirt? Why is everyone saying that she looks a mess? Ive seen her in other pictures and she looks fine. Jeez, can she live?

  3. jane's eyre

    101

    I don’t care if you don’t “buy it”, who the fuck cares what you think? And sorry I wasn’t scrutinizing the time. Dumbass.

  4. Toonlite

    Partying on all night???

    Hey isn’t she a “Christian…and her skanky dad a Youth Pastor???

    I am sooooooooooo jaded

  5. ILikeBukkake

    These botts are made for walking… and Bukkake.

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