A source close to Jared Leto has revealed to People that he and Jessica Simpson are “an item.” Leto met Simpson at Los Angeles nightclub Hyde on June 2 and managed to get her number. Four nights later, after partying at Plumm in New York, he headed to Double Seven where he met up with Simpson again.
“They were hanging all over each other,” says a witness. Still, a source close to Simpson tells PEOPLE, “Jessica is not dating anyone,” and the singer’s rep insists, “She is single.” Adds Leto’s rep, “There is no truth to these rumors.”
There has to be a rational explanation for why every man in Los Angeles and New York seems to gravitate towards Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, or Paris Hilton. Maybe their vaginas have been stuffed with so much matter they’ve collapsed into themselves and have formed mini black holes.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Please let this be a joke. I would never be able to get past his chin. And gray hair. And the 30-or-so-year difference.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 6:56 pm
P.S. Do you really think Jessica needs a Red Bull? Heaven help us. She probably thinks it’s bull juice.
Which is why she picked it up.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 6:57 pm
I am so sick of her! She is overexposed and over played. She use to be dumb and funny, now she’s just dumb. And she’s like a painting. First time you see it you think it’s pretty, then the more you see it the sicker of it you get and the more it looks like every other one.
waterranger | June 14, 2006 at 6:57 pm
I thought Jared Leto was gay? Or at least, fat and creepy?? I know Jessica hasnt been looking her best lately, but thats sinking pretty far…..
red bull: ew.
waterranger | June 14, 2006 at 6:58 pm
and her nails are ugly.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 7:00 pm
I don’t even know who Jared Leto is! Isn’t he the judge in the O.J. Simpson murder trial?
And her arm looks weird in that picture.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Hey nails look good.
waterranger | June 14, 2006 at 7:02 pm
#7 they’re short and red! not classy…..
aivilo | June 14, 2006 at 7:03 pm
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http://www.translucence.org/archives/jaredleto.jpg
aivilo | June 14, 2006 at 7:04 pm
he’s the hottest thing EVER.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get it on
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Jared Leto and Jessica Simpson get it on
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#8 Short and red are romantic and pretty. It’s a natural look.
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jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:08 pm
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It was a joke. Jay Leno. Jared Leto. Sorry, a-lo, didn’t mean to freak you out. =)
Ari | June 14, 2006 at 7:08 pm
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jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:08 pm
I’m guessing that that would be the fake Ari. Just a guess.
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:09 pm
But wasn’t he in Panic Room? And he looked gross in the corn rows.
NickiNicki9Doors | June 14, 2006 at 7:09 pm
#1,
Jared Leto, not Jay Leno. Dumbass.
BigJim | June 14, 2006 at 7:10 pm
And by saying their vaginas are stuffed with so much matter, I think he means loads and loads of rancid spooge.
The kind that spawned the coob.
henrysgirl | June 14, 2006 at 7:10 pm
She’s not attractive. She looks like Bugs Bunny in those cartoons when he dresses in drag to try and fool Yosemite Sam or the Hillbillies. She and Bugs share the same taste in lipstick and nail polish. It looks much better on Bugs, though. As for Jared Leto, 30 Seconds to Mars sucks so therefore his taste in music and women are equally deplorable. Oh my ears and eyes!
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 7:14 pm
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Please look at #13 before you start calling me a dumbass.
Thank you.
sharkbite | June 14, 2006 at 7:14 pm
No more Lohan? And really, I thought Leto was smarter than this. Oops, my mistake.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
waterranger | June 14, 2006 at 7:15 pm
my nails sure arent naturally red.
and short, yes, but not so short that the end of your thumb sticks out from underneath the nail!
Stephanie12 | June 14, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Looks like Jess lost that Proactiv gig.
Pizza face!!!
ApacheRose | June 14, 2006 at 7:20 pm
#9–
THANK YOU! I’d hit that…
limper | June 14, 2006 at 7:20 pm
What is it with J-Simp and huge-ass sunglasses? Are they supposed to make her look taller? Or maybe they just make her nose look smaller.
waterranger | June 14, 2006 at 7:24 pm
#25 – nope, not accomplishing either of those tasks. She looks like she has Ashlee’s old nose grafted onto her face.
