Some handsome devil last night:
“Jared Leto, you just won a Golden Globe. What are you going to do next?”
“Snort coke and pose for Terry Richardson! YAY!”
Now that you know the true nature of my power, DON’T GET ON THAT BUS.
Photos: Terry’s Diary
I swear this guy is bathing in virgins blood in the evenings – he’s pushing his mid 40’s and looks like a 20-something surfy dude.
Holy fuck. Epic nailage. *doffs hat, bows*
(I wasn’t really wearing a hat—or did you know that already?)
eww is that miley’s tongue?
Although it was somewhat predictable this would happen, I will still give you credit for calling it. I wonder who buttfucked who in the ass or did they both do it to each other?
Why do people pay this pedo clown money or give him jobs? I saw a girl the other day post a photo of her sitting in front of a white wall and it looked exactly the same as the bullshit this guy does. It is downright baffling.
Finally, a photographer captures this clown as the world views him.
So, New Pope says gays are okay in his eyes, and now they have their own Jesus. Okie dokie.
It seems like one of the milestones of success in this country is having a photoshoot with sex offender Terry Richardson. Why? How does he keep this top of industry status? Is he the spawn of Satan? His work ain’t all that groundbreaking and I’ve seen Facebook pictures of similar quality. Which leaves the question why Hollywood keeps endorsing him. Anyone enlighten me?
‘Here, do some blow and get naked and I’ll take some shitty overblown photos of you acting like a slutty jackass’ – Terry Richardson to every person he’s ever photographed
dont forget the part about richardson getting naked and masterbating while taking the photos in order to get the subject to look like theyre having a good time.
holy shit, terry richardson is ripped. who knew taking shitty photos and masturbating all the time burned so many calories?
A polite Jared Leto says a prayer of thanks before feasting on the cock and balls of Terry Richardson. (Allegedly. He could be begging for it)
WHY WON’T ANYONE BUY MY HORCHATAS!!
Terry: ” Strip slowly and sing ‘Bad Romance’ while I jerk off and take photos of you
Jared: “What’s in it for me?”
Terry: “I stroke your ego with lousy photos of you coked out of your mind (allegedly).”
Jared: “Stop it!…You had me at ‘bunny waffle taco Chevy monkey dishwater’.”
“I’M TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!”
TASTE MY TOE JAM!
The eerie part is that if “My So-Called Life” were still on the air, this is pretty much exactly where the Jordan Catalano story arc would have gone.
What an asshole
Why is he naked? Oh right…the rohypnol and wine.
For a second I thought that was Carrot Top.
Someone totally just jot a blowjob…Button up up your pants Terry!
A not enough Jesus.
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