- Ashlee Simpson got dumped by that dude from Boardwalk Empire. [Just Jared]
- Marvel characters really like to bang. That’s what I took from this. [theCHIVE]
- Gerard Butler and the art of coaxing women into a Porta-potty for hot, chemical toilet sex. [Lainey Gossip]
- Dr. Blossom is getting divorced, but really wants you to know it’s not because of attachment parenting so know that it’s because of attachment parenting. [Dlisted]
- Ryan Gosling got new glasses. I give it until noon before this is the biggest story on the Internet. [BuzzFeed]
- More Diane Kruger in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]
- It’s Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby she had so everyone would forget about Kim’s scam wedding! Hurray! [TooFab]
- Rachel Bilson making the McKayla Maroney face or remembering the time Hayden Christensen made her watch Attack of the Clones? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Porn actresses apparently are more adjusted than their non-porn counterparts which really explains a lot of my relationships. [FilmDrunk]
- What the fuck is with Tyra Banks’ head in Cosmo South Africa? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Scarlett Johansson is dating some French dude named after lettuce so all is right with the world. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Dude, Why?!? I actually really like his music and I would rather just not know that he is such a douche!
Get your spam off our site. We are intelligent hear, we won’t fall for it!!
(Grammar police: that misuse of grammar was part of the joke).
Courtney Cox in drag.
thought the same thing.
He’s scary.
What a tool
That is one hell of a case of androgyny.
He’s the dude with the dragon tattoo.
OK, Jared. Your motivation is creepy lesbian. And… Action!
courtney cox is not having a good day ..
He’s evoking Bob Geldof from “The Wall” to illustrate the pain and isolation caused by his enormous fame.
Are you sure he’s not just an asshole? Usually, the simplest answer ends up being the right one. I’m going with ‘asshole’.
Then, why does he still have hair on his head? Either way, if that’s the case, he should stay in his hotel room, lining up pieces of garbage and broken furniture on the floor.
Dude (?) gives me the creeps.
God I can’t stand this fucktard and tool. Most annoying person on the planet.
BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW
Jenelle’s mom looks good with Botox
“I wanted to destroy something beautif- Whoa! Nevermind!”
This caption will have me laughing into the night…..holy shiz balls, dude fell off the crazy wagon long time ago
Finally, they don’t need to waste hours with a CGI Gollum animation. Here’s the real one.
Isn’t that the chick that used to play Mary Margaret on Saturday Night Live?
So I said to him, “See, Tom Hiddleston, even when I take them off I look exactly like you. Now why don’t you nip home and finish off buttering those crumpets and don’t you worry about all those 40-trillion dollar movies you’re s’posed to be in. I’m fairly free at the moment. I got ya covered”
I didn’t know Jared Leto was in “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
Loki?
@telesputnik: i was wondering if anyone else saw the courtney cox resemblance!