Take Off Those Glasses For A Sec, Jared Let- OHMYGOD! And Other News

- Ashlee Simpson got dumped by that dude from Boardwalk Empire. [Just Jared]

- Marvel characters really like to bang. That’s what I took from this. [theCHIVE]

- Gerard Butler and the art of coaxing women into a Porta-potty for hot, chemical toilet sex. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dr. Blossom is getting divorced, but really wants you to know it’s not because of attachment parenting so know that it’s because of attachment parenting. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Gosling got new glasses. I give it until noon before this is the biggest story on the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- More Diane Kruger in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]

- It’s Kourtney Kardashian’s baby she had so everyone would forget about Kim’s scam wedding! Hurray! [TooFab]

- Rachel Bilson making the McKayla Maroney face or remembering the time Hayden Christensen made her watch Attack of the Clones? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Porn actresses apparently are more adjusted than their non-porn counterparts which really explains a lot of my relationships. [FilmDrunk]

- What the fuck is with Tyra Banks’ head in Cosmo South Africa? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scarlett Johansson is dating some French dude named after lettuce so all is right with the world. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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