Saturday: Poncho. Monday: Still poncho. Sunday: Secret dimension accessed only through poncho. (It all adds up.)
- Channing Tatum is really interesting. When you’re shit-hammered. [Popeater]
- President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible. [Uproxx]
- Courtney Love passes for a human being. [Dlisted]
- Steven Tyler however, passes for whatever the hell this is. [PopSugar]
- Why is Joshua Jackson so romantic? [Lainey Gossip]
- Diane Kruger‘s ass. That’s why. [Evil Beet]
- Joanna Krupa has a sister. Meet Marta. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Neve Campbell in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have a stalker now. [The Fab Life]
- Natalie Portman contemplates the next 18 years. [BuzzFeed]
- Family Feud proves that America still has its priorities in order. [theCHIVE]
- The Only Reason To Watch Soccer – But seriously, it still sucks. [Bleacher Report]
- The 20 Hottest Dirty Girls [Heavy]
- Snooki is a dirty girl, and that’s not an innuendo. [TooFab]
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First!
that feud video was hysterical. not the guy’s answer but of course what the board said. host looked PISSED, he needs to smoke one and lighten the fuck up
Fish is on his MAN Kick today—-
charlie, frankie, jared, demi, jake, blake
He usually saves them for humpday
hiyo
His dad is my dentist (no lie).
anyone else wanna leave a joint in the collection plate now?
Oh man, he is gorgeous. He always will be. Can’t wait to see what all the jealous males will post…
LOL
Jealous? Me?
Shoot! You got me.
If this man’s eyes were any closer, he’d have one.
What must his peripheral vision be like. I’m guessing he doesn’t have any.
And…about those thin lips…..
Let me tell you, i can suck a golf ball thru a 25′ garden hose.
Make that a 50′ hose.
Jealous?
I think not!
Now where did I leave my Miracle Penis Gro?
your mom used it last Itty.
Yeah, cuz girls are always interested in peripheral vision and how far you can suck a golf ball through a hose.
I beg to differ meh
you’ve never eaten a woman out?
Itty, it’s ok that you’re a virgin. Just quit trying so damned hard…it’s annoying.
He is? He just looks peculiar to me.
Yes he’s cute and all, but did he just escape from a Najavo indian reservation? He’d look so much cuter without all that extra garb..
yeah,maybe I could cook for him :D :)
Maybe he’s just a big C.H.I.P.S. fan. Estrada!
Or, maybe he’s into black dudes, making him a chocolate C.H.I.P.S. fan
still so, so fucking hot.
“President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible”
Isn’t why I and most decent folks voted for him in the first place?
He looks like a looney!
Cute perhaps. But men who accessorize so much are too much trouble to have around.
He didn’t just wake up with that hair. That required effort.
Trying so damned hard…….whew, I’m tired just looking at it.
Leto was cute in My So Called Life, but now he just looks weird.
Almost 40 and he still looks like he’s in his 20′s… good for him!
DATS WAT DA FUCC AM TRYING TO SAY….he needs to fucking write a book …..the dude is like literally 40…shitness..he could pass for a 19 year old…fuck 20′s…Jesus Christ…
The combination patterned poncho and weird, staring eyes… seems like he’s trying to hypnotize me.
Why is he dressed like a poor Mexican?
EDIT
Why is he dressed like a Mexican?
(They’re all poor……and sleepy)
This is how I dress before gym. On acid. I get twice, maybe three squared the workout. By the way, they need more Barney on the monitors over the treadmills.
Rainbow-Brite wants her gloves back.
“Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?” – Frank Zappa, “Cosmic Debris”
Watch out where the huskies go, my friend…
try to imagine a few Cocks in his mouth & ears.
YOU STILL LIKE BREAKFAST?
This is what Burning Man would look like if the Nazis had won
Sam Ronson disguises herself as Tuco while hiding from her coke snorting felon of a next door neighbour . Sergio Leone would approve.
Poncho poncho man, he’s got to be a poncho man! Damn he can wear me! So hot, want to touch the heiney!!!
spacey lookin lil twink
Poncho is the new plaid
Wait a minute! When did Moby grew out his hair?
He paid $1300 for that poncho… wtf
what is this, the opening for Requiem for a Dream 2? He looks exactly like he did at the end of that movie, scrawny, pale, and scared.
Jared Leto as the new face of “Dereleek”
i’m convinced jared leto has found the fountain of youth
The things I’d do to this man….