Take Off Those Glasses For A Sec, Jared Let- OHMYGOD! And Other News

November 27th, 2012 // 25 Comments

- Ashlee Simpson got dumped by that dude from Boardwalk Empire. [Just Jared]

- Marvel characters really like to bang. That’s what I took from this. [theCHIVE]

- Gerard Butler and the art of coaxing women into a Porta-potty for hot, chemical toilet sex. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dr. Blossom is getting divorced, but really wants you to know it’s not because of attachment parenting so know that it’s because of attachment parenting. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Gosling got new glasses. I give it until noon before this is the biggest story on the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- More Diane Kruger in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]

- It’s Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby she had so everyone would forget about Kim’s scam wedding! Hurray! [TooFab]

- Rachel Bilson making the McKayla Maroney face or remembering the time Hayden Christensen made her watch Attack of the Clones? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Porn actresses apparently are more adjusted than their non-porn counterparts which really explains a lot of my relationships. [FilmDrunk]

- What the fuck is with Tyra Banks’ head in Cosmo South Africa? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scarlett Johansson is dating some French dude named after lettuce so all is right with the world. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, Why?!? I actually really like his music and I would rather just not know that he is such a douche!

  2. Get your spam off our site. We are intelligent hear, we won’t fall for it!!

    (Grammar police: that misuse of grammar was part of the joke).

  3. Courtney Cox in drag.

  4. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
    Commented on this photo:

    What a tool

  5. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one hell of a case of androgyny.

  6. Al Bundy

    He’s the dude with the dragon tattoo.

  7. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, Jared. Your motivation is creepy lesbian. And… Action!

  8. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    telesputnik
    Commented on this photo:

    courtney cox is not having a good day ..

  9. Mirrormirror

    He’s evoking Bob Geldof from “The Wall” to illustrate the pain and isolation caused by his enormous fame.

    • Schmidtler

      Are you sure he’s not just an asshole? Usually, the simplest answer ends up being the right one. I’m going with ‘asshole’.

    • Burt

      Then, why does he still have hair on his head? Either way, if that’s the case, he should stay in his hotel room, lining up pieces of garbage and broken furniture on the floor.

  10. SFRowGuy

    Dude (?) gives me the creeps.

  11. El Jefe

    God I can’t stand this fucktard and tool. Most annoying person on the planet.

  12. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW

  13. FUCKBEAST

    Jenelle’s mom looks good with Botox

  14. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wanted to destroy something beautif- Whoa! Nevermind!”

  15. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    This caption will have me laughing into the night…..holy shiz balls, dude fell off the crazy wagon long time ago

  16. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    pff
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, they don’t need to waste hours with a CGI Gollum animation. Here’s the real one.

  17. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that the chick that used to play Mary Margaret on Saturday Night Live?

  18. shesaidWHAT?

    So I said to him, “See, Tom Hiddleston, even when I take them off I look exactly like you. Now why don’t you nip home and finish off buttering those crumpets and don’t you worry about all those 40-trillion dollar movies you’re s’posed to be in. I’m fairly free at the moment. I got ya covered”

  19. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Viewer
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Jared Leto was in “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”

  20. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    julfeathers
    Commented on this photo:

    Loki?

  21. Jared Leto Shaved Eyebrows Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    kim
    Commented on this photo:

    @telesputnik: i was wondering if anyone else saw the courtney cox resemblance!

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