Jared Leto Lives in This Poncho Now and Other News

February 15th, 2011 // 43 Comments

Saturday: Poncho. Monday: Still poncho. Sunday: Secret dimension accessed only through poncho. (It all adds up.)

- Channing Tatum is really interesting. When you’re shit-hammered. [Popeater]

- President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible. [Uproxx]

- Courtney Love passes for a human being. [Dlisted]

- Steven Tyler however, passes for whatever the hell this is. [PopSugar]

- Why is Joshua Jackson so romantic? [Lainey Gossip]

- Diane Kruger‘s ass. That’s why. [Evil Beet]

- Joanna Krupa has a sister. Meet Marta. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Neve Campbell in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have a stalker now. [The Fab Life]

- Natalie Portman contemplates the next 18 years. [BuzzFeed]

- Family Feud proves that America still has its priorities in order. [theCHIVE]

- The Only Reason To Watch Soccer – But seriously, it still sucks. [Bleacher Report]

- The 20 Hottest Dirty Girls [Heavy]

- Snooki is a dirty girl, and that’s not an innuendo. [TooFab]

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  1. Sen

    First!

  2. that feud video was hysterical. not the guy’s answer but of course what the board said. host looked PISSED, he needs to smoke one and lighten the fuck up

  3. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Fish is on his MAN Kick today—-
    charlie, frankie, jared, demi, jake, blake
    He usually saves them for humpday
    hiyo

  4. kiko

    His dad is my dentist (no lie).

  5. anyone else wanna leave a joint in the collection plate now?

  6. MrsEllis

    Oh man, he is gorgeous. He always will be. Can’t wait to see what all the jealous males will post…

  7. Yes he’s cute and all, but did he just escape from a Najavo indian reservation? He’d look so much cuter without all that extra garb..

  8. Maybe he’s just a big C.H.I.P.S. fan. Estrada!

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    hayley
    Commented on this photo:

    still so, so fucking hot.

  10. Rough girls are easy

    “President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible”

    Isn’t why I and most decent folks voted for him in the first place?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a looney!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute perhaps. But men who accessorize so much are too much trouble to have around.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He didn’t just wake up with that hair. That required effort.
    Trying so damned hard…….whew, I’m tired just looking at it.

  14. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Leto was cute in My So Called Life, but now he just looks weird.

  15. Ash Bones

    Almost 40 and he still looks like he’s in his 20′s… good for him!

    • egoamakaegbe.com

      DATS WAT DA FUCC AM TRYING TO SAY….he needs to fucking write a book …..the dude is like literally 40…shitness..he could pass for a 19 year old…fuck 20′s…Jesus Christ…

  16. lori

    The combination patterned poncho and weird, staring eyes… seems like he’s trying to hypnotize me.

  17. Simole

    Why is he dressed like a poor Mexican?

    EDIT

    Why is he dressed like a Mexican?

    (They’re all poor……and sleepy)

  18. HumpinFrog

    This is how I dress before gym. On acid. I get twice, maybe three squared the workout. By the way, they need more Barney on the monitors over the treadmills.

  19. Rainbow-Brite wants her gloves back.

  20. jumpin_j

    “Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?” – Frank Zappa, “Cosmic Debris”

  21. the captain

    try to imagine a few Cocks in his mouth & ears.
    YOU STILL LIKE BREAKFAST?

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    Brad
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what Burning Man would look like if the Nazis had won

  23. jojo

    Sam Ronson disguises herself as Tuco while hiding from her coke snorting felon of a next door neighbour . Sergio Leone would approve.

  24. Poncho poncho man, he’s got to be a poncho man! Damn he can wear me! So hot, want to touch the heiney!!!

  25. stevebeagle

    spacey lookin lil twink

  26. JohnnyHildo

    Poncho is the new plaid

  27. The rough identity

    Wait a minute! When did Moby grew out his hair?

  28. silken_floss

    He paid $1300 for that poncho… wtf

  29. charity

    what is this, the opening for Requiem for a Dream 2? He looks exactly like he did at the end of that movie, scrawny, pale, and scared.

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    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Jared Leto as the new face of “Dereleek”

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    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m convinced jared leto has found the fountain of youth

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    The things I’d do to this man….

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