LilRach | June 14, 2006 at 7:44 pm
#9 Thanks for showing the pic! he is soooo YUMMY!!
Gay – err maybe – HOT – oh YES!
HughJorganthethird | June 14, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Is it possible for her NOT to look retarded? just wondering..Way to bang a retard Leto you talentless fuck.
sissybelle | June 14, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Jess, Nick-less, is a mess –
herbiefrog | June 14, 2006 at 7:55 pm
…thanks babe :)
you guys are so fucking
predictable…
…superficial
…no just a bunch
…of lame brained cunts
[are we nearly there yet?]
soon hunny
…read this
…they remembered :)
The new material has been baptised amorphous carbonia, or a-CO2.
At present, a-CO2 is a curiosity because it cannot be tested or used outside the pressure chamber. The CO2 that in these extraordinary conditions takes up a chaotic “amorphous” structure, becoming glass, reverts to orderly molecules of CO2 under decompression.
The first challenge will be to develop a form of a-CO2 that can survive in room temperatures.
…ok
…so what
…would our
…purpose be in life?
[fuck didn't he explain?]
sorry distracted :)
so… africa and other places
humans dying every second
you could stop it
BarbadoSlim | June 14, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Excuse me but, who the hell is Jared Leto?
jane's eyre | June 14, 2006 at 8:00 pm
The only thing that’s really predictable about YOU, herbiefrog, is that your posts make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
ApacheRose | June 14, 2006 at 8:02 pm
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Jared Leto is an actor and I’d like to say an excellent lay, but I don’t know that. I would, however, be willing to investigate further… in the interest of science…
Seneca Fell | June 14, 2006 at 8:03 pm
i feel kind of old for knowing who jared leto is. and by old i mean almost 21. leto is the actor who played jordan catalano on the ABC series “my so-called life.”
krisdylee | June 14, 2006 at 8:06 pm
BigJim are you out there???
Check your email, you hot pussy-pleaser.
sissybelle | June 14, 2006 at 8:07 pm
When I see ‘herbiefrog’ and the attendent white space, I just scroll on down. I figure he needs an outlet where he THINKS people listen to him.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Jared Leto is so hot, it’s ridiculous. I mean, even if you’re not gay ( and I am ), you can see it. Right?
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 8:24 pm
#24. Me too, sista!
TrannyGranny | June 14, 2006 at 8:24 pm
31 B-Slim
For shame! Jared Leno is a world renowned…a Hero because of…He acted/played bass for….When the going got tough, he….
Ok, all I really know is this. I live by a shitty little town where gambling is legal. If you are playing the penny slots, and hit the jackpot, Jared Leno is what rolls out instead of 76 pennies. Man, you haven’t lived till you see a blue-hair hit a casino manager in the face with her granny-bag, screaming “You cheap fuck! How the Dickens can I buy my Purina canned dinner with this? I’ll cut you….”
ennui | June 14, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Her boobs look a lot smaller in this pic. Did anyone else notice?
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Just another tuna.
TrannyGranny | June 14, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Oh, upon reflection fish dude, what, precisely, is your definition of “mini”?
Nikk The Templar | June 14, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Oh man, Angela Chase is gonna be pissed…..
Jordan’s not supposed to be all up on the sleazy braindead blondes.
MeanNate | June 14, 2006 at 8:44 pm
And by “item” they mean having wild animal sex.
It’d be hard to kiss her with that huge schnozz.
Just sayin.
Grphdesi23 | June 14, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Ahhh….Jessica and Jared.
It’s like the dumb cheerleader with pigtails falling for the retarded loner who drools over himself and pisses his pants.
Ari | June 14, 2006 at 9:07 pm
jane’s eyre just likes to argue with anyone… that’s what I’m getting. I’m sure she’ll post to this saying something argumentative. That’s just her gimmick. Try to start something with anyone who says anything.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 9:09 pm
jane’s eyre just likes to argue with anyone… that’s what I’m getting. I’m sure she’ll post to this saying something argumentative. That’s just her gimmick. Try to start something with anyone who says anything.
THANK YOU!!!
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Good Morning America mixed Mentos and Diet Coke… pretty funny video. It ‘sploded.
Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 9:20 pm
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Iambananas | June 14, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Oops, disregard the previous link… it doesn’t work.